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Published: 2011-10-07 23:40:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 1081; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 0
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Wheatley: Wow. Um, well, I was not expecting to run into another core here.
Space Core: space space space...
Spark: Core? I am not a core. I am 343 Guilty Spark, a Forerunner AI construct built to guard Installation 04.
Wheatley: Wait, what? Could you just... repeat that? Slowly? In English?
Spark: The Forerunners built me to monitor Installation 04.
Wheatley: Monitor... runners... four of them... what? I'm sorry, I don't quite understand.
Spark: Me... guard... big... space... ring.
Wheatley: Oh, okay! I get it now. Heh.
Space Core: SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Spark: I do not mean to offend you, but were the two of you built on the planet Moron?
Wheatley: I'M NOT A MORON!
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...Where's a random Promethean Knight? Requiem's AI Warrior Servants must survive in some way, for instance, an army of Renegade Prometheans prepare a megaship to flee into somewhere that doesn't exist.
*then a Knight flies past using his 'jets'* Hello!
343 GS (MK II): What are you doing!?
Knight: Requiem is gone, Monitor, we escaped through improvised means.
343 GS II: What about this 'NewΒ Requiem' they speak of?
Knight: Who said such?
343Β GS II: Prometheus Kol Legionbane, by Domain contact.
Knight: So you noticed the DOMAIN is now a massive superconstruct made out of Requiem to escape it's demise?
343 GS II: Yes?
Knight:Β We require additional material to build [Forerunner Frigate] to get [somewhere].
Wheatley: What about ME?
Knight: 7-dimensional artificial - APERTURE SCIENCE!? I think I heard of stories of such when I was [ORGANIC].
Wheatley: *goes on about Aperture Science and GLADOS.*
343 GS II: *nods to incomplete yet functional ship* We can use that.
Knight: *gets it working* Get over here,Β 343, grab 'Wheatley' for he has noΒ propulsionΒ systems.
*The two core-like items now get on the drastically small Forerunner ship, and suddenly slipspace into a multidimensional we don't know what it does to get to somewhere that does not exist.*Β Β
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What the hell did I just read?! Haha only kidding. Funny little story there. All jokes aside, the reason there's no Promethean in this is because they were announced long after I created (and posted) the picture. Plus, I only made it to show the similarities between 343 Guilty Spark and Wheatley, and because I thought it would be funny.
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Ofcourse it's funny. But a Knight flying in the background shouting 'Heelp mee!' would do?
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343 Guilty Spark: Well, uhh, protocol dicates that I introduce myself. My name is 343 Guilty Spark. I am the monitor of Installation 04.
Wheatley: I'm sorry, but, uhh..... You sparked an installation of what?
343 Guilty Spark: You aren't very intelligent, are you?
Space Core: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I think that would be exactly what would happen.
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hahaha this made me laugh my ass off XD
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my theory: long lost cousins. XD
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lol so many people comparing wheatly to spark XD but ya its inevitable they are obviously brothers 
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