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Published: 2016-10-08 10:16:00 +0000 UTC; Views: 3716; Favourites: 93; Downloads: 0
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Description I'm making comics of my experiences in Fallout 4, documenting the highlights. 

It didn't happen exactly this way. I turned away for two seconds to look at a cow that had somehow gotten stuck in a tiny fenced-off area and I hear this horrible CRUNCH sound and I turn around and Hancock says something like "Looks like I clipped my leg or something" and he's limping around dragging his leg & holding his stomach with a completely agonized expression following after me and I freaked the fuck out. 

I know now that I need to keep his inventory stocked with health items for him to use by himself, like that one time we killed, like, forty dudes in a diner and he's enjoying a huge fucking steak at a counter next to a skeleton I mean check out the lack of fucks on this guy it's awesome. 

I mean fuck RPG this is a 'best friends crazy explosion adventures' simulator. 

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Comments: 44

KoroOcto [2018-10-21 10:01:22 +0000 UTC]

I swear that happened to me, except I was in power armor, and so it literally looked like I crushed Hancock.



I was like, "TAKE ALL MY STIMPACKS, DRUGS, WHATEVER- AHHH WHERE IS CURIE WHEN YOU NEED HER AHHHHHHHH"
When mai grape boi dies, I die.

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CAPTAIN-CAPSLOCK-PHD In reply to KoroOcto [2018-10-21 11:04:34 +0000 UTC]

Grape boi

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DewsJaz [2018-04-20 14:51:44 +0000 UTC]

Happy 100th like!
I'm your 100th like :3

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CAPTAIN-CAPSLOCK-PHD In reply to DewsJaz [2018-04-23 06:59:58 +0000 UTC]

AWESOME!!!!

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Biomodified [2018-04-15 05:09:26 +0000 UTC]

That face in the last panel. Pure gold.

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CAPTAIN-CAPSLOCK-PHD In reply to Biomodified [2018-04-16 15:34:28 +0000 UTC]

XD Thanks

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thetrueCrystalVixen [2018-03-21 03:04:57 +0000 UTC]

I laughed too hard at this, then brought back the flashbacks of murdered Fallout 3 Dogmeat. The raider's and supermutant's learned fear that day, I butchered them all, then reloaded a previous save to find Dogmeat all sweet and told him to STAY back in a safe place and NOT get his doggy face turned to paint by grenades and smgs.

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CAPTAIN-CAPSLOCK-PHD In reply to thetrueCrystalVixen [2018-03-21 10:42:02 +0000 UTC]

COMPANIONS CAN DIE IN FO3???

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thetrueCrystalVixen In reply to CAPTAIN-CAPSLOCK-PHD [2018-03-21 12:15:00 +0000 UTC]

Yes!!!! So many reloads.
They can die in New Vegas on Hardcore mode.
Even worse, F01 and F02, companions died so much and Dogmeats death is canon T-T

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KuRo667 [2016-11-01 18:31:19 +0000 UTC]

Okay, when thisreally the actual ingame sound is...I must totally try this out XD. I quicksave the game anyway every 2 minutes. I had the "Hancock can die" bug ONE f*cking time. Never again. T.T

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CAPTAIN-CAPSLOCK-PHD In reply to KuRo667 [2016-11-07 11:05:34 +0000 UTC]

The sound was seriously a huge "CRUNCH". I freaked out and there the poor bastard was, limping around with his eye twitching. 

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impshark [2016-10-14 01:15:57 +0000 UTC]

man it freaks me out that hancock can permadie
i save so often fjfsfhjasfaf

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CAPTAIN-CAPSLOCK-PHD In reply to impshark [2016-10-16 00:46:02 +0000 UTC]

I read something horrible today. I read that if he had chems in his inventory when you dismiss him when you're in romance mode, there's a chance he'll glitch. take them all at once and permadie.

Let me repeat that: he "glitches" when he loves you and you abandon him for someone else and he purposely overdoses.

That's not a glitch-that's A.I. right there.

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impshark In reply to CAPTAIN-CAPSLOCK-PHD [2016-11-13 21:07:43 +0000 UTC]

oh my god ;___; NOOOOOOO i need to make sure he's safe now omg

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morsego In reply to CAPTAIN-CAPSLOCK-PHD [2016-10-23 16:26:03 +0000 UTC]

Yep.

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CAPTAIN-CAPSLOCK-PHD In reply to morsego [2016-10-23 18:26:45 +0000 UTC]

This broke my fucking heart.

Are you on Something Awful? Your avatar is familiar.

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morsego In reply to CAPTAIN-CAPSLOCK-PHD [2016-10-23 19:47:30 +0000 UTC]

Nah, that's just some old sprite art from Wasteland – the predecessor of all Fallout games. I'm sure other people use this for their avatar as well^^

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Hallowedlady [2016-10-11 22:58:25 +0000 UTC]

I found an interesting 'bug' in-game once, one that killed Hancock and made me reload about an hour's backwards.

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CAPTAIN-CAPSLOCK-PHD In reply to Hallowedlady [2016-10-11 23:40:15 +0000 UTC]

There's a bug where he can die, yeah.
He and a few others have it, and only during certain situations. 
Ever since I read about that I've been kinda paranoid and did the "Inspirational" VATS to keep me from hurting any of my companions. 
Level 2 makes them invulnerable to your accidental attacks. 

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Hallowedlady In reply to CAPTAIN-CAPSLOCK-PHD [2016-10-12 08:01:21 +0000 UTC]

I know, I went down the same route because my aiming in crap.

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josykay89 [2016-10-10 00:15:05 +0000 UTC]

Oh god...  now I feel somehow clad, usually not playing a game, where followers can suffer falling damage. My path would be full of smashed corpses.... and causing probably a trauma for me.-.-

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CAPTAIN-CAPSLOCK-PHD In reply to josykay89 [2016-10-11 11:04:51 +0000 UTC]

It does get a bit annoying having to take walkable paths rather than jumping like I normally would. I have little to no care for my own physical well-being. 

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chloewap [2016-10-09 05:26:17 +0000 UTC]

that loading screen though

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CAPTAIN-CAPSLOCK-PHD In reply to chloewap [2016-10-11 11:11:23 +0000 UTC]

A box, as it should be. 

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chloewap In reply to CAPTAIN-CAPSLOCK-PHD [2016-10-18 18:36:54 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the llama ^_^

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FurriesInBlenders [2016-10-09 03:52:43 +0000 UTC]

"I love killin' and trippin'!"
Essentially describes any Fallout game for me

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CAPTAIN-CAPSLOCK-PHD In reply to FurriesInBlenders [2016-10-11 11:11:12 +0000 UTC]

It's a celebration of drugs and violence, only the world is also blown to shit. 

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funsizedOtaku [2016-10-09 03:29:01 +0000 UTC]

XD this is pretty much my reaction in these situations
me: "ED-E! ED-E CAN YOU HERE ME?! ARE YOU OK?! JUST HOLD ON ED-E! IT'S GONNA BE OK, BABY! OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK!"
Boone: "Um, I think he just got knocked dow-"
me: "SHUT UP CRAIG, MY SON IS HURT!"
ED-E:*happy beeping*
me "NEVER SCARE ME AGAIN!"

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Riviellan [2016-10-08 23:20:31 +0000 UTC]

One time, in Skyrim, I got so mad at the girl in Whiterun that screams at you that she wants to fight, that I was like, "OKAY BRAT, YOU WANNA GO!?"

I saved, then tried to kill her when she followed me into my house. 

Turns out, the kids can't die. 

Now I have to listen to her stupid voice AND her taunts, forever. 

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Girlysprite In reply to Riviellan [2016-10-09 17:54:47 +0000 UTC]

I HATE THAT KID WITH THE FIERY PASSION OF A THOUSAND SUNS! MY CAPITAL FILLED MESSAGES VAN CONVEY MY HATE HATE HATE!!

...Can you tell I hate her too? That moment....that moment I wished I played on the pc instead of a PS3, cause then I could have installed a mod for that. 

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Riviellan In reply to Girlysprite [2016-10-09 19:12:54 +0000 UTC]

"I'm not afraid of you! Even if you are my elder!"

...

"FUS RO DAH!"

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fxboxing-fan [2016-10-08 20:52:24 +0000 UTC]

They really are indestructible. I'll let Cait take on a dozen raiders... she'll eventually get turned into swiss cheese, but all she does is lay down and take a break. The game says you can give her a stimpak if you wanna get her back into the fight. Funny part is there's a timer where she just gets back up on her own so you don't even have to manually heal her.

My only advice as far as equipping companions with weapons goes... don't give them high explosives. That's dangerous to everyone.

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CAPTAIN-CAPSLOCK-PHD In reply to fxboxing-fan [2016-10-11 11:08:49 +0000 UTC]

I have him decked out with health and weapons. Boy is pimped af

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Ari-Sen [2016-10-08 20:31:36 +0000 UTC]

Companions are immortal. I once shot a Fatman nuke at Piper and she turned out okay excluding killing myself right in the blast radius.

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CAPTAIN-CAPSLOCK-PHD In reply to Ari-Sen [2016-10-11 11:07:31 +0000 UTC]

I know but him dragging his leg around like that was breaking my heart

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Ari-Sen In reply to CAPTAIN-CAPSLOCK-PHD [2016-10-11 17:45:59 +0000 UTC]

Same here. They're like your small little action ducklings

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kittiemancer [2016-10-08 16:45:05 +0000 UTC]

Stahppp toooo adorableness evil Harry Potter loves his evil comrades!!!!!

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CAPTAIN-CAPSLOCK-PHD In reply to kittiemancer [2016-10-11 11:06:39 +0000 UTC]

HP luvs his budz

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BadCowboy69 [2016-10-08 12:10:40 +0000 UTC]

XD your stuff is so hilarious and amazing

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CAPTAIN-CAPSLOCK-PHD In reply to BadCowboy69 [2016-10-11 11:06:25 +0000 UTC]

Aw thank you!!!!!

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hillerj [2016-10-08 10:54:14 +0000 UTC]

Stuff like that is actually why I never bring my companions along. I feel so guilty if they get hurt or killed. 

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Lya-Ayiana In reply to hillerj [2016-10-08 12:16:35 +0000 UTC]

plus one to that!

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ankoured [2016-10-08 10:38:41 +0000 UTC]

You make me laugth so much xD

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CAPTAIN-CAPSLOCK-PHD In reply to ankoured [2016-10-11 11:06:15 +0000 UTC]

Heehee, thank you

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