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Published: 2009-07-06 03:41:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 3850; Favourites: 42; Downloads: 151
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It had to be done[link]
This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize
That's just absurd
Mainly your fault for the way that you dance
And now I jizz in my pants
Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
Plus it's your fault
You were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive
Some would say that's a plus
Now I'll go home and change
Song (c) Lonely Island
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Comments: 17
Rofl sooo funny! Thanks for postin it!
~the dreamer
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oh my gosh....why am i not suprised? and yes it definately had to be done
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Haha awesome. Love the song. I'm on a boat is class too
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xD oh lord you are Epic Win xD
one internets for you
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Oh man this definitely had to be done.
I really cracked up when I first heard that song several months ago haha~
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Thats Epic man!
I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heart broken not lookin for love
Surprised in my eyes when I looked above
The check out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me thats when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked Cash or Credit?
And I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
Its perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But were going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now Im posed in an awkward stance because I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
To be fair you were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like youre not impressed
One more thing, Im gonna pay by check
Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
The next day my alarm goes off and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
I just ate a grape and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
I went-
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
Ok seriously you guys can we, ok?
I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOURE NEXT TO ME
AND WHEN WERE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX WITH ME
YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY
Cuz I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
yes I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
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