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Published: 2010-02-02 18:12:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 2348; Favourites: 33; Downloads: 25
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Description Remember when "journalists" used to ask liberals tough questions?

Me either.
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MasterPlanner [2010-03-16 00:35:24 +0000 UTC]

Remember when "objective" journalists didn't squee over Democratic presidents like thirteen year olds over Edward Cullen?

I don't, but then again, I was in elementary school when Mr. I Feel Your Pain and All Your Other Parts was in office

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Conservatoons In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-03-16 03:51:01 +0000 UTC]

I don't either.

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MasterPlanner In reply to Conservatoons [2010-03-16 04:03:47 +0000 UTC]

These supposedly "objective" reporters fangirl so much over Obama that whenever I see him on the news, I expect him to sparkle in the sunlight like a thousand tiny diamonds, just like Edward did in the Twilight book. But nooooo, the media has no liberal bias, wtf are you, one of those right wing nutjobs?

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Conservatoons In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-03-16 04:09:41 +0000 UTC]

yes. and Chris Wallace has a tingle run up his leg when BO speaks. No bias there.

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MasterPlanner In reply to Conservatoons [2010-03-17 01:06:12 +0000 UTC]

And if you dare to say that the media aren't completely and utterly unbiased with only the desire to report the truth, you're probably one of those right wing nutjobs crawling about on your belly through the mud with your rifle in your survivalist compound in Montana

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Conservatoons In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-03-17 01:14:30 +0000 UTC]

...who are a domestic terror threat more dangerous than Muslim extremists.

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MasterPlanner In reply to Conservatoons [2010-03-17 01:15:27 +0000 UTC]

That and Christians who protest abortion clinics

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InvaderJhonn95 [2010-03-12 22:06:23 +0000 UTC]

It's obvious what we must do: Destroy the teleprompter, and Obama will lose his powers.

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Conservatoons In reply to InvaderJhonn95 [2010-03-13 04:18:14 +0000 UTC]

exactly.

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InvaderJhonn95 In reply to Conservatoons [2010-03-13 05:27:42 +0000 UTC]

Sounds like a brilliant plot for a summer epic.

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100percentsoymilk [2010-02-21 16:28:21 +0000 UTC]

What I don't understand is for a country we have a lot of freedom and rights than many other countries...yet liberals always seem to find something to complain about.

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theifkingbakura1 [2010-02-04 18:32:42 +0000 UTC]

XDDDD
The polka-dotted print was a nice touch
Almost all the people but two are fat...wonder why that is
The teleprompter looks kinda like a suitcase

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jaakobou [2010-02-04 06:03:57 +0000 UTC]

Here's a twist... make the teleprompter on the left side with the NO directed towards Obama and Obama looking at the Teleprompter saying NO as well.

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Conservatoons In reply to jaakobou [2010-02-04 06:49:56 +0000 UTC]

not bad. Clash of the titans.

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jaakobou In reply to Conservatoons [2010-02-04 15:40:41 +0000 UTC]

Make him read from the prompter damnit

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rainbeos [2010-02-03 04:07:14 +0000 UTC]

LOL, nice one.

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pravus-malum [2010-02-03 02:41:41 +0000 UTC]

bwahahaha

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readhp1008 [2010-02-03 00:30:08 +0000 UTC]

Remeber a time when the American dream wasn't suing your neighbor over every petty thing and principals were actually strong because they weren't in fear of being sued?

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Conservatoons In reply to readhp1008 [2010-02-03 01:24:22 +0000 UTC]

yes. legal terrorism rules us all.

don't make private planes anymore due to prod liabilities.

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readhp1008 In reply to Conservatoons [2010-02-03 22:29:28 +0000 UTC]

They don't make private jets and stuff now? Really?

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Conservatoons In reply to readhp1008 [2010-02-04 03:31:53 +0000 UTC]

personal airplanes. They are almost impossible to get. Have to buy a kit. or used very old.

You can get corporate level aircraft which are typically flown my paid pilot.

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readhp1008 In reply to Conservatoons [2010-02-05 00:04:04 +0000 UTC]

Oh you mean one you fly yourself.

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Conservatoons In reply to readhp1008 [2010-02-05 07:09:44 +0000 UTC]

no. just an example on an industry lost due to litigation.

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readhp1008 In reply to Conservatoons [2010-02-05 21:43:44 +0000 UTC]

ahhh...

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FoXX99 [2010-02-02 22:03:51 +0000 UTC]

They just can't get their head out of their butts !!!

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Conservatoons In reply to FoXX99 [2010-02-02 22:06:57 +0000 UTC]

It is where they are most at home.

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FoXX99 In reply to Conservatoons [2010-02-02 23:11:24 +0000 UTC]

You are right !!

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TimeTravelerJessica [2010-02-02 21:44:23 +0000 UTC]

LOL. You don't see journalists asking "hard questions" very much anymore.

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Xiao-Fury [2010-02-02 20:23:27 +0000 UTC]

HA!

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Garv101 [2010-02-02 20:01:22 +0000 UTC]

Is that Ed Schultz sandwitched between some fat-ass bloggers in the front row?

It's nice that Barry gives his biggest fans gold circle seating while locking out Fox news. That really sends a messaage...

Nice work (as always)!

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Conservatoons In reply to Garv101 [2010-02-02 20:29:41 +0000 UTC]

thanks.

that Ed is a peach.

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DaytonaBlue64Impala [2010-02-02 18:48:33 +0000 UTC]

You tell 'em Promter!

I'm working on a spoof drawing of the State of Address Late, but haven't had much time.

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Conservatoons In reply to DaytonaBlue64Impala [2010-02-02 19:50:21 +0000 UTC]

sweet. always room for BO spoofs on DA

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DaytonaBlue64Impala In reply to Conservatoons [2010-02-02 20:22:17 +0000 UTC]

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LadyLuck89 [2010-02-02 18:28:59 +0000 UTC]

lol
The Teleprompter has created its own character so it seems.

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WolfieInu [2010-02-02 18:15:49 +0000 UTC]

Nice touch to give the telepromter its own stand thingie

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