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Published: 2018-02-17 18:25:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 786; Favourites: 10; Downloads: 0
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Get it? Because she's literally a duck... It's a pun...
Apparently she also has a restraining order on Prof. Platypus.
I wonder why...



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Chipster-roo [2020-11-10 01:05:43 +0000 UTC]

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CalamityKangaroo In reply to Chipster-roo [2020-11-20 07:43:32 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! I just can't resist a good pun.

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AlexRaccoonGlider [2018-02-17 18:41:34 +0000 UTC]

I must say, whatever transferred between the Prof and her, must've been more then fowl! Err puns aside, with good looks like that, who wouldn't fall for her?

It's a shame she has a restraining order though.. oh well.

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CalamityKangaroo In reply to AlexRaccoonGlider [2018-02-23 16:41:34 +0000 UTC]



I don't think I'd fall for her... She's not my type. She is attractive, but anybody that takes mirror selfies like that is either too full of herself, or one of those spammy Tumblr accounts that I don't want to follow...

And besides, I like my women to be, y'know... real.
...And preferably human.

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AlexRaccoonGlider In reply to CalamityKangaroo [2018-02-23 17:50:12 +0000 UTC]

Well have faith in yourself dude, I’m sure soon cupid’s Arrow will strike and your significant other will show up in your life. I was the same way many years ago and I all but lost hope.

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CalamityKangaroo In reply to AlexRaccoonGlider [2018-02-23 18:30:58 +0000 UTC]

You took that waaay more seriously than I meant it...
I thought we were talking about a cartoon duck.

Thanks for the sentiment, though. I've got a lot of really great female friends in my life, so the lack of a girlfriend proper doesn't bother me much.

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