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Published: 2012-12-30 02:31:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 10638; Favourites: 132; Downloads: 450
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Created by the Federal government during the Great TSA strike of 2012, the Squeeze Beast has been known to go errant from time to time. Worry not, though, citizen. It's just practicing.Related content
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curious how beast knows just where to squeeze best!
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It all boils down into one word: experience.
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Thank you so much! 
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I'm going to have a go, inspired by you
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The tax payer pays to help al qaeda over through Syria's, and Libya's government, why not pay to have your body felt up by the TSA because of a failed underwear bombing attempt.
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Quite true. Everyone is being treated now as a potential terrorist, even deadly threats such as wheelchair bound grandmothers and two year old children. You never know when a toddler might scream "Allah Akbar!" before incinerating everyone in a large puff of flames and smoke.
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1st time I got to 2nd base it was because the full body scanner at airport security read two anomalies, one on either side of my chest. I don't think the guy who patted me down looked this creepy, but he sure felt that way. Took him a while to ascertain that my boobs were not weaponized.
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You can never tell with those people. Some of them are probably honest folks but it's just too invasive for me. I'm sorry you got groped, though.
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Aww...the cute lil' feller is going to give her a massage. How thoughtful!
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Ah, such temptation, who wouldn't want to squeeze them!
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I find it very difficult to disagree.
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I'd love to be reincarnated as a squeeze beast
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It's an awesome responsibility but those boobs don't squeeze themselves!
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Thank you very much! I really appreciate that.
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Wait... so what exactly was the government trying to achieve by making it?
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They needed to protect the world from terrorists who might hide bombs in 80 year old grandmother's wheelchairs. As long as there isn't an American who's not humiliated on the way to an airplane, the TSA will not rest. However, at times when the TSA workers are on strike, they have the Squeeze Beasts to count on. Those critters take their job seriously.
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... I think you just gave me a brain aneurysm there...
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"Oh it's ok, we're just doing this for... security reasons,"
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Yeah, fascists can be pretty funny as long as they don't get too much power...
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Thank you so much! It's fun to squeeze in monsters, babes, and political commentary.
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I thought the title was Squeeze Breast at first glance. Funny places you have trained my mind to go. Haha. Great work, your little critters, as well as your ladies are something to really take in, and admire.
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Thanks, Larry! I guess I'm just a bad influence.
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That you are, in the best ways. Haha.
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I always knew those TSA freaks weren't quite human!
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The more squeezable, the better.
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Remember those "Please don't squeeze the Charmin" toilet paper ads? As I got older I started imagining a woman with a similar name (Charmian, say) who was tired of being squeezed in, well, obvious places...
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