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Published: 2015-01-13 13:04:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 37470; Favourites: 709; Downloads: 187
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...And that's how Equestria was made!Now 'ang on a second! You can't just plop that "that's 'ow Equestria was made" nonsense on our laps and expect us to swallow it!
So the big bang happened... then what? Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago-
expansion started. Wait... Earth ponies were pretty cool, the autographs began to drool, oni-chan developed tools, we went AWOL.
We invented Spearmint Mad science, histarectomine, forgetting every line to speak- that all started with a big bang!
ALLAHU AKBAR! ALLAHU AKBAR! ALLAHU AKBAR!!!
Great. Now ah gotta gather all this matter and remake the universe. Jerks. Alright, I'm back. Wait- what happened to this thread?
A dawn of billions and billions of suns, apparently. Guess I may as well make that apple pie from scratch. Won't I need a body first?
Oh there'll be plenty o' time fer that. We got all the time in the world- Well; ya know what I mean, right?
Background (Panel 1-4) by BobtheLurker , I claim ownership of all other art assets.
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Well, Applejack is one of the few, if not the only, pony who has appeared in every generation of the MLP franchise. Perhaps each generation is a regeneration of the same universe, brought on by an apotheosized pony for the benefit of creating apple pies from scratch and selling her apple pies made completely from scratch to ponies whom she also made completely from scratch?
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Allahu Akbar? ALLAHU AKBAR? MUSLIM PEGASISTERS AND BRONIES UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So that's what that is...
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Great art!
I don't know if this has been mentioned yet, but they actually use this joke in "Applejack and the Honest-to-Goodness Switcheroo", but the discussion was between Pinkie Pie and AJ (though Pinkie did say that she got the book from Twilight).
God bless,
BJ
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On the eighth day, Applejack said "Let there be cider!" And Rainbow Dash saw that it was good.
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XD You made my day.lol
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You deserve a medal for that.
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That is perfect! XD
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For you See, Applejack is and always was. She is...the Goddess of Pastries.
She intelligently designed the Big-Bang, so that after about 14 Billion years of patiently waiting...Apples would finally evolve, along with intelligent beings...So that Applejack...Could make Apple Pies for them.
"...And THAT'S how Equestria was made!"
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She's always been one. She disguises herself as a member of the Earth Pony Master Race because she's too proud to lower herself any lower.
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Sounds legit!
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The last panel would've been a good reference to pokemon using Arceus.
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You do realize that "Allahu Akbar" means "God is great", right? *3*
Allahu Akbar! c:
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Applegod is the applegreatest!
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God is great!! I'm not taking any chances in case thats muslim because im christian.
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What do you mean "In case that's Muslim"?
Lol
It's Arabic not "Muslim". A language can't have a faith, so it doesn't matter if you say it in Swedish, Arabic, English, or Japanese. It will still mean the same thing....
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true but yes, it IS something we say as often as we can
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Nice ^^ We could really use a ponified Big Bang Theory intro
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Okay. That Alicorn Applejack looks positively gorgeous.
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And thus, Apple Jack spent the entire rest of her life becoming an alicorn and learning how to travel back in time to before the universe was made rather than growing apples
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What... what's with the 'Allahu Akhbar' thing in the description? I'm Muslim and understand the phrase's meaning, but I'm not sure what it's supposed to be in this context.
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Follow the link, I guess. (Mind you, I didn't actually do so myself.)
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The link there was pointing to a video (that has been taken down) that had some montages joking about muslin suicide bombers.
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An Apple did it :3 problem solved, case closed. sounds like A.J. adventures in another dimension too XD (Hotdiggidydemon [tumblr])
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can we get that last panel by it's self and without words? pleas?
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I know It's a beautiful drawing of Apple Jack.
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This is the silliest thing I've read in a while. Nice job.
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Applebloom: "Granny Smith! Applejack's ascendenin' ta godhood over baked goods again!"
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Twilight ascended to godhood over friendship. Then again, friendship does trump pie.
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Someone oughtta' make Pinkie's parody of the Big Bang theme a real song
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Nice comic, but that commentary is kinda bigoted.
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If you want to make a universe from scratch, you must first create 11 compactified dimensions and the metastable field that will cause them to expand.
I mean, come on, AJ, you expect us to believe you when you pass that off as "from scratch"?
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Our whole universe was in a hot dense state and nearly 14 billion years ago expansions started
Equestria began to cool
The foals began to drool
Unicorns created tools the built a wall
They built the pyramids
Magic science history
Unraveling the mystery that all started when Applejack wanted to make pie... BANG
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