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Full Name: Richard Jonathan Rowdy

Age: 4

Bio:
Not even five years old, and Rich could sell you a rock with some sweet talking. Being unusually intelligent for his age, he can easily read people and manipulate them into doing what he wants, a favorite tactic being taking advantage of his cuteness and acting like a super sweet angel child (though, he notes that it would work 24% better if he was a girl). However, what he normally wants to do is just sell the good or service that he's decided to provide today, and dealing with him is like roulette; you best hope that today he's got a legitimate thing to sell instead of scamming you. Good luck ignoring him, he's got deadly puppy-dog eyes.

He's the source of the Rowdy family's extra income, which he could provide should there be an emergency. However, he's a little touchy on sharing it... or anything for that matter. You better have a good reason for asking for money, which does not include wanting to get something from the ice cream truck; otherwise he'll remind you that you've got to pay back that loan. He's got a good memory, so he won't leave you alone until you start paying him back. And he's a math whiz that can count surprisingly quickly, so don't think you can get away with ripping him off. If he ever freely gives anything, it's a treat he tosses you for helping him out or just being on good behavior. He gives a lot of them to baby brother Rory, who he irrationally adores.

He's not above his little boy interests, though. He absolutely loves dinosaurs, and any toys or non-number games he has are dinosaur-related. And he'd lie if he said he didn't like being swung around, tossed at a couch, or juggled by his big brother Ralf. He might be a little scared of animals and is a bit of a picky eater (he hates anything sour or spicy), so it'd be a stretch to assume that he's an adult in a child's body just because his intelligence is way ahead of the curve. Other parts of his brain, not to mention his body, have yet to catch up.

Random Fact: He's a really good dancer. He's attracted plenty of his customers just by showing off his moves, and even earned money just by performing.

Description
Full Name: Richard Jonathan Rowdy

Age: 4

Bio:
Not even five years old, and Rich could sell you a rock with some sweet talking. Being unusually intelligent for his age, he can easily read people and manipulate them into doing what he wants, a favorite tactic being taking advantage of his cuteness and acting like a super sweet angel child (though, he notes that it would work 24% better if he was a girl). However, what he normally wants to do is just sell the good or service that he's decided to provide today, and dealing with him is like roulette; you best hope that today he's got a legitimate thing to sell instead of scamming you. Good luck ignoring him, he's got deadly puppy-dog eyes.

He's the source of the Rowdy family's extra income, which he could provide should there be an emergency. However, he's a little touchy on sharing it... or anything for that matter. You better have a good reason for asking for money, which does not include wanting to get something from the ice cream truck; otherwise he'll remind you that you've got to pay back that loan. He's got a good memory, so he won't leave you alone until you start paying him back. And he's a math whiz that can count surprisingly quickly, so don't think you can get away with ripping him off. If he ever freely gives anything, it's a treat he tosses you for helping him out or just being on good behavior. He gives a lot of them to baby brother Rory, who he irrationally adores.

He's not above his little boy interests, though. He absolutely loves dinosaurs, and any toys or non-number games he has are dinosaur-related. And he'd lie if he said he didn't like being swung around, tossed at a couch, or juggled by his big brother Ralf. He might be a little scared of animals and is a bit of a picky eater (he hates anything sour or spicy), so it'd be a stretch to assume that he's an adult in a child's body just because his intelligence is way ahead of the curve. Other parts of his brain, not to mention his body, have yet to catch up.

Random Fact: He's a really good dancer. He's attracted plenty of his customers just by showing off his moves, and even earned money just by performing.