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Published: 2013-01-13 20:02:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 6056; Favourites: 95; Downloads: 43
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I was going to draw it since I started ME2.There's a random ME2 bug when the game crashes on attempt of opening the Galaxy Map. IDK what triggers it, but the solution is pretty weird - Shepard must approach the Galaxy Map, turn around and open it standing his/her back to it.
Well, my vivid imagination made up an interpretation - Cerberus built in the authorization scanner, but their sense of humor was pretty lame. That meant every time Commander Shepard needed to access the Galaxy Map, she had to scan not her fingerprints or eyes, but her ass. Much to the joy of the crew.
Probably Cerberus put their logo tattoo on it for recognition
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I figured Shep got drunk one evening, switched the identification scanner target while drunk, and can't figure out how to switch it back.
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yeah, the first evening she got the new Normandy, I assume XD
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Oh Cerberus, you are the best terrorist ever exist,
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I can't stop laughing
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XDDD Omg I've already finished the second (almost for a 2nd time too o_o!) and I had to do this once. My game is super glitchy but I never thought about this idea lol. Genius!
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Has your shep done the wall glitch? Everytime I go down to the cargo hold of the ship or the engine area, I glitch through the wall thats where the stairs are. It happens on both sides, but it's really funny when I end up falling down right in front of Jack XDDD I could just imagine the expression on her face if shepard magically fell through the floor XD
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hah, no, she hadn't try it yet
that's what the Spectre is about - ignoring the rules and laws, physical aren't an exception
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So true. I should really start drawing the wacky things my shep does...Not sure exactly which one I should go with though :\
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well, you can say so - it is in game, and no official patch for that bug
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Na...I'm pretty sure Joker had EDI reprogram the ID scanner to do so, you know he would do such a thing..
Too dam funny, well I guess Kelly is getting the boot
Nice Job.
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oh, yeah, they certainly could...
thanks
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I'm so glad I haven't had this bug happen to me - though with my Kara Shepard, I could so see Joker just falling out of his chair laughing his ass off to the point where he broke a few bones.
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A day of misfortune aboard the Normandy - Commander couldn't open the Galaxy map, the pilot broke several ribs, the yeoman slipped and fell out of the airlock by accident
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Well with my Kara, in my fanfic, she's married to Joker so I could just really imagine how things would go down if this happened to her.
But yeah, sounds almost like a normal day on the Normandy
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what else could happen - Kasumi got stuck in the vents? Tali fell into the core? Miranda's suit coming apart at the seams?
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Grunt set off the radiation alarms on the ship due to too much Ryncol, Mordin accidentally created a massive stink bomb in his lab due to knocking over some chemicals in his exuberance while regaling Shepard with another patter song...
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...and tested it on Jacob.
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Oh I'm thinking it infiltrated the whole ship.
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