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Published: 2015-01-13 13:04:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 37477; Favourites: 709; Downloads: 187
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...And that's how Equestria was made!Now 'ang on a second! You can't just plop that "that's 'ow Equestria was made" nonsense on our laps and expect us to swallow it!
So the big bang happened... then what? Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago-
expansion started. Wait... Earth ponies were pretty cool, the autographs began to drool, oni-chan developed tools, we went AWOL.
We invented Spearmint Mad science, histarectomine, forgetting every line to speak- that all started with a big bang!
ALLAHU AKBAR! ALLAHU AKBAR! ALLAHU AKBAR!!!
Great. Now ah gotta gather all this matter and remake the universe. Jerks. Alright, I'm back. Wait- what happened to this thread?
A dawn of billions and billions of suns, apparently. Guess I may as well make that apple pie from scratch. Won't I need a body first?
Oh there'll be plenty o' time fer that. We got all the time in the world- Well; ya know what I mean, right?
Background (Panel 1-4) by BobtheLurker , I claim ownership of all other art assets.
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To raise a what now?
I'm pretty sure that as long as you can prove an idea and lay out plans for it, you are its inventor even if you aren't the first to create it. For example the many inventions of Davinci, which he never created.
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I wanted to say ship. An european found a way to raise a ship with small floating balls and tried to apply for lots of patents, but found a bump in Finland where he was told he couldn't because, in terms of time, he was ripping off Donald Duck (technically, the writer of one of his comics). The comic was considered precedent art and no patent can be made on the method. Technically, that would mean that use it would mean you have to pay the mouse.
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I love that quote, even though I have to admit I only know it from that autotuned song.
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I can't say I didn't recognize the description as (most of) the theme song(idk XD) for big bang theory...
Allahu akbar? What am I missing?
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A joke about Muslim terrorists, see the video for a better context for the little pictures on that line.
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the video got taken down what was it?
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If I remember correctly, it was a bunch of scenes from varied sources, both live action and cartoon, where the audio would get replaced at some point to make it seem one of the characters was chanting about Allah and then something would blow up on the scene or otherwise be an obvious target and unrelated footage of a big explosion would follow or be overlaid. Several clips like that, one after the other.
I'm not sure if I'm remembering it 100%; but I think it was something like that.
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Ahh, thank you.
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Or at least they affiliate themselves with Islam; a religion that actually emphasizes the value of life and humility. It's weird.
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I explicitly specified I was talking about the terrorists and not just everyone of the religion; but I guess with so many people that don't bother thinking rationally, it's a good idea to clarify things even more.
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*giggles*
Carl- Billions and Billions of ponies
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In case you don't know, I'm in the Islam religion.
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Don't you tell ME how to make apple pies, blank flank.
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I totally approve of this pony comic.
BAZINGA! bronies unite!
umm...who the hay are you?.....
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'Since the dawn of pone' is really not that long, as every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song. A fraction of a second and the Elements were made. The ponies stood up straight, the Changelings all met their fate, they tried to take the kingdom but they failed (The Mane 6 blew them 'way), the oceans and Equestria, see ya, wouldn't wanna be ya, set in motion by the same big bang!
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Yeah; that works a lot better than mine.
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IT ALL STARTED WITH A BIG BANG!
i loled so hard!
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*slams into a random building*
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These descriptions actually have me laughing out loud.
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It was a little known fact how the invention of spearmint brought us from neanderthals to homo sapiens today. Dogs are just wolves who smelled our breath and immediately lost all sense of hostility.
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I want whatever you're taking.
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I'm actually curious who wrote that book. Sounds like something Carlin would say in a quip.
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Carl, not Carlin!
Carl Sagan coined the phrase in miniseries Cosmos, which is also available as a book in hardcover, electronic, as well as trade and mass-market paperbacks!
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...I think ThatBronyWithGlasses was talking about George Carlin.
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I picked up on that.
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