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The Elder Scrolls - Skyrim. It's one of the more enjoyable titles I've played in recent memory, and every bit as addictive as crack. (Or so I've been told.)The attention to detail in Skyrim is simply staggering. From the majestic misty mounts which dot the landscape, to the tranquil forests brimming with lush plants and woodland critters (all of which make for excellent target practice, speaking as a master mage.) But I've found that the town guards really take the cake. The thought provoking observations they all to freely give as you encounter them during your adventures will bring you hours and hours of entertainment...
In all seriousness though, some of the stuff that comes out of their mouths is absolutely hilarious, like the little gem pictured above.
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A bald redguard in dwarven armor is simply glorious. Congratulations.
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i heard arrow to the knee is slang for getting married somewhere.
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Don't you just love the guards and their quirky dialogue?
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arrow to the knee is when you get married xD in old english
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looks like adventures should invest in armored knee pads or they end up as guards.
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I used to wear a Dwarven armor like you. Then i took a Dwarven Ballista shot to the knee. And those things have armor pierce capability
Nice work
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well actually if you do your research
around the same technological advancement of this time period
if you took an actual arrow to the knee, you would be so borked. this explains why www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx23PJ…
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Yup, no denying that in real life an arrow to the knee would suck.
But, the joke here is that in Skyrim you can literally become a human pincushion and just walk it off. (While the guards make snide remakes about their knees... those jerks!)
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(yeah I know the joke. and they are jerks XD)
*shoots you in the knee* enjoy my gift :3
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I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to t knee"
*is covered in arrows*...*kills him*
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I'm covered in arrows and am burning alive, what does him having an arrow to the knee do? X3
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I heard "Took an arrow to the knee" was a methaphorical phrase to explain that the dude got married. Before marriage he got down on one knee to propose - thus, took an arrow to the knee.
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the arrow in the knee comment is a euphemism for getting married
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Well, apart from having ice spikes and arrows in unfortunate places, at least some time I shot an arrow so it went in trough one ear of a vampire and the tip came out the other.
And also I've shot a deer right in the spot where the sun doesn't shine.
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I think the funniest moments in Skyrim are when an archer turns your head into a pincushion, but somehow you survive.
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Mhm, yeah. "Ouch, I've got an arrow in my eye. Oh well, at least it wasn't in the knee..."
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"Arrow to the knee" is Nordic slang for getting married. I thought that every old man and gaurd in Skyrim took an arrow to the knee.
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Never heard it put that way before, but it makes a lot of sense. lol
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xD this reminds me of when my little brother first played.
we just got to whiterun and sent off to bleak falls and my brother started chatting with a guard and he said the line TT^TT then i remembered it and when we got the the tower with bandits in it up at bleak falls my brother had his first death....
BY ARROW TO THE FUCKING KNEE DX
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lol, it's always funny when it actually happens.
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lol its all ways funny when ya get a arrow to the head or a huge ice spike sticking out ur face
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Good thing it didn't hit anything vital! XD
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lol thats y its good to have healing postions
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That reminds me of PaulSoaresjr's adventures in Skyrim.
He got one of those spikes in his crotch.XD
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I feel the same way when a guard says that. Big deal! I took an arrow to the temple.
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Heh, I've had it a couple times where an arrow has gone through my character's eye. Every time it happens, I think of that one line from 300 "It's ONLY an eye..."
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Arrow to the knee? Real men take swords through the chest...and steal sweetrolls.
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lol, or maybe he's just an epic blacksmith!
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Sure that's bad, but nowhere near as bad as the time a bandit chief decapitated me.
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With one swing, through full plate armour... good times!
Yeah, the enemies in Skyrim certainly have their quirks.
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Is it me or do lots of people reference from the Guards of Whiterun? O.o
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It's probably because Whiterun is the first major city you visit.
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wasnt the first i visited , i always visit Riften first just so i can join up with the thieves guild first thing and i also usually kill grelod too and then travel to windhelm to start the quest "innocence lost". so, in conclusion whiterun is not always the first major city to be visited
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Yeah, I guess you're right. O.O
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Pah. All the guards in Skyrim are weakl...*arrow to the knee*
Aaaaagggghh!!!! It's wedged behind the kneecap!! *Rolls around in agony*
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