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Yes it's another one of those pictures in that series, and if you think this is bad just you wait to see what I've got plannedThis is a picture of me and my friend Nigel, as you can see he is a sentient shade of the color blue. He doesn't speak much, he likes eating animal crackers, and he sleeps in a corner of my padded cell. He also has a phobia of chickens. As for myself I'm just your standard temporally and dimensionally displaced (sort-of-intelligent), psychotic ape. I escaped from a research lab years ago and I've tried to blend into the societies of the most intelligent life-forms on the planet. Unfortunately the mice and the dolphins found me out and so I'm stuck with the bloody stupid humans.
I have decided to illustrate some of the nonsense I write about as a nice little project to get me back into drawing/painting after a prolonged period of "artists block" and family crisis.
This is one of a series of images based on the Kylie Minogue t-shirt design/slogan "kylie says relax", which was based on the iconic 80's slogan "Frankie say relax" by Frankie Goes To Hollywood. Which in turn was based on the t-shirt designs of fashion designer and social political activist Katharine Hamnett. So it's a homage to them all. I thought I might tell the truth a bit with this one.
I used Adobe CS3, pencil, layout paper, an A0 drawing board, a 29 year old twisted sense of humor I found lurking in a cupboard, contents of my Ipod, Red Dwarf series 1 - 8, Red Dwarf: Infinity Welcomes All Careful Drivers (audiobook), Aaagh! It's the Mr Hell Show! (highly recommended), Marvel: Secret invasion, The Prodigy: Invaders Must Die, Hulk vs Thor vs Wolverine (SMACK DOWN!), Cable & Deadpool, Watchmen graphic novel and film, a dozen beautiful ladies aged between 18 - 27 and dressed as naughty school girls... oh wait hang on a second, I seem to have strayed into the realm of fantasy, bugger, sorry my meds must not be working again.
I would also like to thank and credit a few people. Firstly I would like to thank and credit Andreas Johansson for giving me permission to use the font "Eat your face" in this artwork, [link]
Secondly I would like to thank the staff of Laser in Londonderry for reminding me that I'm a sad, lonely, desperate man whose pushing 30 and for showing me the fact that there are ants that have left more of a mark on this life than myself. (P.S. where did I get that ginger comedy wig from on that night out?)
Thirdly to Frank the security guard for not beating me too hard when I ran around my local supermarket wearing only a shower cap and army boots.
To Nerys we will always love you babe.
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© 2008 Ciaran McLaughlin. All Rights Reserved
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Comments: 22
nul34r-j0NN4y [2009-03-16 00:00:42 +0000 UTC]
Absolutely brill! ...I wonder what it would be like if you wrote a book.
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badmonkey4 In reply to nul34r-j0NN4y [2009-03-16 00:11:13 +0000 UTC]
Absolute filth and lies is what it would be like, there's only so many jokes you can make about pedophilia/necrophilia/beastiality before people get offended, so I would get writers block very quickly or lynched by a mob of outraged parents, outraged religious organizations, or the farming community, or Abba fans.
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badmonkey4 In reply to nul34r-j0NN4y [2009-03-16 00:20:49 +0000 UTC]
Or they might find me electrocuted to death cos I would offend some of fake-tan brigade too and since they don't like touching me, they would attack me with electric cattle prods.
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nul34r-j0NN4y In reply to badmonkey4 [2009-03-16 00:24:38 +0000 UTC]
Or that you jumped to your own death cause you wont let them ave the joy of killing you. Failing to die on impact and initially bleeding to death is optional.
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badmonkey4 In reply to nul34r-j0NN4y [2009-03-16 00:34:28 +0000 UTC]
Now your just being morbid. I would just end up breaking both legs. If it came to such desperate measures I would just hose them down and wash that crap off them. I would also hose them down if they are attractive women and wearing white t-shirts (sigh) you can't beat a good female wet-t-shirt competition.
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nul34r-j0NN4y In reply to badmonkey4 [2009-03-16 00:37:17 +0000 UTC]
Morbid is fun though... and I never really found what is so great about a wet T-shirt, it's sticky and annoying.
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badmonkey4 In reply to nul34r-j0NN4y [2009-03-16 00:43:59 +0000 UTC]
How did you guess it would be sticky? I didn't say what liquid I'd be using to hose the women down with Any way they would be the ones wearing the t-shirt and they wouldn't be wearing them for long
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nul34r-j0NN4y In reply to badmonkey4 [2009-03-16 01:09:29 +0000 UTC]
Oh.... well, your now just kinda being a creepy pervert.
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badmonkey4 In reply to nul34r-j0NN4y [2009-03-16 01:56:12 +0000 UTC]
You say that like it's a bad thing
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nul34r-j0NN4y In reply to badmonkey4 [2009-03-16 01:58:46 +0000 UTC]
No... I am just letting you know... it isn't bad, just creepy.
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badmonkey4 In reply to nul34r-j0NN4y [2009-03-16 03:08:28 +0000 UTC]
"Creepy pervert"? have you been looking at the stated profession on my passport? Any way it's not creepy, it's some women's fantasy, (minus the t-shirt), I admit I am far removed from any woman's fantasy but they get entire football teams to make their fantasy a reality.
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nul34r-j0NN4y In reply to badmonkey4 [2009-03-16 03:10:55 +0000 UTC]
I did... XD And I understand. ...Football teams? 9I do know what those are)
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badmonkey4 In reply to nul34r-j0NN4y [2009-03-16 20:49:40 +0000 UTC]
Nope what's a 9I? Yeah football teams, in America it's called soccer, but the same thinking could be applied to American football, one over enthusiastic girl/women breaks into her favourite team's locker room and all of a sudden it's a bukkake free for all. But the worst would be Rugby. No reason, can't stand the game, the people that play it and especially women who like it.
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nul34r-j0NN4y In reply to badmonkey4 [2009-03-17 00:14:15 +0000 UTC]
I see.... ewwww... bukkake is bad....
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badmonkey4 In reply to nul34r-j0NN4y [2009-03-17 03:10:43 +0000 UTC]
But very good for the skin... or so I'm told. I've finished playing sillybuggers with "In Conversation" now. Changed a few tiny details, but is now a deviation for those who need a laugh. I've also learnt to hate HTML. What is 9I?
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badmonkey4 In reply to nul34r-j0NN4y [2009-03-17 03:22:06 +0000 UTC]
not the number that comes between 90 and 92? not thee 91? not the 91 that borrowed my hedge trimmers and never gave them back the b*****d.
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badmonkey4 In reply to nul34r-j0NN4y [2009-02-28 02:03:31 +0000 UTC]
Thanks, but I've gone one better. I've put these pictures up to 1600 pixels across, so if it will load on your screen, you get to see all the detail
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