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Meme again, woohoo. This time whole meme was filled together with my sister as we thought we would think of more notps together xDD alone this task seemed too hard for me so yeah...
There might be some ships you like so proceed with caution. This is only my subjective opinion so you shouldn't really think what some random person like me thinks...
Also of course, SPOILER WARNINGS!
Well, here we go:

Because it's annoying Daisy x Gladstone Gander (Donald Duck franchise) - back in the day I read a looooot of Donal Duck comics and looking back at some stuff in it cringes me. Like... Daisy is Donald's fiance but she is still fine with going on dates with his cousin even though Donald isn't fine with that...? That's just toxic. Also the point why I put it in annoying... Gladstone is just so annoyingly perfect and always gets everything for nothing including Daisy's affection while Donald is supposed to clench his teeth and suck it up...poor guy.

Because it's unattractive Shuichi Saihara x Kokichi Ouma (Danganronpa V3) and Undyne x Alphys (Undertale)- about the first one... it's just... ewww. I liked Komahina but they just copypasted the patterns to the third game and it just seemed so forced... also for some reason I think their personality don't complete as well as Nagito and Hajime. Shuichi is pretty gentle and too emotionally exhausted to deal with Kokichi's bs. About Alphys and Undyne... idk, I was surprised when I learnt they are a thing... and later on I didn't really feel chemistry between them, it seemed kinda awkward and forced.

Because it doesn't make sense Yuno Gasai x Aru Akise (Mirai Nikki)- these two hate each others' guts and are rivals for Yuki's love and they have no moments that would inddicate they could secretly have weak spot to each other and so on. People only ship them because they hate Yuki....

Because they don't interact much Noah x Cody (Total drama series)- guys, get a joke, this kiss thing was just comedy relief situation. I understand that people may ship some funny gayish plots but they literally had a few seconds of it and there was nothing to work with afterwards.

Because their beliefs don't coexist Nagito Komaeda x Junko Enoshima (Danganronpa series)- Nagito loves hope, Junko loves despair, there's no way these two could work. And even when he was a brainwashed Junko follower some part of him still hated her so...

Because of subtext Ib x Garry (Ib)- don't get me wrong I actually like the ship... but only at the point where Ib grows up, I don't mind the age gap as long as they are both adults. However I don't get people who are willingly shipping Ib as a kid with Garry- an adult. They actually hype it up being all "hahah Garry pedo lolicon lol" and it really ticks me off. So Garry can't take care of a little girl he found in cursed gallery without any pedo context? What a world we live in...

Because it's abusive Mikan Tsumiki x Junko Enoshima (Danganronpa franchise)- I actually hate all Junko's ships but this one takes a cake. It's disgusting, abusive, twisted relationship, which makes Mikan go deep downhill with her sub tendencies when I support so much her getting some help actually... I am sad people massively ship this toxic abomination...

Because it's rushed Taiga Aisaka x Ryuji Takasu (Toradora)- man, I hated this cliche ship. I understand that Taiga could fall for Ryuji minding all he did for her but how the heck Ryuji switched from his solid crush on Kushida to this tsundere brat Taiga in such short amount of time? It felt really forced and far fetched and I don't think Taiga deserved it in the end...

Because they're too alike Stitch x Angel (Stitch the anime)- this is the one I know the least about, I just remember I hated the Stitch anime, who thought of that? But anyway I just hate the pattern where you just create identical character as the main one, just make it pink or other colour. It feels so lazy and unoriginal, as if these characters only existed to be love interest... ugh, let's move on.

Because they're opposites Makoto Naegi x Sayaka Maizono (Danganronpa Trigger Happy Havoc)- Makoto is an average guy and Sayaka is super popular pop idol, why would she care for Makoto? They are from two different worlds and I am sure that this whole stuff with her flirting with him was only so she could use him in the end...which she did.

Because it's canon Duncan x Gwen (Total drama series)- there were many categories I wanted to put this notp to but what really started my problem with them is that they became canon. When I was watching first two seasons I was ok with fandom liking or shipping them, I mean everyone can have their own ideas and taste. However it was completely unnecessery to bring them together in reality. It was rushed, forced and spitted on whole development Duncney and Gwent got. Don't get me started on shipping wars and how poor people who shipped nothing of it has to get involved in watching this disaster instead of giving more development to some characters that were brought back...

Because it's not canon Pucca x Tobe (Pucca)- wake up people. Pucca hates Tobe, Tobe doesn't care about her. I wish people rememebered what actual show was about (I mean idk, Pucca being ABSOLUTELY in love with Garu, not Tobe??). And now just bc someone made this huge fanfic comic where Pucca and Tobe get together for some silly reason the fandom got crazy and keeps filling Pucca groups with the fanarts of these two... well, I left all groups so no problem for me but I am still salty and remember the good times where Garucca was king...

Because it's disturbing Garterbelt x Brief (Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt)- yes Gainax, very funny...

Because it's out of character Trixie x Kyle (American dragon jake Long)- seriously guys...? Trixie is better than that. In first season she is this cool chill chick who can also act as voice of reason to Jake when he needs to be shaken. But in second season they go for my despised cliche and make her in love with some whatever guy who is the most popular in school or sth like that and she just acts obnoxious about it being all EEEEK Kyle <3 like wtf, I know people can lose their crap when they fall in love but it still seemed like a stupid stretch to me...

Because it's cringe inducing Matsuno brothers x Totoko (Osomatsu-san)- I actually don't really mind Osomatsu x Totoko alone but I hate their group swooning over her. Also her attitude of training them to adore her while giving them nothing but "being cute" as return is painful to watch. I wish she didn't hog them all for herself and actually allowed them to have different ships than her...

Because it's bland Morty x Jessica (Rick and Morty)- I just...couldn't care less. Jessica seems like this popular girl everyone in school fall for (again, my despised cliche) and I have no idea why would she get interested in random nobody like Morty... moving on.

Because it lacks emotion Ichigo x Rukia (Bleach)- to me they lack chemistry. The fact they are the main boy and main girl isn't really enough of a reason for me to ship them, so... I don't.

Because it's cliche Jason x Janet (Good Place)- I liked the show but when this thing started growing it became unbearable to watch. So Janet is basically robot like existance who saw loads of people in her life but she randomly fell for Jason cause he married her randomly out of nowhere in one of realities bc she was "attractive and smart" and that's pretty much all, he didn't even know her well at the time, he sorta did it out of boredom I guess...? And they try to sew some dramatic love story out of these messed up pieces making it just cringy cliche love story of "lovers from two different worlds". Bleh.

Because it's too melodramatic Artur x Gwen (Merlin)- seriously, sometimes I really hate when the show does red herring ships in first season just to jump at you in second season with the ship without any earlier foreshadowing. This ship came without any good build up and became the massive hog of the show making plenty of dramas surrounding it and becoming the main interest of episode way too many times. Another show I had to dump because I was tired of the ship, thanks.

Because it happened at the wrong time Chisa x Munakata (Danganronpa 3)- I didn't care about the ship in general but the very timing of them becoming canon was awful. At the time Chisa was brainwashed spy who betrayed Munakata's trust and made him go insane. Yeah, great shipping moments.

Because I see them more as friends Fenneko x Haida (Aggretsuko)- I mean Fenneko is best wingman and was doing her best to help Haida win Retsuko. Some could ship them as thanks to Retsuko dumping their invitations all the time it ended up giving us a lot of alone Fenneko and Haida moments but still... I see them more as dudes.

Because it's pointless All Cuphead ships- no offence to people who make ships there. To me just the characters aren't too shipable and also we don't get too many interactions between them sooo I just focus on playing the game instead xD

Because it hurts the series Pocahontas x John Rolf (Pocahontas II)- lol, my first notp ever xD and yeah, I know the love story was based on real story and they just went with the facts but explain it to my younger self who loved her with John Smith xD I mean after making so much effort to make their love seem unbreakable in first movie and all Pocahontas falling for some random friendly bloke after all...ok then.

Because I ship them with others Marinette x Luka (Miraculous Ladybug)- at this point I don't give a crap about Ladybug and not gonna watch it anymore seeing that love squares are coming... they're just annoying, we all know she's going to get with the Chat Noir in the end 8I

Because it panders to a demographic Hinata x Mao (Mirai Nikki)- I don't like perverted yuri with constant boobs grabbing just to appeal to men's fantasies... nuff said.

Because it's overrated Draco x Hermione (Harry Potter series)- do you know that Dramione fans actually say that Ron "abuses" Hermione just because he said something a little insensitive in first part of the series (when they were freaking 11) but they don't bat an eye that Draco is openly offensive racist towards Hermione? Seriously, I never touch this part of internet again. And let me tell you this... I watched compilation with "Dramione moments" and there's nothing. This ship is built just on ifs and fantasies of fans which normally is alright but I think that the fame of this ship is way overboard knowing how faulty it actually is...

Because of their arguments Toriel x Asgore (Undertale)- just shut up Toriel, you toxic hypocritical excuse of a wife. She casts all the blame on Asgore while she ran away from her duties to live her fantasies. Seeing how abusive she is toward her ex makes me vomit, especially that fandom calls her "mama goat". I'd never want such terrible person for a mother.

Because it brings out their worst qualities Kazuichi Soda x Sonia Nevermind (Danganronpa franchise)- Kazuichi is amazing character in my opinion AND IF ONLY he stopped simping for Sonia it would be really great. It is also hard for Sonia to stay her calm collected self when he is around too which is a shame yet I understand she may feel annoyed with him.

Because they can't forgive each other Ross x Rachel (Friends)- I think I never finished season 4 after all but their dramas were really painful to watch. They basically get back together just to have huge fight a few seconds later. Guys...make up for real or stay away from each other!

Because I don't!- Ultimate Imposter x Ibuki Mioda (Danganronpa franchise)- for some reason I really hate this ship to the point I cringe seeing them interact. Something about them is just not right, lack of chemistry or common topics I guess...

Ugh, I am tired. I wonder who's gonna come after me now. Remember, don't treat it too seriously. It's just my very own opinion, you are free to have your own, I don't make you change anything.
Well, enjoy.

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Meme again, woohoo. This time whole meme was filled together with my sister as we thought we would think of more notps together xDD alone this task seemed too hard for me so yeah...
There might be some ships you like so proceed with caution. This is only my subjective opinion so you shouldn't really think what some random person like me thinks...
Also of course, SPOILER WARNINGS!
Well, here we go:

Because it's annoying Daisy x Gladstone Gander (Donald Duck franchise) - back in the day I read a looooot of Donal Duck comics and looking back at some stuff in it cringes me. Like... Daisy is Donald's fiance but she is still fine with going on dates with his cousin even though Donald isn't fine with that...? That's just toxic. Also the point why I put it in annoying... Gladstone is just so annoyingly perfect and always gets everything for nothing including Daisy's affection while Donald is supposed to clench his teeth and suck it up...poor guy.

Because it's unattractive Shuichi Saihara x Kokichi Ouma (Danganronpa V3) and Undyne x Alphys (Undertale)- about the first one... it's just... ewww. I liked Komahina but they just copypasted the patterns to the third game and it just seemed so forced... also for some reason I think their personality don't complete as well as Nagito and Hajime. Shuichi is pretty gentle and too emotionally exhausted to deal with Kokichi's bs. About Alphys and Undyne... idk, I was surprised when I learnt they are a thing... and later on I didn't really feel chemistry between them, it seemed kinda awkward and forced.

Because it doesn't make sense Yuno Gasai x Aru Akise (Mirai Nikki)- these two hate each others' guts and are rivals for Yuki's love and they have no moments that would inddicate they could secretly have weak spot to each other and so on. People only ship them because they hate Yuki....

Because they don't interact much Noah x Cody (Total drama series)- guys, get a joke, this kiss thing was just comedy relief situation. I understand that people may ship some funny gayish plots but they literally had a few seconds of it and there was nothing to work with afterwards.

Because their beliefs don't coexist Nagito Komaeda x Junko Enoshima (Danganronpa series)- Nagito loves hope, Junko loves despair, there's no way these two could work. And even when he was a brainwashed Junko follower some part of him still hated her so...

Because of subtext Ib x Garry (Ib)- don't get me wrong I actually like the ship... but only at the point where Ib grows up, I don't mind the age gap as long as they are both adults. However I don't get people who are willingly shipping Ib as a kid with Garry- an adult. They actually hype it up being all "hahah Garry pedo lolicon lol" and it really ticks me off. So Garry can't take care of a little girl he found in cursed gallery without any pedo context? What a world we live in...

Because it's abusive Mikan Tsumiki x Junko Enoshima (Danganronpa franchise)- I actually hate all Junko's ships but this one takes a cake. It's disgusting, abusive, twisted relationship, which makes Mikan go deep downhill with her sub tendencies when I support so much her getting some help actually... I am sad people massively ship this toxic abomination...

Because it's rushed Taiga Aisaka x Ryuji Takasu (Toradora)- man, I hated this cliche ship. I understand that Taiga could fall for Ryuji minding all he did for her but how the heck Ryuji switched from his solid crush on Kushida to this tsundere brat Taiga in such short amount of time? It felt really forced and far fetched and I don't think Taiga deserved it in the end...

Because they're too alike Stitch x Angel (Stitch the anime)- this is the one I know the least about, I just remember I hated the Stitch anime, who thought of that? But anyway I just hate the pattern where you just create identical character as the main one, just make it pink or other colour. It feels so lazy and unoriginal, as if these characters only existed to be love interest... ugh, let's move on.

Because they're opposites Makoto Naegi x Sayaka Maizono (Danganronpa Trigger Happy Havoc)- Makoto is an average guy and Sayaka is super popular pop idol, why would she care for Makoto? They are from two different worlds and I am sure that this whole stuff with her flirting with him was only so she could use him in the end...which she did.

Because it's canon Duncan x Gwen (Total drama series)- there were many categories I wanted to put this notp to but what really started my problem with them is that they became canon. When I was watching first two seasons I was ok with fandom liking or shipping them, I mean everyone can have their own ideas and taste. However it was completely unnecessery to bring them together in reality. It was rushed, forced and spitted on whole development Duncney and Gwent got. Don't get me started on shipping wars and how poor people who shipped nothing of it has to get involved in watching this disaster instead of giving more development to some characters that were brought back...

Because it's not canon Pucca x Tobe (Pucca)- wake up people. Pucca hates Tobe, Tobe doesn't care about her. I wish people rememebered what actual show was about (I mean idk, Pucca being ABSOLUTELY in love with Garu, not Tobe??). And now just bc someone made this huge fanfic comic where Pucca and Tobe get together for some silly reason the fandom got crazy and keeps filling Pucca groups with the fanarts of these two... well, I left all groups so no problem for me but I am still salty and remember the good times where Garucca was king...

Because it's disturbing Garterbelt x Brief (Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt)- yes Gainax, very funny...

Because it's out of character Trixie x Kyle (American dragon jake Long)- seriously guys...? Trixie is better than that. In first season she is this cool chill chick who can also act as voice of reason to Jake when he needs to be shaken. But in second season they go for my despised cliche and make her in love with some whatever guy who is the most popular in school or sth like that and she just acts obnoxious about it being all EEEEK Kyle <3 like wtf, I know people can lose their crap when they fall in love but it still seemed like a stupid stretch to me...

Because it's cringe inducing Matsuno brothers x Totoko (Osomatsu-san)- I actually don't really mind Osomatsu x Totoko alone but I hate their group swooning over her. Also her attitude of training them to adore her while giving them nothing but "being cute" as return is painful to watch. I wish she didn't hog them all for herself and actually allowed them to have different ships than her...

Because it's bland Morty x Jessica (Rick and Morty)- I just...couldn't care less. Jessica seems like this popular girl everyone in school fall for (again, my despised cliche) and I have no idea why would she get interested in random nobody like Morty... moving on.

Because it lacks emotion Ichigo x Rukia (Bleach)- to me they lack chemistry. The fact they are the main boy and main girl isn't really enough of a reason for me to ship them, so... I don't.

Because it's cliche Jason x Janet (Good Place)- I liked the show but when this thing started growing it became unbearable to watch. So Janet is basically robot like existance who saw loads of people in her life but she randomly fell for Jason cause he married her randomly out of nowhere in one of realities bc she was "attractive and smart" and that's pretty much all, he didn't even know her well at the time, he sorta did it out of boredom I guess...? And they try to sew some dramatic love story out of these messed up pieces making it just cringy cliche love story of "lovers from two different worlds". Bleh.

Because it's too melodramatic Artur x Gwen (Merlin)- seriously, sometimes I really hate when the show does red herring ships in first season just to jump at you in second season with the ship without any earlier foreshadowing. This ship came without any good build up and became the massive hog of the show making plenty of dramas surrounding it and becoming the main interest of episode way too many times. Another show I had to dump because I was tired of the ship, thanks.

Because it happened at the wrong time Chisa x Munakata (Danganronpa 3)- I didn't care about the ship in general but the very timing of them becoming canon was awful. At the time Chisa was brainwashed spy who betrayed Munakata's trust and made him go insane. Yeah, great shipping moments.

Because I see them more as friends Fenneko x Haida (Aggretsuko)- I mean Fenneko is best wingman and was doing her best to help Haida win Retsuko. Some could ship them as thanks to Retsuko dumping their invitations all the time it ended up giving us a lot of alone Fenneko and Haida moments but still... I see them more as dudes.

Because it's pointless All Cuphead ships- no offence to people who make ships there. To me just the characters aren't too shipable and also we don't get too many interactions between them sooo I just focus on playing the game instead xD

Because it hurts the series Pocahontas x John Rolf (Pocahontas II)- lol, my first notp ever xD and yeah, I know the love story was based on real story and they just went with the facts but explain it to my younger self who loved her with John Smith xD I mean after making so much effort to make their love seem unbreakable in first movie and all Pocahontas falling for some random friendly bloke after all...ok then.

Because I ship them with others Marinette x Luka (Miraculous Ladybug)- at this point I don't give a crap about Ladybug and not gonna watch it anymore seeing that love squares are coming... they're just annoying, we all know she's going to get with the Chat Noir in the end 8I

Because it panders to a demographic Hinata x Mao (Mirai Nikki)- I don't like perverted yuri with constant boobs grabbing just to appeal to men's fantasies... nuff said.

Because it's overrated Draco x Hermione (Harry Potter series)- do you know that Dramione fans actually say that Ron "abuses" Hermione just because he said something a little insensitive in first part of the series (when they were freaking 11) but they don't bat an eye that Draco is openly offensive racist towards Hermione? Seriously, I never touch this part of internet again. And let me tell you this... I watched compilation with "Dramione moments" and there's nothing. This ship is built just on ifs and fantasies of fans which normally is alright but I think that the fame of this ship is way overboard knowing how faulty it actually is...

Because of their arguments Toriel x Asgore (Undertale)- just shut up Toriel, you toxic hypocritical excuse of a wife. She casts all the blame on Asgore while she ran away from her duties to live her fantasies. Seeing how abusive she is toward her ex makes me vomit, especially that fandom calls her "mama goat". I'd never want such terrible person for a mother.

Because it brings out their worst qualities Kazuichi Soda x Sonia Nevermind (Danganronpa franchise)- Kazuichi is amazing character in my opinion AND IF ONLY he stopped simping for Sonia it would be really great. It is also hard for Sonia to stay her calm collected self when he is around too which is a shame yet I understand she may feel annoyed with him.

Because they can't forgive each other Ross x Rachel (Friends)- I think I never finished season 4 after all but their dramas were really painful to watch. They basically get back together just to have huge fight a few seconds later. Guys...make up for real or stay away from each other!

Because I don't!- Ultimate Imposter x Ibuki Mioda (Danganronpa franchise)- for some reason I really hate this ship to the point I cringe seeing them interact. Something about them is just not right, lack of chemistry or common topics I guess...

Ugh, I am tired. I wonder who's gonna come after me now. Remember, don't treat it too seriously. It's just my very own opinion, you are free to have your own, I don't make you change anything.
Well, enjoy.