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Published: 2014-02-28 18:41:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 98136; Favourites: 1385; Downloads: 461
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Description Princess, best friend, AND a world-class troll? Is there anything you can't do, Twi?  Read. I can't read.

WHAT?!  But, you've been reading books your entire life! You run a library for crying out loud!

Since I was a filly I used a spell to phonetically sound out every word I see on the page into my ear canal. I don't actually know how to read.

Oh dear...  But Rainbow Dash can read; maybe we should get her to teach you!

Yeah! We can all pitch in and get your bases covered during Twilight Time.

Maybe throwing in some lessons to teach you how to be less gullible can work.

What?  World-class troll, remember?  So... you can read... ...but you were just pulling our leg. Lol.


All art assets by me. Literally everything. I OWN ALL THE ART ASSETS EVERYWHERE.

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MindFreak54 In reply to ??? [2014-06-22 11:33:22 +0000 UTC]

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MindFreak54 In reply to ??? [2014-06-16 18:28:32 +0000 UTC]

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MindFreak54 In reply to ??? [2014-06-16 18:28:18 +0000 UTC]

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Shouty-and-Starlight In reply to ??? [2014-06-12 22:01:07 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahahahahaha! Lol! This is Awesome!

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ChaudStarpower In reply to ??? [2014-06-11 07:14:38 +0000 UTC]

Twily you are the best!!!

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MagicCreatorK In reply to ??? [2014-06-09 03:32:22 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHhahah!!! I'm slapping the bed as I shake with laughter!!

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iKittiez In reply to ??? [2014-06-08 21:38:59 +0000 UTC]

Twilight- At the end the Tryant of the Night.... SHALL TREAD THIS REALM ONCE AGAIN!!
Me- You Crazy Man. You Crazy.

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DREA-MS In reply to ??? [2014-06-08 17:07:24 +0000 UTC]

I HAVE NO IDEA

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Lord-Samson In reply to ??? [2014-06-04 10:15:40 +0000 UTC]

HELLO GIRLS!!! XD

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newflutterpie In reply to ??? [2014-06-01 21:28:32 +0000 UTC]

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL to the description here`s 2 videos : www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6PGx8… www.youtube.com/watch?v=wblE8Y…

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Butterscotch-Scythe In reply to ??? [2014-05-30 22:04:20 +0000 UTC]

I saw filly Colgate -3-

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lolhooplacatz In reply to ??? [2014-05-28 13:35:01 +0000 UTC]

How this would run out in Animal Jam:
*Artic wolf comes into a noob party*
Artic Wolf: HEY EVERYBODY TWILIGHT HAS A HEADDRESS!!!!!11!!!!!! SHE SAID BEST TRADE GETS IT!
*5minutes later*
Twilight: SO MANY NOOBS WANT MY FLIPPIN HEADDRESS.

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Butterscotch-Scythe In reply to lolhooplacatz [2014-05-30 22:04:32 +0000 UTC]

True

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RtDK In reply to ??? [2014-05-25 11:14:07 +0000 UTC]

notbad.jpg

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Toastirr In reply to ??? [2014-05-21 23:23:16 +0000 UTC]

When I watched the episode I could have sworn they were saying toilet time.

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MagicCreatorK In reply to Toastirr [2014-06-09 03:34:31 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHHAHAH!! I don't mean to be rude, but that's SUPER FUNNY!!

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Toastirr In reply to MagicCreatorK [2014-06-09 05:39:23 +0000 UTC]

Oh, That's not rude at all! I just thought it sounded like "TOILET TIME! TOLIET TIME!" In fact, I think that's just hilarious myself!

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MagicCreatorK In reply to Toastirr [2014-06-09 12:13:09 +0000 UTC]

It would be funny if they were all like "TOILET TIME!! TOILET TIME!!" And then they barged into Twilight's' house and rushed into the bathroom. 

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Toastirr In reply to MagicCreatorK [2014-06-09 19:29:54 +0000 UTC]

Ha! Good one

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MagicCreatorK In reply to Toastirr [2014-06-09 20:23:59 +0000 UTC]

Thank you. 

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discordess In reply to ??? [2014-05-21 04:43:45 +0000 UTC]

IMAGEN IF TWILIGHT DID THAT IN THE SHOW... AND SHE MENT IT!!!!

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MagicCreatorK In reply to discordess [2014-06-09 03:34:08 +0000 UTC]

Oh dear. Goodness, that would be quite a problem. I can see Applejack dragging Twilight  away in a straight jacket...

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MochaPresso In reply to ??? [2014-05-16 17:36:34 +0000 UTC]

That was great

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sabbee79 In reply to ??? [2014-05-13 17:41:17 +0000 UTC]

you were just pulling are  *leg*

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ChaosSigma0 In reply to ??? [2014-05-08 08:10:08 +0000 UTC]

This would have been really funny if it was an actual alternate ending to that episode! xD
The description was pretty funny too.

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kittycatlover724 In reply to ??? [2014-05-04 10:53:29 +0000 UTC]

i cant read.... ur too gulliable.. I CAN BITCH XD

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Dragon101k In reply to ??? [2014-05-02 18:40:59 +0000 UTC]

That's how I imagine Twi. Because all Alicorns are fucking.

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olivebates In reply to Dragon101k [2014-05-15 09:29:16 +0000 UTC]

That is some perverted imagination you have.

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Dragon101k In reply to olivebates [2014-05-17 13:39:28 +0000 UTC]

You just don't get it.

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olivebates In reply to Dragon101k [2014-05-17 23:00:08 +0000 UTC]

Oh no I understand perfectly. You imagine all the alicorns fucking - especially twi.

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Dragon101k In reply to olivebates [2014-05-18 13:46:41 +0000 UTC]

no...

I used "fucking" in meaning like "freaking"

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AussieGriffin In reply to ??? [2014-05-01 05:47:40 +0000 UTC]

This is how I'd have done the episode. -.-
A.G.

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SweetsSongCandy In reply to ??? [2014-04-28 12:54:12 +0000 UTC]

best way to get rid of over opsessed fans

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Winged-Stone In reply to ??? [2014-04-25 22:54:04 +0000 UTC]

Next lesson takes place in the kitchen, cooking.
The spice of choice? Twilight Thyme.

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AlicornBob In reply to Winged-Stone [2014-04-30 08:26:00 +0000 UTC]

Did you just...

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Winged-Stone In reply to AlicornBob [2014-04-30 16:20:50 +0000 UTC]

Yes. Yes I did.  

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WorldWalker128 In reply to ??? [2014-04-21 05:15:59 +0000 UTC]

Well done, Twilight.
I have to wonder if Celestia has ever done something similar.

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The-Pink-Artist In reply to ??? [2014-04-15 20:05:21 +0000 UTC]

lol

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1992andbeyond In reply to ??? [2014-03-26 03:55:28 +0000 UTC]

Dinky got her cutie mark.

Looks like her special talent is knocking trashcans over at night.

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kersida In reply to 1992andbeyond [2014-04-04 14:10:03 +0000 UTC]

pillow is her cutie mark it seems

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TJBladeX In reply to ??? [2014-03-25 16:01:34 +0000 UTC]

Twilight not being able to read is like Pinkie Pie hating parties.

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Azjerban In reply to ??? [2014-03-25 03:47:39 +0000 UTC]

And then the fun was Trololololol'd. 
Maaaaaarevelous. 

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Vintageeasack In reply to ??? [2014-03-23 17:55:31 +0000 UTC]

Well this fixes everything up.

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thasbrony In reply to ??? [2014-03-16 22:00:32 +0000 UTC]

 psycho Twilight still best fecial expression

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KingdomHeartsEWY In reply to ??? [2014-03-14 18:40:55 +0000 UTC]

Nooooooooooooooo, psycho Twilights back!!!!! RUUUUUN FOR YOUR  LIFE'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

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Gariandos In reply to ??? [2014-03-07 19:54:20 +0000 UTC]

Trollight Sparkle at her finest.

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BrutalityInc In reply to ??? [2014-03-06 12:41:46 +0000 UTC]

Twilight Sparkle: "As it stands, though, the summoning ritual for the Tyrant of the Night does require sacrificing the souls of a dozen foals."

CMC "WHAT?!"

Twilight Sparkle: "At least, that's what I gathered from reading the Pseudomonarchia Nocturnum. Really, who keeps these books in public libraries?"

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Dovji In reply to ??? [2014-03-05 10:17:44 +0000 UTC]

haha awesome! Also what font did you use? It looks nice.

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Kiranta In reply to ??? [2014-03-05 06:31:39 +0000 UTC]

: I taught her well.

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Karkava In reply to Kiranta [2014-03-11 00:40:31 +0000 UTC]

You also have told her the importance of the mass consumption of foods! Especially ones that are not approved of by health critics!

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