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Published: 2006-03-17 04:20:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 667; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 267
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as if cell phones weren't annoying enough, every obnoxious cell user now has one of those stupid fucking nextel chirp phones that's essentially a shitty walky-talky with the world's most annoying incoming message sound. BECAUSE EVERYONE IN THE BUILDING/LINE/STORE/WORLD REALLY WANTS TO HEAR LOUD BEEPING AND YOUR SHITHEAD FRIENDS' GARBLED LOUD OBNOXIOUS VOICES! NO REALLY, EVERYONE IS IMPRESSED BY YOUR POPULARITY AND PHONE!hi i'm grumpy
comic/art/rage (c) KRD
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Comments: 34
Yin-Jins [2007-08-22 02:16:56 +0000 UTC]
Oh I love this. A family friend of ours is like an obsessive, jealous girlfriend with my dad. He beeps him until he picks up the damn phone, and this morning I had to listen to it for 15 minutes straight while I'm trying to sleep. Gaaah! So annoying! >_<
*faves*
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DeathRoar [2006-06-28 16:13:44 +0000 UTC]
Wow..
That's great!
XD
(I hate those damn phones, too..)
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lizard-baci [2006-04-01 03:21:20 +0000 UTC]
I love the hair. And the Icee. How it's blue raspberry and pops out of the straw a little in the second panel. Also, how you ran out of bullets. lol.
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exodite-dragon [2006-03-18 10:41:12 +0000 UTC]
So my brother has one of these. And he talks to his asshole motorhead friends with it all the time.
If only I had the guns, Mr. Tweed. If only I had the guns.
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ladydragona [2006-03-17 21:24:15 +0000 UTC]
I hate the motherfucker who thought those damn walkie-talkie cellphones were a good idea.
*CHEEP* CAN YOU HEAR ME?
*CHEEP* NO DUDE, CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
*CHEEP* WHAT ABOUT NOW. MAN, WANT ME TO CALL YOU?
*CHEEP* OH WAIT, I THINK I CAN HEAR YOU NOW.
*CHEEP* CAN YOU HEAR ME?
lawlz. Guns fix all our problems.
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caishide In reply to ladydragona [2006-03-17 22:17:19 +0000 UTC]
"hi tommy! i'm petey the pistol. do you want to hug me? ... if you squeeze me i make bad people go away"
... is it just me or do i draw myself shooting people in comics alot?
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ANZology [2006-03-17 21:16:24 +0000 UTC]
But I want to be kewliez and hear it! D:
And all of the idiots/wiggers have them. Where do they get the money? Because I know they're spending alot of it on gold teeth n' shit. Or Walmart.
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caishide In reply to ANZology [2006-03-17 22:18:54 +0000 UTC]
preppies have them too now. or maybe just sorostitute preppies and their fratboy fuckbuddies. all i know is that literally everyfuckingone on campus has like... FIVE of these things. in holsters. and bandoliers across their chests. like rambo.
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ANZology In reply to caishide [2006-03-18 02:36:45 +0000 UTC]
Everyone that sucks (to us) has them. Yep.
Oh jeezus people at school have them and use them during class like "YEAH I'LL GET AWAY WITH THIS ALTHOUGH IT'S AT A SOUND LEVEL NORMALLY RESERVED FOR MOVIE THEATERS!"
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lynzkitty [2006-03-17 20:42:27 +0000 UTC]
dhfgdsgfjdsa I feel your pain.
Because we all know everyone's girlfriends has to know what kind of laundry detergent is on sale at super wal*mart. MMmMMMhMMMmmmm.
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Lilunes [2006-03-17 18:30:10 +0000 UTC]
GUH. I. Agree. They're like CHECK IT OUT WE'RE ON WALKY TALKY. And I just don't UNDERSTAND. This means that...you can't interrupt them. And guh. Hatred. UTTER. DISGUST.
However. The scrunched up slurpie makes me really happy.
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caishide In reply to Lilunes [2006-03-17 22:13:36 +0000 UTC]
not even a GOOD walkie talkie.
man, my old gi joe walkie talkies had better sound and reception than nextel. and MINE were made in the 80s and had CAMO on them.
TOP THAT, NEXTEL
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cawfee [2006-03-17 13:16:29 +0000 UTC]
XD
Oh god. Expressionlove. You win +1 on Comic Awesome. <3
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caishide In reply to cawfee [2006-03-17 17:31:37 +0000 UTC]
*level up, doot doot doo*
i love collecting awesome points from you
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wolvenillusion [2006-03-17 11:25:31 +0000 UTC]
I don't understand those thigns. Why not just get a NORMAL cell phone and talk like it's a NORMAL phone?
The last panel with all the clicks amuses me greatly. XD
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caishide In reply to wolvenillusion [2006-03-17 17:30:32 +0000 UTC]
the clicks mean it was a crime of passion
i'll get off scott free!
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wolvenillusion In reply to caishide [2006-03-17 20:25:38 +0000 UTC]
Score one for the anti-nextel people.
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jasespots [2006-03-17 10:08:53 +0000 UTC]
my bosses use thoes to talk to eachother, and they keep going off when they are looking over my work.. but sadly i cant punch them in face.
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caishide In reply to jasespots [2006-03-17 17:27:45 +0000 UTC]
punch them IN YOUR HEAD!
or after work in a dark parking lot
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arandrahe [2006-03-17 05:14:02 +0000 UTC]
I never understood the appeal of those phones either. >.<
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caishide In reply to cee [2006-03-17 17:27:14 +0000 UTC]
dude do you have these in canada? that slurpie died a martyr's death for the sake of less chirp
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cee In reply to caishide [2006-03-18 00:02:24 +0000 UTC]
ive heard that only in Sask do we have good ones, i guess Alberta and Onterio slupers just plain suck. and i dont know about the coastals guys and im pretty sure they dont have them up north..
ITS A DIEING BREED D:
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caishide In reply to cee [2006-03-18 00:48:00 +0000 UTC]
blue raspberry slushies, especially the ones formthe target concession counter, are the only things to quiet my rage at any point in time.
i am horrified by the idea of a country lacking in such
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cee In reply to caishide [2006-03-19 02:47:33 +0000 UTC]
man ive onl had the 7/11 version but its still sex in the mouth
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wolvenillusion In reply to caishide [2006-03-18 03:03:46 +0000 UTC]
Blue raspberry slushies are my lifeblood. D:
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