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beats0me — Oh Derpy Hooves, when will you listen?

Published: 2012-01-02 16:56:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 5501; Favourites: 46; Downloads: 61
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Description Mum said; “Don’t cross your eyes or they will stay that way”…
…I should have listened to mum.

Yea I’m a brony, what of it?

so i joined the group for everyone's favourite cross-eyed flying horse
and i decided to make a picture for it

i came up with this pretty quickly strangely enough (strange for me anyway), i just remembered the old wives tale that parents tell their kids
heh, I don’t know if that’s the real reason for derpy’s expression, it’s just a theory, there’s probably loads out there, heck I saw one where apparently it was a lab accident, dr. whooves went back in time to try and fix it but was always too late and gave up, another is that it’s a serious medical condition and she’s insalted that you mentioned it and demands an apology muffin

background was made up quickly, I just wanted it to not be against a plain white background

drepy hooves/ditzy doo © Hasbro
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Comments: 62

wente90 [2013-12-27 19:08:08 +0000 UTC]

but derpy tells us why her eyes are like that!she was born that way!

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beats0me In reply to wente90 [2013-12-27 22:40:16 +0000 UTC]

was this said in an episode?

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wente90 In reply to beats0me [2013-12-29 06:00:07 +0000 UTC]

well just look it up...

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beats0me In reply to wente90 [2013-12-29 17:36:37 +0000 UTC]

i just did on the wiki, wasn't in any episode therefor it isn't canon

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wente90 [2013-05-23 22:18:00 +0000 UTC]

NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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beats0me In reply to wente90 [2013-05-23 22:21:03 +0000 UTC]

yeah well this is something i made over a year ago anyway that i think has aged with time, so calm down

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LaLaLaNiceLady [2012-10-14 22:39:07 +0000 UTC]

Lmao my mum used to say this. She also used to say 'Don't read in the dark it'll ruin your eyes!'
...I may not be cross eyed but now I need reading glasses. xD

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beats0me In reply to LaLaLaNiceLady [2012-10-19 22:04:21 +0000 UTC]

holy crap, my mum said that as well...and i also need reading glasses
it must be true then 0.0

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LaLaLaNiceLady In reply to beats0me [2012-10-19 22:05:44 +0000 UTC]

How is it that mums always know this stuff?!?

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beats0me In reply to LaLaLaNiceLady [2012-10-19 22:31:42 +0000 UTC]

Experience maybe?

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LaLaLaNiceLady In reply to beats0me [2012-10-19 22:43:21 +0000 UTC]

Darn, I was hoping that becoming a mum makes you psychic. >_<

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mop12retruns [2012-06-01 15:40:33 +0000 UTC]

Derp!!

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beats0me In reply to mop12retruns [2012-06-27 15:53:43 +0000 UTC]

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Ogihci2 [2012-01-16 07:42:35 +0000 UTC]

OH HO HO HO!
XD now thats funny.

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beats0me In reply to Ogihci2 [2012-05-31 13:56:36 +0000 UTC]

thanks
derpy is awesome

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Senpeye [2012-01-13 19:10:47 +0000 UTC]

Good thing I sometimes watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I like Derpy!

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beats0me In reply to Senpeye [2012-01-13 19:42:47 +0000 UTC]

she's a dizty ditzy dizty hourse
gon'a fly away fly away way off course
she's a blondie blondie blond for sure
she'll leave you leave you wanting more

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Senpeye In reply to beats0me [2012-01-13 20:28:55 +0000 UTC]

Lolol

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beats0me In reply to Senpeye [2012-01-14 11:20:13 +0000 UTC]

haham thats part of a fan song about her
its dam catchy
[link]

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Senpeye In reply to beats0me [2012-01-14 14:52:41 +0000 UTC]

I like it!

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DawsonShively [2012-01-06 13:12:05 +0000 UTC]

Say beat in the 3 random clips video what was the music that was playing in the beginning

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beats0me In reply to DawsonShively [2012-01-06 15:06:06 +0000 UTC]

do what now?

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DawsonShively In reply to beats0me [2012-01-06 19:37:47 +0000 UTC]

It was one of your bus on youtube the 3 random clips video what was the music in the beginning

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HeroCrow [2012-01-03 02:13:36 +0000 UTC]

derp Owo dammit I should've listened to mum.

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beats0me In reply to HeroCrow [2012-01-03 13:17:03 +0000 UTC]

yes she should have
oh silly derpy, your so silly X3

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HeroCrow In reply to beats0me [2012-01-03 14:24:44 +0000 UTC]

derp Owo

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stupidbread [2012-01-02 20:18:09 +0000 UTC]

You're a brony? YOU JUST GOT 20% COOLER!!!!

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beats0me In reply to stupidbread [2012-01-02 20:26:55 +0000 UTC]

thank you fellow pegasister

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DubleTruble96 [2012-01-02 18:34:28 +0000 UTC]

I always thought she might of just gotten hit really hard in the face...

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beats0me In reply to DubleTruble96 [2012-01-02 18:35:41 +0000 UTC]

heh, the fan theories just keep on coming

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DubleTruble96 In reply to beats0me [2012-01-02 19:43:00 +0000 UTC]

Yep!

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Shadow-da-Hedgie [2012-01-02 17:53:36 +0000 UTC]

I actually prefer Dr Whooves. I wonder how hard it is to control the TARDIS without any hands...

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beats0me In reply to Shadow-da-Hedgie [2012-01-02 18:05:51 +0000 UTC]

i like dr whooves as well, just not as much as derpy

i like alot of the other backgrouns ponies as well
its amazing how MLP's fandom can take these meaningless charathers (meaningless on the basis they have nothing to do with the main plot) and make them interesting
...then again, its no the only seires to do this, touhou fans took 2 random nameless mid-bosses, named them 'daiyousei' and 'koakuma' and developed them to be more interesting than some of the actual charathers

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Shadow-da-Hedgie In reply to beats0me [2012-01-02 18:10:00 +0000 UTC]

It happens in quite a few fandoms though. After all, Cirno had a small intro in EoSD, and quickly became one of the most popular Touhou characters, certainly enough so for ZUN to involve her in PCB, PoFV and UNL, and even get her own game.

Touhou is interesting though. The only characters in Touhou that I can think of as truly evil, with no real redeeming qualities is Tenshi, who is basically 'I AM BORED SO I CAUSE DESTRUCTIVE EARTHQUAKES', and possibly Mima, but I don't know enough to say for sure.

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beats0me In reply to Shadow-da-Hedgie [2012-01-02 18:21:52 +0000 UTC]

really? well if it's happened in other fandoms, then i havn't heard about it
developing minor charathers i understand, but background charathers? thtas a sretch

...actually now i think about it a few background charathers from the spongebob seires get some fame, the 'deugh' fish for one

cirno doesn't really count since she was realted to the plot...well...poping out of nowhere anyway, but you still properly fight her and get a dailogue exchance...and a offical name
but i won't deny it, how the imfamous nineball screenshot made her THAT popular i have no idea

yea, unlike most seires touhou lacks black-and-whiteness, the heros aren't all good and the villans aren't all bad
in gameplay theres fighting, but come the end of the game everyone sits down together and drinks tea, fromer eneimies even team up with the player and remilla who caused a problem in touhou 6 is figting to fix the problem in touhou 8
the word 'evil' really doesn't fit anywhere in the seires

as you said, tenchi is the closest thing the seires has to an 'evil' charather, some fans argue utsuho is anouther canidate but i say she was more 'temperarly mad with power' than 'evil'
i didn't really think about mima being evil, i think i heard she was in her debute apperance, but after that became good, like you im not really sure

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Shadow-da-Hedgie In reply to beats0me [2012-01-02 20:10:40 +0000 UTC]

It happens in quite a few fandoms, the hardcore fans take the minor and background characters and mess with them.

Everyone loves Cirno because she's a lovable idiot. :3

Okuu isn't really a candidate, but for a different reason: ZUN has said himself that Okuu is even more of an idiot than Cirno. Besides, who was the one responsible for Okuu getting that power? Kanako.

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beats0me In reply to Shadow-da-Hedgie [2012-01-02 20:19:59 +0000 UTC]

really? heh, well i guess its something interesting to do
after a while the main charathers to a series can tire out because you see them soo much, so one might have fun with an undeveloped charather
im just surprised these undeveloped charathers are able to become popular amungst a large group of people

haha, now i think about it that means kanako had caused 2 insadences in gensokyo...man i've heard of people having trouble fitting in and sometimes accidently causing problems when you move to the new place, but that is just rediculous
and i thought sanae was having trouble adjesting, heh, makes me wonder how suwako is doing

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Shadow-da-Hedgie In reply to beats0me [2012-01-02 21:58:37 +0000 UTC]

Kanako might be a candidate for 'evil person with no redeeming qualities' as well. I think Suwako is doing fine, after all it's not really her shrine anymore, I reckon she just goes with the flow.

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beats0me In reply to Shadow-da-Hedgie [2012-01-02 22:05:36 +0000 UTC]

kanako, evil? personally i think thats a bit of a strech
but then again some of people say reimu's evil, so fans can think what they want

heh, wow, now that i think about it suwako's the only one from the Moriya Shrine who hasn't got it bad from the fans...unless one would consider being enimies with everyone's favorite nineball ice fairy to be a bad thing

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Shadow-da-Hedgie In reply to beats0me [2012-01-02 22:37:34 +0000 UTC]

Well Kanako did try to shut down the Hakurei shrine so her shrine would be the main on in Gensokyo and gave Okuu nuclear powers for selfish reasons.

Well like I said, Suwako is pretty much going with the flow. Plus, like Cirno and Chen, she's an adorable loli-type. Despite being over 2,000 years old.

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beats0me In reply to Shadow-da-Hedgie [2012-01-02 22:40:40 +0000 UTC]

selfish reasons? now those reasons i don't know of and hearing them may affect my opinon of her forever

plus suwako has an awesome hat to boot

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Shadow-da-Hedgie In reply to beats0me [2012-01-02 22:42:27 +0000 UTC]

Well, like I said, she tried to shut down the Hakurei shrine without knowing it's importance, just wanting her shrine to be Gensokyo's main shrine, and she gave Okuu nuclear power so she could get the Kappas to start and industrial revolution and bring more technology to Gensokyo, which would then be credited to her.

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beats0me In reply to Shadow-da-Hedgie [2012-01-02 23:04:34 +0000 UTC]

'starting a industrial revolution'? lol, that does make her sound like a villan
sounds like a typical overly-compliacted plan
and modernising gensokyo, such evil 0.0

...jk, i actually still don't see her as evil, i see her having a problem most people in gensokyo have, shourt-sightedness, to create a plan with good intentions and missing out one main factor
remilla; "i will block out the sun so that i can view the pretty flowers :3"
patchy; "wouldn't that cause plants to die, owls to defen us with their insitant hooting and amke the towns sundail useless?"
remilla; "do what now "

but i will admit, what i learnt has affected my opinion of her, out of everyone in gensokyo, she has the poorest sence of how to exercute her plans
i think i might think of her as 'kanako - the foolish god' from now on
power =/= brians
(power does not equal brains)

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Shadow-da-Hedgie In reply to beats0me [2012-01-02 23:09:30 +0000 UTC]

I also remember someone else would definately count as evil - Yuuka.

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beats0me In reply to Shadow-da-Hedgie [2012-03-17 12:55:46 +0000 UTC]

fandom yuuka is evil
cannon yuuka is only teasing
...then again, touhou fandom and cannon cross so much its often hard to tell which is which

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Shadow-da-Hedgie In reply to beats0me [2012-03-17 15:05:50 +0000 UTC]

Um, Canon Yuuka tries to kill you for stumbling across her sunflower field.

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beats0me In reply to Shadow-da-Hedgie [2012-03-17 15:17:41 +0000 UTC]

thats not really evil
thats just being overprotective of her precoius flowers

heh, if gensokyo ever had a motto, it should be something like;
'gensokyo - our hearts are in the right place, our morality isn't'

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Shadow-da-Hedgie In reply to beats0me [2012-03-17 15:19:25 +0000 UTC]

Nah, I'm pretty sure it's Yuuka being evil. What happened to ASKING people to leave, after all?

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beats0me In reply to Shadow-da-Hedgie [2012-03-17 16:03:06 +0000 UTC]

like i said, gensokyo generally has poor sense of mortality
i mean were talking about a place where 'randomly attacking people for no reason' is not seen as a bad thing, i dont think morality gets any greyer than that...granted no-one actually dies, but still, not something you want happening when going out for a walk

just look at touhou 9, the plot is that most of the characters are just wondering around and they get attacked for no or little reason
‘gensokyo – solve all your problems by fighting

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Shadow-da-Hedgie In reply to beats0me [2012-03-17 16:28:56 +0000 UTC]

I suppose. The biggest 'dick moment' has to be in Scarlet Weather Rhaspody, where after Reisin tells Marisa to go up the mountain to find the person behind the weather problems, Marisa attacks her. Marisa is a bit of a dick anyway though, I guess.

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