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Welcome to Cosmic Weavers, Words shared across space and time. With Cosmic Phoenix, Cosmo Dragon, and Cosmo Bruin.

CB: Hey everyone. I’m Dean Paddock, Cosmo Bruin. My hosts as always are Shawn and Douglas, Phoenix and Dragon respectively. And today we are watching Shawn, in studio, stuffing his face with mint flavored jelly beans.

CD: It really is impressive. I’ve been keeping an eye on him for the last week and I haven’t seen him stop at any point. I admire the dedication.

CB: I have been trying to keep track of how many bags he must have gone through but I haven’t been able to. I was expecting him to be boozed up to the gills, but he seems to have chosen a slightly cheaper vice. Still, I’m surprised he hasn’t gained any weight yet. You would think he would look less ripped after doing this a week straight.

CD: I’ve seen this man smack a black hole so hard it imploded. Do you really think a single week of naught but jelly beans would affect him?

CP: I’ll smack your black hole.

CD: Excuse me! Shawn, watch your language on this show!

CP: No, Fuck you.

CB: Alright, I get it you have been having-

CP: I watched my invention run rampant and cook everyone’s best friend like she was bacon. I have every right to feel like crap. Now leave me alone.

CD: Look, I know how you must feel, but excessive sweets isn’t the answer.

CP: This wasn’t even my idea. I wanted to drown myself in a literal vat of aged whiskey but the boss man said I needed to be able to come on mic this week.

CB: Fair enough. I can’t say that I feel too good about it either. But you have to put the jelly beans down.

CP: Take my jelly beans and I’ll take your head.

CB: I would love to see you-

CD: And now he is actively trying to force feed Dean the bowl of jelly beans… I can’t tell if this is an improvement. Um, small state of affairs, the Permiso arc is well under way so please enjoy that. I hope this broke the intensity a little… oh, and The Director wants us to plug the GoFundMe to get our first novel published. We would encourage any support you can send our way and thank you for tuning in this week.

gofund.me/bd293978

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Welcome to Cosmic Weavers, Words shared across space and time. With Cosmic Phoenix, Cosmo Dragon, and Cosmo Bruin.

CB: Hey everyone. I’m Dean Paddock, Cosmo Bruin. My hosts as always are Shawn and Douglas, Phoenix and Dragon respectively. And today we are watching Shawn, in studio, stuffing his face with mint flavored jelly beans.

CD: It really is impressive. I’ve been keeping an eye on him for the last week and I haven’t seen him stop at any point. I admire the dedication.

CB: I have been trying to keep track of how many bags he must have gone through but I haven’t been able to. I was expecting him to be boozed up to the gills, but he seems to have chosen a slightly cheaper vice. Still, I’m surprised he hasn’t gained any weight yet. You would think he would look less ripped after doing this a week straight.

CD: I’ve seen this man smack a black hole so hard it imploded. Do you really think a single week of naught but jelly beans would affect him?

CP: I’ll smack your black hole.

CD: Excuse me! Shawn, watch your language on this show!

CP: No, Fuck you.

CB: Alright, I get it you have been having-

CP: I watched my invention run rampant and cook everyone’s best friend like she was bacon. I have every right to feel like crap. Now leave me alone.

CD: Look, I know how you must feel, but excessive sweets isn’t the answer.

CP: This wasn’t even my idea. I wanted to drown myself in a literal vat of aged whiskey but the boss man said I needed to be able to come on mic this week.

CB: Fair enough. I can’t say that I feel too good about it either. But you have to put the jelly beans down.

CP: Take my jelly beans and I’ll take your head.

CB: I would love to see you-

CD: And now he is actively trying to force feed Dean the bowl of jelly beans… I can’t tell if this is an improvement. Um, small state of affairs, the Permiso arc is well under way so please enjoy that. I hope this broke the intensity a little… oh, and The Director wants us to plug the GoFundMe to get our first novel published. We would encourage any support you can send our way and thank you for tuning in this week.

gofund.me/bd293978