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Published: 2009-06-20 05:35:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 5262; Favourites: 111; Downloads: 30
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I DEBATED NOT PUTTING THIS HERE BECAUSE IT'S A VERY SPECIALIZED SORT OF COMIC. but anyway and I were discussing Stark and in a fit of fangirl glee I said, "I bet the entire Espada has a collective crush on him. How could you not?"And so we came up with this scenario that once, when Stark is out of the room, Szayel asks a really difficult question. "Would you rather sleep with Primera or Johnny Depp?" Cause. Either way it's gay. We came up with this whole script and I drew it.
tl;dr don't take it srsly. None of my comics are meant for that. For God's sake that should never be a problem.
ETA: I keep forgetting those dumb double r's DUUUR
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"Why can't we pick angelina jolie?" XDDD Who knew Grimmjow and Halibel had the same taste in women?
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"I bet the entire Espada has a collective crush on him."
OMG! I don't know why it never occurred to me before. But...I wonder if that explains why Stark spends his entire life (or at least 95% of it) sleeping. To avoid running into other crazy Espada who like him.
(Srsly. It all makes sense).
(But to answer the question - I'd go for the Primera. My friend can have Johnny Depp. She has a crush on him.)
~JazkaStar~
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Awesome.
And as for the question...umm...well, Johnny Depp was hot in POTC...but I'd have to go for the Primera. I don't think I could honestly call myself a Bleach fan if I didn't.
But in his released form though 'cause it's awesome, badass and totally hot. Srsly.
~JazkaStar~
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I like how when Stark comes back in they all spew out a bunch of games simultaneously in an attempt to cover up what they were really doing.
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XD So funny!! I loved how everyone was just jumping in here and there; Ulquiorra, Nnoitra, Zommari, and Halibel were the most amusing! X3 I love it!!!
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YES. EVERYONE HAS A COLLECTIVE CRUSH ON STARRK. IT JUST WORKS.
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AHAHA! This is random but I love it. The espada having huge game conversations
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'I am not an option. Nor am I an animal or a fruit.'
Love it XD
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Love how Harribel (yes, I say Harribel rather than Halibel) wanted Angelina Jolie.
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Yeah. Noitora and Ulquiorra both have choosen Stark!!! And Yammy wants to go with Ulquiorra. So sweet.
Thank you for my smile in this gray day!
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lol Stark is all "Mwuh? Did I miss something here?" >.> *thinks to self* I KNOW they were talking about me...again...damn it.*
lol
it was a little difficult to figure out the bubble layout, but I got it. ^^
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Hahaha! I love it. Grimmjow's first line reminds me of the Eddie Izzard "Cake or Death" skit.
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lol I'd definitely pick Starrk... but then again Johnny Depp looks like Starrk too o_o;;
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That's a horrible choice to have to make.
Is 'both' an option? 'Cause that would be like, the best thing ever, if you could have both. At the same time.
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OMFG, I love it! I can imagine Nnoitra practicing his love lines in a mirror for Stark. HE WAS LIKE THE ONLY ONE THAT SEEMED INTERESTED!
Do Espada keep up with American pop culture?
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EVERY Arrancar has a Crush on Stark, much to the Primera's Dismay... yes... even Coolhorn.
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Why do I see Coolhorn trying crappy pick-up lines on Stark? Coolhorn insisted it was because he was drunk. ... it was like 2 in the afternoon (if they had afternoon in HM)
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But... Crappy pick-up lines are the shiz. You just havent lived till someone has acutally used a corny pick-up line on you and MEANT IT.
Lol. Lololol.
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XDDDDDDD
Probably for the same reason all the other Arrancar hit on him.
Oh lord the possibilites are endless. Some quite hot, others... downright nightmarish.
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this is so funny i cant fucking get over it XDDD
NNOITRA IS THE ONLY ONE MAN ENOUGH TO ADMIT IT BUT THEYRE ALL THINKING IT
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Nnoitra is secure in his manliness. He wears pink shirts when he goes golfing with Tesla.
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Nel looks at him funny and he goes
"What the fuck are you looking at? It brings out my eyes, bitch."
And Nel is all- "I always pictured you of more as a teal."
And nnoitra is like
"TEAL IS FOR HOS BITCH."
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I SEE NNOITRA ACCIDENTALLY LETTING OUT HE ACTUALLY KNOWS COLOR NAMES. He's like, "No, Tesla, you dumbass, that's dusty rose." And Nel is like "..."
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lmao nnoitra. HE WILL NEVER SECURE HIS MASCULINITY WHEN IT COMES TO NEL. TESLA WOULD LOOK AT HIM AND HE'D SLAP HIM. NEL WOULD LOOK AT HIM AND HE'D GO "....WHAT?!"
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I am seeing Nel just staring and he keeps going, "Dammit, what?" And finally she's like, "Even I didn't know that was called celery green." and he's like, "Well, it is. >
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He's got some lovely ones >:]
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