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Published: 2014-03-20 16:12:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 10054; Favourites: 223; Downloads: 9
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Description EDIT: ADDED SOME CHANGES, AFTER TRAILER ARNO LOOK.

I am terrible person.

AS STATED IN THE PICTURE - IT IS A JOKE. NO BUTTHURT PLEASE. I ACTUALLY LIKE FRENCH PEOPLE.

So, it seems we will have French Revolution - it is okawy, but I wanted something ancient. Shame. Also - why make 4 games in the XVIII century?
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Comments: 92

BlueEyeEevee [2017-05-13 16:44:56 +0000 UTC]

Great, now i´m hungry 

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Dead-Exit [2015-10-02 16:53:18 +0000 UTC]

Ale ostatecznie zrezygnowali z ukrytej bagietki na rzecz ukazania Arno jako płaczka z depresją ;V

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DarknessAndMadness In reply to Dead-Exit [2016-01-06 11:33:47 +0000 UTC]

A polski asasyn to co?
Polaczek: (Wysuwa ukryte ostrze a tam kiszony ogórek) Jedz i się udław, bez wódki to nie to.

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Toxo [2015-09-20 20:24:10 +0000 UTC]

Aw man, I had tears in my eyes. Laughed so hard. XD

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Shadaze93 [2015-06-23 20:06:50 +0000 UTC]

I am french and usually don't like clichés and stereotypes but OMG XD I laughed so hard when I see that XD. French people like you too, we understand it's just a joke. XD
P.S It's "Omelette au fromage" and not "du fromage" but meh it's just a detail.

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Korwynze [2015-05-18 18:11:45 +0000 UTC]

hidden baguette
oh god

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AVVega [2015-04-07 13:01:36 +0000 UTC]

Also, booze. We got booze. Very useful to defeat the Templars Anyway I laughed so hard, this is brilliant! (French people like you too, no probs guy )

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DarthDestruktor In reply to AVVega [2015-04-08 05:58:05 +0000 UTC]

I'm not French, but thank you.

And now - British Assassin! Beware TEAmplars.

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AVVega In reply to DarthDestruktor [2015-04-08 16:30:54 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I got that, but I wanted to let you know that mostly, French wouldn't blame you for your work (oh btw sorry if my English is bad sometimes!)

Hahaha, I maybe I shouldn't have laughed at that pun, but I confess it, I did. 

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DarthDestruktor In reply to AVVega [2015-04-09 07:08:19 +0000 UTC]

No, seriously - I'm drawing that right now.

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AVVega In reply to DarthDestruktor [2015-04-10 09:24:33 +0000 UTC]

Can't wait to see it then!

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DarthDestruktor In reply to AVVega [2015-08-10 04:54:02 +0000 UTC]

Ta-daaah!

darthdestruktor.deviantart.com…

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Sly-the-F0X [2015-01-13 06:10:42 +0000 UTC]

Why do I feel like Arno would laugh like France?

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shadowdragon975 In reply to Sly-the-F0X [2015-01-20 05:45:09 +0000 UTC]

Cause he so would

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louisemaret [2014-12-22 02:48:45 +0000 UTC]

i'm french but that make me laught sooooooo much XD

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Celesta78 [2014-11-29 13:49:40 +0000 UTC]

we say "omelette au fromage" in french not "omelette du fromage" ^^'

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Kooki64 [2014-11-28 21:59:11 +0000 UTC]

Yep, everyday I slap random guy with a snail.
When I saw it I was like:
my sister:
my best friend:
my other friend:  

my mother:

I'm a french girl and I approve it.
I'm not sorry.

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DarthDestruktor In reply to Kooki64 [2014-11-29 15:39:59 +0000 UTC]

So many gifs. So internet. Wow.

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Cam-Art [2014-10-25 22:33:37 +0000 UTC]

   ...Oh no, dear ... Why ?                        

                  

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Zedkate [2014-07-17 13:50:49 +0000 UTC]

A snail ?? Why ?? Templars ??? I think we say "Templiers" in French ^^ I'm so confusing right now !!

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DarthDestruktor In reply to Zedkate [2014-07-17 18:18:08 +0000 UTC]

*confused

You're welcome.

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Zedkate In reply to DarthDestruktor [2014-07-18 18:02:42 +0000 UTC]

La France vaincra. Croyez-moi !!! Vive la France !!! (le mec louche disparait dans la fumée...)

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DarthDestruktor In reply to Zedkate [2014-07-18 18:08:43 +0000 UTC]

(sings) Everybody wants to rule the world...(/sings)

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AbsentMindDeviant [2014-07-13 14:54:01 +0000 UTC]

YOU TERRIBLE GENIUS PERSON.

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DarthDestruktor In reply to AbsentMindDeviant [2014-07-14 05:57:25 +0000 UTC]

 : D

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AbsentMindDeviant In reply to DarthDestruktor [2014-07-14 22:00:19 +0000 UTC]

You Should Update it to "Le Beret of Eden" sounds better this way.

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DarthDestruktor In reply to AbsentMindDeviant [2014-07-15 14:35:51 +0000 UTC]

Nice idea. Maybe I will do that.

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AbsentMindDeviant In reply to DarthDestruktor [2014-07-15 23:48:11 +0000 UTC]

Great Joke you did there, but the French aren't going to be kind with you.

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gdpr-27228511 [2014-07-03 03:46:16 +0000 UTC]

is that fucking bread xD genius 

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destiny-core [2014-06-29 15:18:29 +0000 UTC]

the best weapon. ever. give me! 

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Kokisa [2014-06-20 18:09:51 +0000 UTC]

Assassin's Creed: White flag XDDDDD

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Lapruccia In reply to Kokisa [2014-07-23 00:25:56 +0000 UTC]

Den merk ich mir xDDDD

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GotsItGoinOn [2014-06-09 05:37:22 +0000 UTC]

you got me at white flag dlc

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Sapphire-Lynx4 [2014-06-05 04:54:26 +0000 UTC]

omelette du fromage
omg
no., no im dead
 i cant stop laughing

(I WANT THIS GAME)

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eishertz [2014-05-08 10:19:47 +0000 UTC]

omelette au fromage doesn't exist

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DarthDestruktor In reply to eishertz [2014-05-08 17:03:27 +0000 UTC]

But...

My whole life is a lie.

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eishertz In reply to DarthDestruktor [2014-05-15 15:20:24 +0000 UTC]

yep

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Sheranee [2014-04-18 19:09:05 +0000 UTC]

Omelette du fromage. OUCH. Actually we say omelette au fromage.

Other than that it's hilarious.

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DarthDestruktor In reply to Sheranee [2014-04-19 11:40:34 +0000 UTC]

Thank's for the corection, but this is as it was in "Dexter Laboratory"

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Azrael-Von-Jaeger [2014-04-10 19:31:33 +0000 UTC]

I should probably feel offended buuuuuuuuuuuuut no! nice work (And it is French which says that )

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elessal [2014-04-10 01:33:45 +0000 UTC]

white flag! best joke ever made!

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iloveleft4dead2 [2014-04-08 07:30:08 +0000 UTC]

this is son wrong to the french but they do have like a huge under ground towm called the catacombs
theirs tone of bones down there
( i watch to much ghost advantures

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rana06 [2014-04-06 13:13:39 +0000 UTC]

Dobre XD

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SkywardZelda [2014-03-29 15:32:58 +0000 UTC]

I died with this art ! xD Really cool

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NicaXiaoyu [2014-03-28 08:28:58 +0000 UTC]

XD OH MY GOSH! HIDDEN BAGUETTE! YES! STUFF IT INTO THEIR MOUTHS AND MAY THEY BE ASSASSINATED WITH FRENCH CUISINE!

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omnomnomna In reply to NicaXiaoyu [2014-03-30 04:15:03 +0000 UTC]

AND SHOVE THE SNAIL DOWN THEIR THROAT XD
"IT'S A FRENCH DELICACY, THOUGH! YOU HAVE TO LOVE IT!"

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NicaXiaoyu In reply to omnomnomna [2014-03-30 07:50:17 +0000 UTC]

FRENCH WIN! In my country.. assassins would probably shove balut(boiled developing duck embryo) down those templar throats! (Seriously my country eats balut)...

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Escaleren [2014-03-26 07:57:26 +0000 UTC]

Yes, you're terrible person. I almost died laughing, and it would be on your conscience  
Amazing job! 

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The-Itchy-Bird [2014-03-25 02:45:41 +0000 UTC]

Al the stereotypes in this picture. Waita go. XD

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DarthDestruktor In reply to The-Itchy-Bird [2014-03-25 11:03:57 +0000 UTC]

By your stereotypes combined, I am... FRENCH ASSASSIN!

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