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Published: 2009-07-22 01:34:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 24536; Favourites: 49; Downloads: 50328
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Description Look at that expression!

Seriously.
According to the book he's in his 100's
.....
Yes, I read all 4 books >.>
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Comments: 34

zamaya [2011-01-15 02:57:19 +0000 UTC]

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KageCat34 [2010-06-15 21:37:36 +0000 UTC]

nnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiccccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeeee

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KupoSenpai [2010-03-29 06:13:31 +0000 UTC]

HAHA! You read all 4? how are you still alive?

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Green-Ruby [2010-03-13 23:15:15 +0000 UTC]

Logic isn't sexy... but apparently pedophilia is....

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kallikrates [2009-12-16 21:14:15 +0000 UTC]

I laughed.

Then I got scared because it is true.

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Haikuwriter120 [2009-09-17 18:10:55 +0000 UTC]

Holy Crap 100's!

That's disturbed

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SanguineJustice [2009-08-19 01:21:07 +0000 UTC]

rofl!

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GreyCorbie [2009-08-05 07:18:34 +0000 UTC]

Classy! You've won Fearny Brownie Points for this! 8D

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PaperTears [2009-07-29 17:09:12 +0000 UTC]

I you for posting this! The next girl to shout "Edward Cullen" in front of me's 'gonna get shot. I thought I'd never make it through this past year at school because every girl who went to my school was Edward-obsessed. =____________=

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Langzee [2009-07-24 05:42:56 +0000 UTC]

Epic. Fucking. Win.

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crystal-rain-fox [2009-07-24 01:44:00 +0000 UTC]

lol they both look like dorks and they both appear to be reading something

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crystal-rain-fox [2009-07-23 16:39:35 +0000 UTC]

there might be a fifth one and i love you for this

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crystalizedfox In reply to crystal-rain-fox [2009-07-25 06:39:13 +0000 UTC]

I heard she's not going to do it now because it got leaked.

^ ^

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crystal-rain-fox In reply to crystalizedfox [2009-07-27 00:01:58 +0000 UTC]

no way!!!!!! ah man i was hoping that i get it soon. oh wells

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TropicalFreckles [2009-07-23 04:15:41 +0000 UTC]

Don't forget how Bella is into Necrophilia, and, apparantley her small child (who has the ability to grow a billion times faster than a normal child FTW) is into beastality~! :'DDD

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crystalizedfox In reply to TropicalFreckles [2009-07-23 04:40:27 +0000 UTC]

I want to bare your children

:'D

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TropicalFreckles In reply to crystalizedfox [2009-07-23 04:44:27 +0000 UTC]

;D I luv you.

XDDD God... I couldn't get past the first book, I can't believe you read all four! I just read the basic summary behind it, and, the main parts of the book online, to fully critique the series... all and all, it got crappier as it went on. I can honestly say, the first book (which was crap to begin with) was ten times better than the last book. :/

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Gibblety [2009-07-22 21:19:28 +0000 UTC]

That's for sure.

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holelightdragon [2009-07-22 18:33:42 +0000 UTC]

I would've never thought of that.....good job^^

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lethalNIK-ART [2009-07-22 17:36:37 +0000 UTC]

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Oriental-Reject [2009-07-22 13:48:36 +0000 UTC]

LOL I don't even care anymore... I erally don't want to read the Twilight series since it's very overrated... -___-

~Sox

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Tolban [2009-07-22 07:03:50 +0000 UTC]


excellent! lol!!

... 4 books? twilight? O.O I didn't know

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MoroseShadow [2009-07-22 06:22:23 +0000 UTC]

Jacob is also a pedophile. HE'S IN LOVE WITH A BABY, which is more disturbing than Edward X Bella.

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crystalizedfox In reply to MoroseShadow [2009-07-22 15:22:44 +0000 UTC]

You, my friend, fucking win epically!
xD

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zaniity In reply to crystalizedfox [2009-08-17 22:58:17 +0000 UTC]

Aadmir, Your spelling sucks, you dumb ass. lmao *shakes head shamefully* v.v

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MoroseShadow In reply to crystalizedfox [2009-07-22 16:06:03 +0000 UTC]





I just wish it wasn't true. ._.;

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Gsomalign [2009-07-22 02:53:43 +0000 UTC]

ghe is totally reading something

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Avesy [2009-07-22 01:53:19 +0000 UTC]

LOLMARRYMEPLZ

*would forward to a friend if she wasn't at camp, she had the WORST crush on Edward*

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crystalizedfox In reply to Avesy [2009-07-25 06:42:00 +0000 UTC]

Oh lawd

I remember going to a bookclub meeting where we were discussing Twilight, and every single girl there like simotaniously orgasmed eached time Edward's name was mentioned.

-.-

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Avesy In reply to crystalizedfox [2009-07-25 16:43:35 +0000 UTC]

LOL the funniest part is that its actually TRUE and I know a bunch of chicks like that, heck my mom wants to read the books (oh lawd)

Well that 'friend' actually ex-GF XD is better now, I think she no longer likes the series or Edward (maybe she finally took that huge poster of him off her door).
There has to be hope for those bookclub girls too. I seriously hope so or else I fear when my generation of females hit 18.

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TheDarkmage [2009-07-22 01:38:12 +0000 UTC]

Actually, he's 107.

But yes, he is a pedophile.

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hfischb1 [2009-07-22 01:36:58 +0000 UTC]

hahaha.

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Kage-wolf13 [2009-07-22 01:36:50 +0000 UTC]

Everybody be dissin' mai book................ Is it okay to love the book anymore?! Or am I considered a fag? (because it's been said to me) I find it said that I laughed at this XDDDDDDDD
*faves anyways*

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CadenceofLife [2009-07-22 01:35:23 +0000 UTC]

Hahah!
I love you for posting this!

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