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They encourage us to keep a diary; a 'reformation diary' they call it. I'm not exactly doing much reforming, but I thought I would keep one anyway. Maybe when I get out of here I can publish it and it'll be a bestseller, just like all the drug traffickers who get jailed in Thailand write a paperback.

I'm a computer hack. It's what I'm good at. I never paid much attention at school, except when we had lessons in IT. I've done a lot of illegal things. I always knew I could end up in jail, I just never expected to end up in a prison run by Amazons.

I had gathered a reputation for being the best at what I do. I had hacked into banks, government offices and military installations. I've met lots of geeks who do this for fun, but for me it's a career, a way of life. I charged a high price, but people knew they were getting some supreme wizardry when they hired me. So it was no surprise when I got personally hired by Lex Luthor to do a little job. I'm sure it was nothing illegal or immoral (yeah right!). He just wanted me to hack into the database in the Justice League's Watchtower. One daunting task, but something that was child's play to me.

Unfortunately this little job ended rather badly. I was sitting at my terminal, bashing keys and rapidly breaking the codes to access the JLA's system, when suddenly the skylight collapsed and two guys in capes burst in. These guys in capes happened to be Superman and the Batman. While everybody else in the room decided to try and get into a punch-up (don't ask me what they were thinking!), I crawled under a desk and hid until it was all over. The next thing I knew, I was being dragged outside and a whole lot of cops had turned up. It seems the rest of the JLA were there; they had rounded up everybody in the building. it turned out that Lex Luthor himself had escaped in a rocket (what a surprise).

Just as a cop was about to cuff me, Wonder Woman (yes, Wonder Woman!) came over and told the cop to stop.

Now I had never seen Wonder Woman before and it was quite a sight. I was totally overwhelmed by the shine of the gold on the costume, the shine of her long dark hair and the shine of her tanned muscles. She was the loveliest woman I had ever seen.

She looked at the cop with tears in her eyes (honestly!) and said "Don't take her to jail. She's just a girl whose been led astray by wicked men."

I wanted to shout "Don't patronize me, lady; this is my way of life," but I was just too overcome by the stress of the whole situation. I was worried about going to jail and at least Wonder Woman looked like she had some sympathy, even if she was being an arrogant patronizing bitch.

"Jail won't help her," Wonder Woman continued. "I can take her to Transformation Island where she can be taught to love authority. She can be taught that helping others brings true happiness."

Hearing this made me want to puke. But the prospect of going to some island rehab place sounded a lot better than going to jail.

Wonder Woman tied me up in her lassoe and led me to her aircraft. I wished she had a car like Batman, it was quite a long walk.

The airplane was the weirdest looking contraption I had seen. It was transparent; made out of glass or plastic. Wonder Woman bundled me on board and took off for Paradise Island.

The journey felt rather quick. That plane must have been fast. I was not wearing a watch and had left my cellphone behind. Wonder Woman explained to me that Transformation Island was located in the Bermuda Triangle.

When we got out, I felt pretty hot. I was wearing long sleeves and jeans and not prepared for the tropics.

Transformation Island looked a bit like a country club (I'm not telling you what I was doing on my one visit to a country club!), though the buildings were very modern, like a newly built elementary school. There were lots of lawns, shrubbery and flower beds everywhere.

Wonder Woman led me into one of the buildings. I was still tied up in her lassoe. It felt weird. As I walked, I felt like I was not actually controlling my own legs, but being compelled to go where Wonder Woman commanded.

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They encourage us to keep a diary; a 'reformation diary' they call it. I'm not exactly doing much reforming, but I thought I would keep one anyway. Maybe when I get out of here I can publish it and it'll be a bestseller, just like all the drug traffickers who get jailed in Thailand write a paperback.

I'm a computer hack. It's what I'm good at. I never paid much attention at school, except when we had lessons in IT. I've done a lot of illegal things. I always knew I could end up in jail, I just never expected to end up in a prison run by Amazons.

I had gathered a reputation for being the best at what I do. I had hacked into banks, government offices and military installations. I've met lots of geeks who do this for fun, but for me it's a career, a way of life. I charged a high price, but people knew they were getting some supreme wizardry when they hired me. So it was no surprise when I got personally hired by Lex Luthor to do a little job. I'm sure it was nothing illegal or immoral (yeah right!). He just wanted me to hack into the database in the Justice League's Watchtower. One daunting task, but something that was child's play to me.

Unfortunately this little job ended rather badly. I was sitting at my terminal, bashing keys and rapidly breaking the codes to access the JLA's system, when suddenly the skylight collapsed and two guys in capes burst in. These guys in capes happened to be Superman and the Batman. While everybody else in the room decided to try and get into a punch-up (don't ask me what they were thinking!), I crawled under a desk and hid until it was all over. The next thing I knew, I was being dragged outside and a whole lot of cops had turned up. It seems the rest of the JLA were there; they had rounded up everybody in the building. it turned out that Lex Luthor himself had escaped in a rocket (what a surprise).

Just as a cop was about to cuff me, Wonder Woman (yes, Wonder Woman!) came over and told the cop to stop.

Now I had never seen Wonder Woman before and it was quite a sight. I was totally overwhelmed by the shine of the gold on the costume, the shine of her long dark hair and the shine of her tanned muscles. She was the loveliest woman I had ever seen.

She looked at the cop with tears in her eyes (honestly!) and said "Don't take her to jail. She's just a girl whose been led astray by wicked men."

I wanted to shout "Don't patronize me, lady; this is my way of life," but I was just too overcome by the stress of the whole situation. I was worried about going to jail and at least Wonder Woman looked like she had some sympathy, even if she was being an arrogant patronizing bitch.

"Jail won't help her," Wonder Woman continued. "I can take her to Transformation Island where she can be taught to love authority. She can be taught that helping others brings true happiness."

Hearing this made me want to puke. But the prospect of going to some island rehab place sounded a lot better than going to jail.

Wonder Woman tied me up in her lassoe and led me to her aircraft. I wished she had a car like Batman, it was quite a long walk.

The airplane was the weirdest looking contraption I had seen. It was transparent; made out of glass or plastic. Wonder Woman bundled me on board and took off for Paradise Island.

The journey felt rather quick. That plane must have been fast. I was not wearing a watch and had left my cellphone behind. Wonder Woman explained to me that Transformation Island was located in the Bermuda Triangle.

When we got out, I felt pretty hot. I was wearing long sleeves and jeans and not prepared for the tropics.

Transformation Island looked a bit like a country club (I'm not telling you what I was doing on my one visit to a country club!), though the buildings were very modern, like a newly built elementary school. There were lots of lawns, shrubbery and flower beds everywhere.

Wonder Woman led me into one of the buildings. I was still tied up in her lassoe. It felt weird. As I walked, I felt like I was not actually controlling my own legs, but being compelled to go where Wonder Woman commanded.