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Published: 2015-10-11 16:31:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 4546; Favourites: 68; Downloads: 5
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Support me @ Patreon.I guess this tradition started when some ancient krogan ancestor had too much tact to just tell his offspring hitting puberty to 'go jerk off'?
- Тебя послали побороть гигантского червя, плюющего некой гадостью, в качестве "обряда возмужания"?
- Пробирочник, у меня для тебя два новых слова, полезных в твоем новом зрелом возрасте. Первое - "метафора", второе - "мастурбация".
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After that, does he have to drag the worm into the deep, moist cavern? Do battle with the fearsome dragon afterwards?
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ouch, that would be too much of a metaphor XD
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The punchline is that the dragon in that metaphor stands for chlamydia XD
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Who knew the ancient Krogan ancestors were trolls? Javik would get along with them well!
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Lol, I wonder how Alex will take Shepard's driving abilities!
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he doesn't pay much attention to non-existent things
but Shepard would be furious - s/he had to master weapon skills, go through training programs, and then here comes an asshole who could be as good as them just after the right snack...
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You just ruined one of my favorite loyalty missions, you monster. I'm never going to be able to look at it the same way again. I just wanted to have some good, clean, fun killing alien fire-crab monsters and thresher maws, and now I'm only going to see it as a well hidden masturbation joke.
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It's not even well-hidden, it's quite on the surface and hard to miss just like a thresher maw
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God damn it, why did I not catch on to that sooner!?
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hahaha, krogans could be so subtle
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