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BlueSpiritFire1 β€” My God that was a slow revelation

Published: 2013-05-16 12:24:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 1110; Favourites: 28; Downloads: 1
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I mean, COME ON! Are you telling me that nobody realised this?!
THEY'RE KEYS. IT'S WHAT THEY DO.



This guy is meant to be leading the freaking Decepticons! He doesn't think that keys are made to lock and UNLOCK something?!



Megatron! Please tell me that the bucket on your head is filled with something! Some sort of basic knowledge and not just evil tyrannical thoughts!

I know that the line when you first hear it in the whole episode makes sense, but if you listen again, and your not rapt in the plot, you realise how utterly, bleedin' obvious it is!
Don't get me wrong, Megatron is one of my favourites, but....I just can't stop thinking how something this basic can be overlooked by some of the most advanced (supposedly) beings in the universe, fictional or not.

And that face Derpatron strikes again!
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Comments: 16

menslady125 [2015-09-04 05:49:52 +0000 UTC]

Β Hey, ya know what else, Megatron? If you go in water, you'll get wet!

Sheesh! And this guy's supposed to be a menacing dark lord of evil?!

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BlueSpiritFire1 In reply to menslady125 [2015-09-05 15:10:04 +0000 UTC]

8O You don't say!?

Well, actually, he would know that point all too well after...you know, that final episode xD
And having an underwater lair back in the 80'sΒ 
You'd think he'd know this stuff by now, but I guess not!

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menslady125 In reply to BlueSpiritFire1 [2015-09-07 05:49:53 +0000 UTC]

And we're supposed to be afraid of this guy? What next?

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BlueSpiritFire1 In reply to menslady125 [2015-09-07 14:08:29 +0000 UTC]

.....Starscream? at least those heels look like they could poke an eye or vital organ out

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menslady125 In reply to BlueSpiritFire1 [2015-09-08 04:24:20 +0000 UTC]

Don't worry. I think he's too obsessed with stabbing Megs with them.

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BlueSpiritFire1 In reply to menslady125 [2015-09-08 09:12:53 +0000 UTC]

.....You have a point.

Vote Soundwave? He seems like a sound leader (no pun intended), and can be legitimately terrifying.

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menslady125 In reply to BlueSpiritFire1 [2015-09-09 07:10:22 +0000 UTC]

Well, he probably would be a fitting leader...but I think he'd only take that job if Megs bit the big one.

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BlueSpiritFire1 In reply to menslady125 [2015-09-09 19:21:52 +0000 UTC]

Megs kicking the bucket is the only way anyone else would have a shot at leading the Cons. I just...I can't picture him in retirement

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menslady125 In reply to BlueSpiritFire1 [2015-09-10 06:57:33 +0000 UTC]

Megatron retire? Yeah, I don't see that happening either. The guy's just WAAAAY too power hungry!

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RiownerTias [2013-05-19 20:08:57 +0000 UTC]

He's thinking over a lot of stuff, just all over-thinking is too much for something so simple xD

First I heard the Omega Keys in this one, instantly thought back to Transformers Cybertron series.

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mustlovealll1fe [2013-05-16 20:39:28 +0000 UTC]

You know for an evil, tyrannical warlord Megs is a slow learner!

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Asaylum117 In reply to mustlovealll1fe [2014-06-14 08:40:12 +0000 UTC]

I loved this transformers show and I agree that Megatron is a slow learner! There even times I think Starscreams plans are much more deadly and better, then Megatrons in fact! All Megatron does is: ''DARK ENERGON IS POWER!'' Seriously! That Dark Energon stuff is a fucking drug for Decepticons!

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BlueSpiritFire1 In reply to mustlovealll1fe [2013-05-16 20:44:14 +0000 UTC]

Agreed @_@

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Mr-Wolfman-Thomas [2013-05-16 12:41:05 +0000 UTC]

here's another shocker Megatron, you can't pass through a door without opening it.....or using the phase shifter which makes my joke fail on multiple levels

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BlueSpiritFire1 In reply to Mr-Wolfman-Thomas [2013-05-16 13:45:08 +0000 UTC]

"Starscream? Starscream! This door isn't following my commands! Talk to it! You disobedient ones always seem to get along..."

"Master...You're meant to turn this shiny thing and then swing the door....See?"

".......Speak of this to anyone and I will throw you off the Nemesis."

"Don't look now, but I am a Seeker. You know. Master flier. With wings. Willingly jumps off high places and free falls. Just thought I might mention it."

".......Shut up."

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Dragonstormgirl In reply to BlueSpiritFire1 [2013-05-21 22:49:49 +0000 UTC]

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