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Description I'VE DONE IT! Finally, I managed to complete this meme, and only a day after I completed ME3. I tried taking my time with it, then I got lazy towards the end. I'd say I will go back and fix it, but I accidentally saved over the big file so probably not.

1. Narwen, the bosmer, in full colour. She shoots arrows! She conjures daedtra! She steals sweetrolls!

2. Narwen gets distracted and lost a lot. She ended up trying to ask directions from Ulfric Stormcloak at the Worst Possible Time (tm).

3. In order, and with the correct method: Lydia, Onmund, Vorstag, and Vilkas (she also managed to kill Marcurio and Erundr, but they didn't fit in the box). She has really bad aim sometimes.

4. I loved Paarthunax so much, that I would have told the Blades to go screw themselves if I had the option. And the less said about Thongvar Silver-Blood, the better.

5. Onmund! Okay, I don't have much else to say.

6. I liked a lot of the quests, but A Night to Remember was one of the ones that I enjoyed so much I didn't even bother passing speech checks to see what happened. Not to mention the Sanguine Rose is awesome!

7. I loved the members of the College of Winterhold, particularly J'zargo, Brelyna, and Onmund. I also have a soft spot for Drevis Neloren.

8. Since they're both bosmer, I figure they could be related. Cyrellia had a serious affair with Martin (in my head... but dammit they did!) so I figure Narwen could be an eventual product of that union. Or not. Either way, Cyrellia's one of those grandmothers that gets a kick out of making her grandkids uncomfortable and has no shame.

9. I don't know how many times I stood around and stared in awe at the landscape. gorgeous, simply gorgeous.

10. True story: One time the messenger walked right up to Narwen in his smallclothes and just handed her messages like there was nothing wrong. I did a double take and went "What happened to your clothes?" He then stood around and hung out for a while. No one seemed to notice this, so I figured he enjoyed streaking.

11. I really enjoyed playing this game. Exploring, learning shouts, doing quests; TES games are so fun. And I think this is the second game that I actually finished the main quest on too.

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Comments: 32

AkatsukiRocket854 [2013-01-22 02:47:38 +0000 UTC]

Have you ressurcted any of your dead followrs

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bukittyan In reply to AkatsukiRocket854 [2013-01-22 15:23:36 +0000 UTC]

I restored save games from before they died, if that's what you mean. So they're still alive.

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kitsune2008 [2012-09-08 18:44:01 +0000 UTC]

You character and my Argonian would get along perfectly, provided she can keep up with him when it comes to drinking or fist fights. lol

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bukittyan In reply to kitsune2008 [2012-09-10 14:29:37 +0000 UTC]

lol, I think she'll leave the fist-fights to him, but she can hold her liquor!

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kitsune2008 In reply to bukittyan [2012-09-10 15:49:31 +0000 UTC]

Light-On-Feet(my Dragonborn): EXCELLENT, let us have a drink then! Bartender, bring us some Black-Briar Reserve and let's see how much my new Bosmer friend can handle! You can start first! lol

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HappyHyperHoneydukes [2012-07-09 04:41:02 +0000 UTC]

Naked courier happend to me too. He didn't even have a message for my Redguard, he just ran by like 'no messages sorry :L' and ran around. So awkward.

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bukittyan In reply to HappyHyperHoneydukes [2012-07-11 17:31:27 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahahaha! Oh that's hilarious! Mine at least had a message for me.

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HappyHyperHoneydukes In reply to bukittyan [2012-07-11 22:00:11 +0000 UTC]

The best part was it was in the middle of Whiterun's market square, there was like thirteen people walking around while this naked guy was there like nothing was unusual. I've also seen a courier walking down a path near Morthal and a few bandits came for him and he wasted their shit like crazy. Complete beat down. My character did not do anything.

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mayorbee3 [2012-05-31 23:12:34 +0000 UTC]

i count help but laugh at the naked messenger

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bukittyan In reply to mayorbee3 [2012-06-14 17:42:26 +0000 UTC]

He was pretty funny. Thanks!

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wanderer1812 [2012-05-02 15:43:33 +0000 UTC]

How did I not see this?...strange...
anyway - is the killing followers part anything to do with your dovahkiin being ready, about to strike an enemy when - suddenly their follower rushes out in front only to take the killing blow intended for the enemy?.....such is my experience anyway which is why I don't make use of followers XD

10. - I was wondering what the naked running man was all about XD never had that glitch lol kinda wish I did, funny

8. - Poor Narwen, that is something you do not want to hear lol

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bukittyan In reply to wanderer1812 [2012-05-02 19:09:22 +0000 UTC]

Oh yes; followers manage to get in front just at the right moment. It's why I had to stop taking Onmund around with me; I kept having a heart attack when I killed him. I eventually switched to Daedra.

if you get the naked courier glitch, it's hilarious.

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wanderer1812 In reply to bukittyan [2012-05-06 13:38:09 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I very quickly gave up on the followers, plus I mainly operate through stealth...so they tended to ruin that as well lol

a very random glitch XD I've had plenty of glitches but the weirdest one I've had is that guy by Whiterun Stables multiplying (can't mind his name)
Only one of him (as you would expect) visited Whiterun again...he had spawned a twin, came back again - three, an again four....
creepy...and one of them is stuck in the ground..no legs, torso on the ground......

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Taiyama [2012-04-10 08:26:16 +0000 UTC]

2. Huh, pretty much the reason my character, Octavian, got captured too. He wasn't lost per se, but he was in the UBER WRONG PLACE AT THE OMEGA WRONG TIME while trying to get to the College of Winterhold and got his captured.

3. Why Octavian works alone in a nutshell. He's managed to kill some fellow legionnaires accidentally in battles and has never let himself live it down.

3. Paarthurnax is boss. I'm actually curious as to why you like Thongvor so much, but I suppose I'll heed the "less said about it the better" warning.

6. Bahahaha, that quest. Oh man. Octavian luckily did it before he married Ysolda (and my other character, Sorana, hasn't married at all--only person she's loved is Astrid and WHOOPS SHE'S MARRIED TO THE WEREWOLF).

10. WHERE DOES HE KEEP THE LETTERS?! WHERE DOES HE KEEP THE LETTERS?!?!

(Hope you don't mind me yapping about my characters a bit here, but I just love comparing Skyrim characters. It's one of my favorite parts of RPGs like this!)

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bukittyan In reply to Taiyama [2012-04-10 13:24:29 +0000 UTC]

2. I think that's how we all ended up in Skyrim.

4. Actually, I hate Thongvar. The meme said "Most favourite NPC vs the least one" and Thongvar is the least, which is why Paarthunax is eating him.

10. You don't want to know. You really don't want to know.

And feel free to yap! I enjoy hearing about other PCs and other experiences. It's why these games are so fun; we're all doing different things at times.

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NorroenDyrd [2012-03-25 13:10:04 +0000 UTC]

Awesome! Love the great-grandma panel!
I had the naked courier bug, too.

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bukittyan In reply to NorroenDyrd [2012-03-25 23:18:05 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

And I'm so glad I wasn't the only one to experience Naked Courier. Though now I think I could do a whole comic about him...

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NorroenDyrd In reply to bukittyan [2012-03-26 03:49:21 +0000 UTC]

You are most welcome!
I had a sort of similar issue with some NPCs in Oblivion. Must be a Bethesda thing.

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Corbie [2012-03-20 18:54:54 +0000 UTC]

I'm pretty sure that's how my Dovahkiin got captured, too.

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bukittyan In reply to Corbie [2012-03-21 20:30:29 +0000 UTC]

Those Imperials! Asking for directions isn't a crime!

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Corbie In reply to bukittyan [2012-03-21 22:55:23 +0000 UTC]

That's why I didn't side with them (besides Onmund being a Nord and presumably Talos-worshipper with his "by the nine!"). Every time I ran into the Imperials in the first part of the game, they were arbitrarily killing somebody!

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bukittyan In reply to Corbie [2012-03-22 12:44:38 +0000 UTC]

They like chopping off people's heads. I kind of wished there was a way to not side with either one; but I did want to see what happened. Even though Tullius is an ass when you meet him, he's surprisingly honest and nice at the end. He allowed the Dragonborn to kill Ulfric at Ulfric's request, despite the fact that he didn't have to. And he expressed doubt at the end. It was really surprising. Though Ulfric's body never goes away... that was weird.

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Burhenn63 [2012-03-20 12:08:29 +0000 UTC]

Dang I wish the Bosmer's in the game looked that good. When I make one they look like bugged eyed freaks. I finally gave up on them.

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bukittyan In reply to Burhenn63 [2012-03-20 17:17:53 +0000 UTC]

I don't know, I managed to make mine look pretty good. Though I spent an hour. Maybe it helps that I play the PS3 and can't see the eyes much.

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DeepHurting [2012-03-20 06:52:47 +0000 UTC]

XD

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bukittyan In reply to DeepHurting [2012-03-20 11:54:32 +0000 UTC]

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bloodtrailkiller [2012-03-20 01:29:56 +0000 UTC]

Heard Skyrim's the last TESV :c haven't researched though.
I had too many mods on my Skyrim so... reinstall... and a rewalk through nexus mall >_>

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bukittyan In reply to bloodtrailkiller [2012-03-20 11:55:52 +0000 UTC]

Really? I don't think so. They'll probably do something else, but it'll take 5 years or so.

I can't mod because I play on the PS3. But have fun again!

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bloodtrailkiller In reply to bukittyan [2012-03-21 00:21:49 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, got the news from an un-reliable friend; but still. I agree, I suspect the next TESV will be in Black Marsh or Elsweyr

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DreamerPierrot [2012-03-19 22:29:29 +0000 UTC]

Lol Nice work on the meme XD!
I stopped playing Skyrim half-way because my old computer crashed (I need to reinstall it). As I recall, I had trouble deciding whom my female Nord should marry between the twins Farkas and Vilkas lol.

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bukittyan In reply to DreamerPierrot [2012-03-20 11:56:35 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

Sorry to hear about your computer. But Farkas VS Vilkas is one of those age-old questions. It's so tough to decide!

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DreamerPierrot In reply to bukittyan [2012-03-20 13:51:33 +0000 UTC]

If only we can get them both in a nice little set lol (or at least get to know them better as individuals. We can't really see much depth to their characters unfortunately =__.

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