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Published: 2014-03-20 16:12:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 10054; Favourites: 223; Downloads: 9
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Description EDIT: ADDED SOME CHANGES, AFTER TRAILER ARNO LOOK.

I am terrible person.

AS STATED IN THE PICTURE - IT IS A JOKE. NO BUTTHURT PLEASE. I ACTUALLY LIKE FRENCH PEOPLE.

So, it seems we will have French Revolution - it is okawy, but I wanted something ancient. Shame. Also - why make 4 games in the XVIII century?
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The-Itchy-Bird In reply to ??? [2014-03-26 04:22:18 +0000 UTC]

Saving the world from English tea and fish and chisp with the power of BAGETS!

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DarthDestruktor In reply to The-Itchy-Bird [2015-08-10 04:52:33 +0000 UTC]

English tea, you say?

darthdestruktor.deviantart.com…

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Xotipi In reply to ??? [2014-03-24 15:02:02 +0000 UTC]

Bonjour ! Fabuleux !

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Mondlichtvogel [2014-03-23 13:55:04 +0000 UTC]

I think I love everything about this picture, the Beret, the (hidden) Baguette, his text - so awesome!

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DoktorSkiffian [2014-03-23 08:10:07 +0000 UTC]

Je vois pas du tout c'est quoi "omelette du fromage" ça ne veut rien dire...

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linkpogo In reply to DoktorSkiffian [2014-03-27 19:28:07 +0000 UTC]

Ca vient d'un épisode de "Le laboratoire de Dexter", où Dexter apprend le français avec des cassettes audio toutes pourries avec la seule phrase : "Omelette de fromage". C'était marrant en VO, mais je l'ai vu cet épisode en VF une fois, et là, tu ne comprend pas ce qui est censé être marrant.

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DoktorSkiffian In reply to linkpogo [2014-03-28 16:43:17 +0000 UTC]

a ouai. eh bien ce...lab de dexter...ne nous fais que du tors.

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linkpogo In reply to DoktorSkiffian [2014-03-28 21:39:16 +0000 UTC]

Complètement d'accord.

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DarthDestruktor In reply to DoktorSkiffian [2014-03-23 11:14:38 +0000 UTC]

It is a nod for "Dexter's Laboratory".

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DoktorSkiffian In reply to DarthDestruktor [2014-03-23 11:30:29 +0000 UTC]

Yes ok but the translation is wrong

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DarthDestruktor In reply to DoktorSkiffian [2014-03-23 11:53:51 +0000 UTC]

Isn't it just like in the show?

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DoktorSkiffian In reply to DarthDestruktor [2014-03-23 13:14:17 +0000 UTC]

I dont want to say more.

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linkpogo [2014-03-22 20:24:29 +0000 UTC]

Trop top délire ! J'adore !

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ThePreciseClimber In reply to ??? [2014-03-21 06:24:48 +0000 UTC]

Well, there's still AC Comet. That might take place someplace (and sometime) else.

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ThePreciseClimber In reply to ThePreciseClimber [2014-03-21 06:29:14 +0000 UTC]

Ps.: I just hope Arno (or whatever his name is) won't be just another womanizer. I guess Edward was different enough from Ezio but we've had enough of those guys for now, I think.

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AlonDarsSister [2014-03-21 05:37:37 +0000 UTC]

Lol I had a little bee finger puppet, he had what looked like a little mustache, and a friend of mine would make him say omlette du fromage as all he said. He was a little french bee. I seriously can't wait for the next Assassin's Creed!

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PyodeKantra [2014-03-21 01:05:28 +0000 UTC]

I know it's a joke but as a French girl I feel abit upset all the same heh
French Revolution is something really really serious in our History.
But I feel proud Ubisoft picked the French Revolution, it's something really important I think

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M-BD In reply to ??? [2014-03-21 00:41:15 +0000 UTC]

I'm french and I find it very funny ! ^^
The hidden baguettes made me die XD
(However what he says have no sense, here an french expression "ça sent le sapin pour vous, Templiers")

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DarthDestruktor In reply to M-BD [2014-03-21 06:14:07 +0000 UTC]

It is a nod for "Dexter Laboratory"

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M-BD In reply to DarthDestruktor [2014-03-22 22:22:09 +0000 UTC]

oh I see now ^^

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GhostFire13 In reply to ??? [2014-03-20 23:00:09 +0000 UTC]

Da baguette!

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GhostFire13 In reply to GhostFire13 [2014-03-20 23:00:30 +0000 UTC]

Da Deadly Baguette

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BromeliaCarnivora In reply to ??? [2014-03-20 19:12:57 +0000 UTC]

Hahahhaaaah

The white flag did it for me lol.

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Darth-Rose [2014-03-20 19:11:13 +0000 UTC]

Lol cheese omelet, nice. >0<

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BenThaGamer In reply to ??? [2014-03-20 18:44:31 +0000 UTC]

No fighting button, just a give-up button //shot

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TheStrayLiger In reply to ??? [2014-03-20 18:07:50 +0000 UTC]

Laughing so hard I choked on my rice oh my god

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valachhim In reply to ??? [2014-03-20 17:52:54 +0000 UTC]

HON HON HON HON THAT'S AWESOME! LET'S SURRENDER!

Oh man I want them to sing songs from Les Miserables in the game xD  But seriously, Arno isn't an interesting character so far. His clothing looks so random x( nHHH Ubisoft work harder on it! xDD Looks pretty cool btw xDD

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TheStrayLiger In reply to valachhim [2014-03-20 18:08:09 +0000 UTC]

Do you hear the hidden blades stabbing the templars all around~ *stabbity stabstab*

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DarthDestruktor In reply to TheStrayLiger [2014-03-20 19:14:14 +0000 UTC]

*cough* Hidden beaugettes

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valachhim In reply to TheStrayLiger [2014-03-20 18:41:49 +0000 UTC]

Is it the music of the order who is going to get killed?

When the assassins of the guard stabbing the beings of the dark

There is a credo about to spread when tomorrow cooomes


[TEMPLAR JAVER SUICIDE INTENSIVIES]


awgod that needs to be done

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Oskana [2014-03-20 17:46:49 +0000 UTC]

Ahahahahahahahaahah, EXCELLENT!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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EmpressLaurosaurus In reply to ??? [2014-03-20 17:13:08 +0000 UTC]

I was hoping for ancient egypt or something like that.
However: GREAT WORK! Made my day!

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Matefinn [2014-03-20 16:52:14 +0000 UTC]

JA WIEDZIAŁEM, ŻE TAK BĘDZIE, WIEDZIAŁEM, ŻE TO BĘDZIE FRANCJA XD Btw uwielbiam te stereotypy- typowy Francuz wg typowego Polaka: W jednej ręce bagietka, w drugiej ślimak i beret na głowie. Oczywiście nie zapominajmy, że każdy Francuz to ciota  :>

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DarthDestruktor In reply to Matefinn [2014-03-20 16:55:58 +0000 UTC]

Szkoda że nie widać twarzy za dobrze ns screenach, to bym mu strzelił francuskiego wonsa

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Matefinn In reply to DarthDestruktor [2014-03-20 17:07:07 +0000 UTC]

To był by prawdziwy Kapitan Francja A on nie ma przypadkiem maski na screenach?

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DeArix In reply to ??? [2014-03-20 16:47:04 +0000 UTC]

Chciałem wiktoriańską anglie. No cóż nie można miec wszystkiego.

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DarthDestruktor In reply to DeArix [2015-08-10 04:51:44 +0000 UTC]

Chyba jednak można?

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DeArix In reply to DarthDestruktor [2015-08-10 08:46:50 +0000 UTC]

No to skoro najwyraźniej mam moce jasnowidzenia to życze sobie teraz asasyna w Polsce.

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DarthDestruktor In reply to DeArix [2015-08-10 09:39:31 +0000 UTC]

vader.joemonster.org/upload/qp…

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TheScarletMercenary [2014-03-20 16:21:47 +0000 UTC]

Does this mean I will actually kill King Louis?... I'm in.

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fuchsia-neko [2014-03-20 16:13:52 +0000 UTC]

Haha, he's got a beret and a snail  

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