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Beavernator — It's Not Rocket Science
Published: 2015-01-09 16:25:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 31303; Favourites: 580; Downloads: 188
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...Therefore by using this simple formula I was able to guide my ship to the moon, retrieve Princess Luna, and send her back home with ample fuel for my ship.You were the one who escorted Nightmare Moon back here? That pony was filled with... highly non-friendship material!
Clearly you forgot one thing. WHAT?! A cup of coffee! Have you never met a coffee drinker in your life?
The night shift is never easy. IT DOESN'T HELP WHEN YOUR SISTER SWAPS YOUR ORIGINAL COFFEE FOR DECAF!
The brand was in cursive and I couldn't read a darn thing. Nonsense! You've read all those other cursive brand names well enough!
Cecci-bola that soft drink maker, Gisnep the chidren's entertainment company, Isarleie that brand of Terran model dolls, Tiallnnnark the card company...
Imagine how crazy it would be if we got all of those names wrong. Ridicuous! Cecci-bola sounds like the cure for ebola.
Don't say that here, Luna; you're gonna- AUGH! My eyes are bleeding! It's the ebolimana! Those are tears.
Oh... they are. Heh. I didn't say stop. But what am I...? The dresses you made for me were all delicious.
EDIT: No, I do not study mechanical engineering or post-secondary chemistry in any capacity. I was aware someone was bound to call me out on the technobabble not holding up.
Background by Ikillyou121 , Pinkie vector (Panel 3) by kyrospawn , I claim ownership of all other art assets.
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"sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from science."
i copied that from the online comic "order of the stick"
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Deuterium-based? So Pinkie's copter is powered by impulse drive? I can believe it.
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Not too far fetched. Discord is Q. The Star Trek and mlp continuums are connected.
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i think pinkie's and twilights eyeshapes are switched
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Oh, I just realized that XD
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"The dresses you made for me were all delicious"
god dammit, I can't stop finding every single damned comic description you make utterly hilarious.
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You think: she has THAT MUCH SMARTS to take Equestria to the stars, yet she resigns herself to be a baker and party-planner.
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...Don't give her any ideas.
One Discord is already plenty, and default Pinkie Pie is the furthest that should ever be crossed...
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...Did I say something out of line?
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Wow; Celestia is kind of mean.
But that's what's so great; you come for the comic, but you stay for the Artist Comments.
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It's like Twilight's eyes meant SMART, MAGIC and Pinkie's are STUPID, FUNNY. (I'm just saying about the stupid thing.)
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Pop quiz: when you read this, did you hear it in your head as the original voices, or as one of the Abridged Series voices? I heard it in Mentally Advanced Series voices, myself.
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A few of the words escaped me(ramjets, dragscoop) but from what I can tell it's held up by Earth Pony magic/explainable Pinkie physics that we don't have time for. She could spend a day or two writing it all down so any mechanic with enough time could build a duplicate, not that she actually wrote it down before, she just knew, ya know?
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How do you mix up protium and deuterium? Jeebus, where did Pinkie go to school? University of Detroit? Yuck...
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And thus the Whoopty-Dooper Loopty-Looper allie-oper Bounce made total sense.
#thetiggermovie
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(-_-) *strokes chin* Ah. The techno babble is strong with this one.
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Hey, Twilight? There's something you need to know. Pinkie likes to have fun and act silly, but one of the reasons she does it is so others feel more comfortable around her. She knows that some ponies would be jealous if they found out just how smart she really is.
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You know what deuterium is, as far as I can tell from watching every episode of Star Trek?
Oil. It's oil, for starships. Space oil. That pisses me off.
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Deuterium = Hydrogen with one neutron.
Now Di-LITHIUM, that's the made up fancy crystals that make starships work.
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Is it really? Huh. The things they don't teach you in High School Chemistry. But the way it's shown in Voyager makes it seem like space oil.
Dilithium is the thing that makes less sense. And where does antimatter even come into the equation?
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Never underestimate Pinkie Pies ability to understand such scientific knowledge! Lol
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh--
(Brain exits head)
Brain: THAT'S IT! I QUIT! I can't take this crap anymore! Find yourself another brain that can process this!
No come back! You have all my videogame thoughts and my math thoughts and you need to help me for tomorrow's tes-- Guuuuuuuuuh.
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She didn't explain how it works, but how it... oh. She explained how it worked in that how it is powered... heh. Maybe explain how it stays in the air for Twilight next?
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All I have to say is wow pinkie you hit twilight with enough science she was speechless. Also Fotland42 I just learned a wee bit of science from you thanks.
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Not only was this comic entertaining, but I actually learned a few things about theoretical and non-theoretical physics in the comments section. That's a double win in my book. XD
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That is pretty OOC of twilight to act like that. I'd expect her to just carry on with it and continue having an intelligent conversation with pinkie
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Jokes on you. Deuterium-based ramjets don't use electropropulsion.
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I was about to say! Where would she even get that much Deuterium?! And I wish there were ramjets on that thing. Everything looks cooler with ramjets.
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We'll put ramjets on Rainbow Dash? How fast and cool will she be then?
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She learned how to operate it from injections of memory RNAs after she was brought out of cryogenic stasis. With her homeworld vastly overpopulated, whose who had themselves frozen selfishly in the past to live in the future were instead treated like criminals or slaves after revival and put to use finding new colony worlds. But she rebelled, and headed coreward. Where she found Equestria...
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In reality Pinkie is so smart she is building a nuclear party bomb in the basement. When it detonates in the Everfree she plans ons saying "I am the life of the party, creater of worlds..."
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A party nuke!
Instead of the hydrogen bomb she's developing the helium bomb...when it detonates nopony is hurt and not a single building is damaged, but everypony sounds really silly when they talk and can't stop laughing about it!
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Yeah, but the number of dead brain cells will be Pinkie's final suprise to the world!
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