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Published: 2004-01-07 07:57:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 5313; Favourites: 29; Downloads: 898
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Description You've probably been living under a rock with your fingers in your ears if you've not heard about Britney Spear's latest stunt. I say latest because she keeps doing stupid stuff to get her in the spotlight of every DJ in town, and I, for one, am rather tired of it. So yes, another 'just shut up' comic strip from me.

For those of you who don't know, the girl trying to knock some since into Britney is me. Oh, and for those who might be interested, the next frame, not shown here, is where I get my butt thrown in jail for the rest of my life for assault and battery.

Score one for the normals.

Pen and ink, colored in Adobe Photoshop.
...I'm sure there's a Britney Spears copyright out there somewhere, so just to clarify, I don't own her. Heh. And yes, the lips and boobs are huge and out of proportion. Laugh at it.

EDIT: Just cleaned up a few things that were bugging me about it. ^^ Hehe, I think I'm happier with this little thing than anything I've done in a long while.
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Comments: 90

noodlediamond56 [2010-06-07 23:00:16 +0000 UTC]

yes!

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junkyarddog [2005-01-20 17:42:44 +0000 UTC]

yeah! slap that bitch!

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infinitys-end [2004-07-28 06:51:06 +0000 UTC]

*laughs* *stops, catches breath* *laughs more* About time someone did that... *more laughter in distance*

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breaking-reality [2004-05-01 16:49:41 +0000 UTC]

The expressions are priceless... Especially yours: Pure annoyance.

And yes, Brittany does seem to be in the spotlight a lot. Didn't her and her sister just direct some 'family' movie or something? Yeah.

And your hair cut is kind of like my friend Ambers.

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southern5footer [2004-04-30 20:40:21 +0000 UTC]

This is effing awesome!!! Score one for us all!

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revscrj [2004-03-07 01:25:09 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for being the one to do it, I would have been labeled a mysogenist and jailed, you'll be a folk hero- but Im okay with that as long as it gets done.



<3
REVSCRJ

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pluggedinbaby [2004-02-15 13:16:48 +0000 UTC]

I like, totally love the gyp of preppy language, it's like soooooo cool! Really drives me crazy sometimes.
Anyway, it's a great picture Your colouring is awesome, and I love you so much more for slapping her

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bludwolf82 [2004-01-26 06:50:17 +0000 UTC]

HeHeHe.... that is hilarious.

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sonikkukitten [2004-01-24 00:47:55 +0000 UTC]

FINALLY...fooking Bratney Swears...*continues mumbling angrily while sprinkling in a few "sentence enhancers"*

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JubeiSpiegel [2004-01-24 00:01:29 +0000 UTC]

You know....i try not care, but somehow annoying celebraty news always seems to reach me. I should go live in the mountains of Japan or something. Yeah, Spears is so funny....not haha funny.......more like OOWWW $hit funny....lol

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Karoish [2004-01-22 16:44:20 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, that's funny Love your style, 'tis amazing. The expressions and poses are wonderful. Rock on

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UmbraQuies [2004-01-19 14:42:56 +0000 UTC]

Someone did have to do it and congratulations for being the first. ^_~ I love your shading and clothes folds.

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tiny-kenzie [2004-01-17 17:04:24 +0000 UTC]

omg -- *dies from laughter* THANK GOODNESS SOME DID IT! rofl. This is fantastic and hillarious, I can't stand britney, she cant sing, she can't act, she's 100% barbie doll, and chya!

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pitopishi [2004-01-17 09:09:28 +0000 UTC]

Indeed. It just annoys me SO much everytime her stupid issues are splashed across the front page. She has no freakin' cow sense.

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sugahcat [2004-01-16 22:08:30 +0000 UTC]

Funny But in the thumb I thought it was Ms. Sarah Michelle Gellar... o_O

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soltian [2004-01-16 19:48:56 +0000 UTC]

This is just hilarious, I love her jiggling breasts in the second panel there. The coloring is great too. I'm not so sure about the slap though, it's kind of hard to figure out what happened, because her face is turned towards you. It would be more logical for her to be slapped on her left cheek and then turned away, yeah?

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damphyr In reply to soltian [2004-01-16 20:14:27 +0000 UTC]

I don't slap. I backhand. I need to go back and add in some speed lines to show that I back handed 'er. Thanks for the comment!

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joaniedoe [2004-01-15 15:56:54 +0000 UTC]

If it wasn't for the tablouds in the store the other days catching me eye for what ever reason, I wouldn't have known cause I don't lesson to Britny or keep up with stupid people's lives.

Very cool comic strip!

Joanie Doe

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LastoftheGoatmen [2004-01-15 02:15:58 +0000 UTC]

*Claps until his hands fall off* Amen.

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callmequeenie [2004-01-14 19:36:47 +0000 UTC]

KAY! This is hysterical! And I'm glad that, if we can't really slap her, you have slapped her in a comic that shall be preserved for posterity! Great idea, nicely fulfilled.

~*Emily*~

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nephely [2004-01-14 19:17:38 +0000 UTC]

Awesome!!! Your style is great!

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lanhao [2004-01-14 01:42:26 +0000 UTC]

I'll bust ya out!



KABOOM!!!!!





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SpiffyMai [2004-01-13 12:07:44 +0000 UTC]

WAHAHA, I love it!!

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2hot4u [2004-01-13 09:19:38 +0000 UTC]

Bravo!!I would like to do that too!Gr8 work!

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shirorin [2004-01-12 08:37:52 +0000 UTC]

eehehehehehe GREAT!!!

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silent-hill [2004-01-12 03:21:45 +0000 UTC]

Hehe...that's funny! I agree with many, she deserves a lot more than that. Perhaps a few kicks on the behind with steel tip boots might work.

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clericashleapreston [2004-01-11 18:38:03 +0000 UTC]

LMAO thats so great *FOCL* go you!!!! *helps* DDD

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nytengale21 [2004-01-11 18:09:15 +0000 UTC]

i would have used a hammer......you're too nice.....

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yzzil5 [2004-01-11 01:22:34 +0000 UTC]

yep she deserved that, every last tingle of pain...I wanna slap britney too!

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kurrio [2004-01-10 23:40:41 +0000 UTC]

:claps::claps::claps::claps::claps::clap s::claps::claps:
:claps::claps::claps::claps::claps::clap s::claps::claps:

Yeiii

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pseudomask [2004-01-10 13:00:31 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, she really is a whore and a drama queen. Really nice job with the inks and colours though, although I have to say I really did enjoy that ****SMACK****

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livedead [2004-01-10 07:33:40 +0000 UTC]

Well done Kay. ^5 to you. Great drawing too. You are blooming into an awesome artist. I might need a logo if I open my own resturant some day.
I better be able to find you.

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artscavenger [2004-01-10 07:30:57 +0000 UTC]

The lips aren't huge, but...

Eh, she might deserve a bit more than that. I'd suggest a sucker punch, but she's got no guts to hurt(as I see you showed quite nicely in her proportions).

Sorry this one wasn't long, I'm tired.... (excuses)

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lizer2001 [2004-01-10 04:45:29 +0000 UTC]

HAHA! I LOVE THIS!!! gald she need as good beating.. glad you did it... about time... I hate the bitch... you are now my all time favourite person!

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soapdish [2004-01-10 00:00:15 +0000 UTC]

Nice. I enjoy lighthearted things And I wish you really did slap sense into her in real life...but with no jail time.

And those are some insane brittany boobs. Oi. o_O;;

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yoriku [2004-01-09 23:49:40 +0000 UTC]

Score one for the home team!! Great comic... :dreams: If only.........

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serenitykishona [2004-01-09 23:35:00 +0000 UTC]

Hahaaaaaa.....you go t your point across!

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Leelu [2004-01-09 21:14:36 +0000 UTC]

Ha! Ha ha! HAHAHAHA!!! omg omg, i have to agree with you ... god, that good, yes, thats awesome!

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tani-tiger [2004-01-09 10:41:59 +0000 UTC]

lol Yes, she deserved it alright lmfao!
I love the shadding and colouring here too^^ The line art is wicked too!!!
Nice comic strip!

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rainyday [2004-01-09 06:47:23 +0000 UTC]

Note the spit flying out of her mouth.

Teehee!

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fala [2004-01-09 05:45:56 +0000 UTC]

:rolls on the floor laughing: This is great, I love the boob movement when you hit her!!

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kokanekillkids [2004-01-09 03:46:46 +0000 UTC]

luv it.....

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snowysylva [2004-01-09 02:54:20 +0000 UTC]

go damphyr!

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pandorabox [2004-01-09 02:01:41 +0000 UTC]

Aaaaah! You captured her perfectly This is hilarious! Ever notice that her initials are BS? Suits her perfectly, lmao. Nice comic!! (btw, this is ~manicdragon, I got a new account )

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ishotxguns [2004-01-08 22:01:46 +0000 UTC]

LMAO. i kinda feel sorry for her...i think she's doing these sortof things cause she was so popular and stuff, and now everyone's loosing interest and barely anyone cares about her anymore. i know i don't. i mean she's pretty and all, but she can't sing worth shit. BUT the loosing interest thing...that's a normal part of being a pop celebrity. i think she should just let it go and live the rest of her life being a happy normal person. out in the country or something. it'd be very nice if she got some sense smacked into her like that. xD

(ps- i first heard about this in social studies, during current events..the teacher was all like 'two words. drunk. stupid'. then the kid who sits next to me was like *cough,mutter*drunk. slut.*cough*. eheheheh.)

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yamithehedgehog [2004-01-08 17:39:21 +0000 UTC]

WOOOO! GO GIRL!!!! xD SHE SOOO DESERVED THAT!!! xDDD I really love the colouring on this, too!! ^.^

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djana [2004-01-08 16:25:42 +0000 UTC]

Excellent. Have I ever told you how much I love your sense of humour? Because I do. Britney definitely deserves a smack. Go you!

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aledii [2004-01-08 15:52:24 +0000 UTC]

YEAH! Go Kay!! xD Great artwork, I love the colors.

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korndoll [2004-01-08 13:28:21 +0000 UTC]

Hahahah yay! she is a slut! this looks neat! I think its worth getting thrown in jail for GBH on her!
kim

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Scrappydo17 [2004-01-08 13:28:03 +0000 UTC]

groovy picture

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