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Published: 2012-12-13 21:28:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 37765; Favourites: 573; Downloads: 440
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Description It's real cake... with a little formula mixed in... ...alright, a lot. ~

This is a blast from the past. Commissioned by , my first commissioner from way back when (2 years ago). It was nice to get to draw Zero again, and all these other cuties. Hope this turned out to your liking :'3

Characters from left to right: Malinda [link] , Zero, Female Allstarman [link] , Spartagirl [link] . I believe this was supposed to be for Allstarman's birthday, but I feel it's probably a little belated by now. Sorry about that :<

All characters pictured here are (c) their respective owners.
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StitchesAndPachWork [2020-09-22 13:37:46 +0000 UTC]

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RisingLegend217 [2017-08-20 11:39:24 +0000 UTC]

the cake is a lie.

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ToastedToast15 [2016-09-15 23:13:19 +0000 UTC]

Eating the cake is getting them pregnant? Where can I find such a cake?

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kalethegod [2015-01-31 14:41:40 +0000 UTC]

You need to construct additional pylons.

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LinkOfTheSouth [2015-01-25 10:54:54 +0000 UTC]

the cake. is in fact. NOT a lie. just "poisoned" cake.

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enjoyerofbig [2013-12-23 10:40:46 +0000 UTC]

:Hadesplz: The cake is a lie

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CommonBirdCreates [2013-10-13 00:34:10 +0000 UTC]

nice

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Brubake [2013-09-04 06:27:35 +0000 UTC]

There's a dream of mine! The girl in blue could sit down on her own underbelly! By slowlyΒ bending her knees putting onlyΒ her toes, underbelly, & maybeΒ KneesΒ on theΒ ground! If she tried to raiseΒ her littleΒ legs up, & outΒ towards her huge bellybutton she could getΒ crushed be her own huge belly!Β She should vore the snickering girl just in spite !

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jimmy272 [2013-05-13 04:07:45 +0000 UTC]

that cake was a lie for it was a pie

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PixelPal1131 [2013-03-17 07:47:44 +0000 UTC]

:iconportal2wheatlyplz: :iconportal2turrentplz:

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PixelPal1131 In reply to PixelPal1131 [2013-08-04 03:54:38 +0000 UTC]

* :iconturrentplz:

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PixelPal1131 [2013-03-17 07:43:36 +0000 UTC]

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PixelPal1131 [2013-03-17 07:40:49 +0000 UTC]

....I thought the cake was a lie ...

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Axlwisp In reply to PixelPal1131 [2013-03-17 15:11:13 +0000 UTC]

Cake has become a complicated social construct. We can no longer always tell if cake is in fact a lie or a polemical truth, unfortunately :<

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roundbellylove [2013-01-29 18:56:39 +0000 UTC]

I actually made a new group because of this picture. Hooray for science!

Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: "why is our science expanding Zero's friends?" I say: "Why not marry expansionless science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired." Yes you, box your stuff, out the front door, parking lot, car, goodbye.

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Axlwisp In reply to roundbellylove [2013-01-29 19:02:35 +0000 UTC]

Fire people... FOR SCIENCE! :'D

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Blackfire2Q In reply to Axlwisp [2013-03-29 06:55:11 +0000 UTC]

I thought no portal puns :l LAIR!

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roundbellylove In reply to Axlwisp [2013-01-30 06:18:50 +0000 UTC]

EXACTLY~! >w<

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roundbellylove In reply to roundbellylove [2013-01-29 18:57:12 +0000 UTC]

ps not a group group, a picture folder thing.

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Rose-Supreme [2013-01-11 03:29:47 +0000 UTC]

It's a giant dump for her on the toilet...

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ZhaneMasaki [2013-01-08 06:33:37 +0000 UTC]

The cake is a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie! *dropped through infinte fall Portal*

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SixthAxis [2012-12-19 21:20:36 +0000 UTC]

"Hmm. This Plate must not be calibrated to someone of your... generous... ness. I'll add a few zeros to the maximum weight."

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AnimatedBoobies101 In reply to SixthAxis [2013-01-01 09:15:19 +0000 UTC]

A FEW?! How About A Ton?

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SixthAxis In reply to AnimatedBoobies101 [2013-01-02 02:58:54 +0000 UTC]

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kadyp327 [2012-12-17 02:48:51 +0000 UTC]

When life gives you lemons you don't make lemonade make life take the lemons back get mad "I don't want your damn lemons" make life rue the day he gave *insert random name here* lemons I'm gonna burn downs life house... with lemons. I'm gonna have my scientists make me combustible lemons to burn down life's house.

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sibon13 [2012-12-14 09:48:37 +0000 UTC]

They probably used a molecule expansion thingamajig on the cake to have it swell up when it comes in contact with stomachs... or maybe I'm reading into this waaay to much.

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Axlwisp In reply to sibon13 [2012-12-15 15:32:25 +0000 UTC]

there is a scientist present. Perhaps you aren't far off x3

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ZeroConfidence [2012-12-14 06:26:26 +0000 UTC]

Oh my, that's very lovely indeed. Yup, took awhile, but well worth the wait. Love how everyone looks in this, thanks so much for doing such a epic job! Ha ha!

Don't suppose your commissions are open again now, or are you taking a break?

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Axlwisp In reply to ZeroConfidence [2012-12-15 15:34:05 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! I'm glad you like it :3

All my slots are full at the moment, unfortunately. I'll be posting journals when new ones open up, so keep an eye out for those if you can, or note me down the road to inquire c:

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ZeroConfidence In reply to Axlwisp [2012-12-16 08:04:55 +0000 UTC]

Heh, alright. Well keep up the great work always, ha ha!

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lteasley67 [2012-12-14 04:05:27 +0000 UTC]

haha... cake... XD

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superspacezone [2012-12-14 03:39:22 +0000 UTC]

Dat belly.

Dat massive, massive belly.

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Axlwisp In reply to superspacezone [2012-12-14 04:05:14 +0000 UTC]

;3 best kind~

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Buttery-Inkling [2012-12-14 02:34:30 +0000 UTC]

I...Can't...Resist...Must...Make...Joke...Like... ... !!!!!!

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Axlwisp In reply to Buttery-Inkling [2012-12-14 02:35:09 +0000 UTC]

D; aw mannn

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Buttery-Inkling In reply to Axlwisp [2012-12-14 02:40:46 +0000 UTC]

I CAN'T HELP IT!!!

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raventhewarrior [2012-12-14 01:43:39 +0000 UTC]

i hope they want free belly rubs. if it's okay

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Axlwisp In reply to raventhewarrior [2012-12-14 02:10:31 +0000 UTC]

Lol, I can't speak on their behalf since they aren't mine. ;3

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raventhewarrior In reply to Axlwisp [2012-12-14 02:57:39 +0000 UTC]

ah well but i think hugs will be better. since everyone likes hugs. :3

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Allstarman [2012-12-14 01:32:20 +0000 UTC]

Yayz! I love this

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ZeroConfidence In reply to Allstarman [2012-12-14 06:26:44 +0000 UTC]

Yup, happy late birthday, ha ha!

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Allstarman In reply to ZeroConfidence [2012-12-16 04:54:16 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very much

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Axlwisp In reply to Allstarman [2012-12-14 02:10:38 +0000 UTC]

:'D thanks! Glad you like it~

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red-star-alchemy [2012-12-13 23:44:16 +0000 UTC]

*not a portal joke*

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Axlwisp In reply to red-star-alchemy [2012-12-14 02:10:59 +0000 UTC]

*sagenod* that it isn't.

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Extra-Thick-Noodle [2012-12-13 23:43:46 +0000 UTC]

"portal joke" .... :3

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supremeoverload [2012-12-13 23:09:35 +0000 UTC]

Ummm...the cake is a lie...or is it the lier XD no fat my arse.

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AshleyWolf259 [2012-12-13 22:36:21 +0000 UTC]

Nice. >w<

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CadenGallic [2012-12-13 22:09:44 +0000 UTC]

*insert portal joke here*

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BalloonWeight [2012-12-13 21:48:22 +0000 UTC]

Zero! A fine plot to widen her friends

Very well done!

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