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Screen name: darkstalkerbabe69I'm new to this whole online thing but I thought I'd give it a shot. Let's see a bit about myself, my name is Morrigan. I like long walks on the beach, romantic candlelight dinners. I like sitting in my garden by my fountain, I love wearing my boots and spreading my wings (yes wings, get your minds out of the gutter, it like a good morning stretch). I like the feeling of the cold stone on my bare ass, and like the cold air blowing between my legs. Drinking absinthe from my pewter goblet. Let's see, other likes, Marilyn Manson, Type-O-Negative (the band not the blood), my favorite food is type-o-negative (the blood not the band) Umm, favorite beer is Stone Brewing (I want to meet their mascot someday, he's so hot). Ummm, what else? Oh I like seducing mortal men for their energy. I guess you can say I'm a cougar since I'm about 400yrs older than all of you.
A little secret of mine is that I don't actually care about mortals and humanity, but I fight to defend them because I don't want my source of amusement wiped out. Lucky you!
You should get ahold of me if you like older women, and don't mind a girl that could kick your ass and probably will on several occasions because of your repeated jealous rages of me seducing other men. Talk to you soon, kisses
"Morrigan Aensland" and the distinctive likeness(es) thereof are Trademarks of Capcom
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Comments: 120
darthhell In reply to cmegonigal870 [2017-04-19 03:21:11 +0000 UTC]
And twice every other day!
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LETMESEEBEUTY [2015-09-29 15:47:02 +0000 UTC]
I greatly appreciate looking at strong nude women with wingsΒ
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LETMESEEBEUTY In reply to darthhell [2015-10-01 03:15:52 +0000 UTC]
Classic cool and beautifulΒ
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ArgonCyanide777 [2015-09-23 06:42:06 +0000 UTC]
Hey, that's actually pretty good. Β Not crude at all...at least not unintentionally.
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super0knight [2012-07-21 09:05:57 +0000 UTC]
Awesome description!! I cracked up laughing upon reading it. Don't know if this is based on a book due to its section description but it's a brilliant drawing and Morrigan looks hot and dangerous and very sure of herself!! Love it!!
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darthhell In reply to super0knight [2012-07-23 15:05:39 +0000 UTC]
Thank you Yeah I read a lot of online dating profiles before I compiled this one, I wanted to make it sound real but goofy at the same time. Then I realized the real online profiles ARE goofy so it really wasn't that far off
Nope, this is not based on a book, that was a mistake it was supposed to say game. I'll have to fix the category D'oh!
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super0knight In reply to darthhell [2012-07-23 16:04:57 +0000 UTC]
Good thing then! It was very amusing. And I know what you mean about *those* sites. they are so cheesy sometimes it makes me wanna barf. Not that I've been on them but I know about a lot of different stuff and have seen a few adds for them in different parts of the Internet, lol. And I don't think it's in the book category but it's in the games one. It's a great pic though and the description rocks!
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Godovwar1 [2012-06-28 02:56:49 +0000 UTC]
Hmm the gates of hell never looked so inviting
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love6709 [2011-10-23 23:05:25 +0000 UTC]
now thats what im talking about right there,..nice Job
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love6709 In reply to darthhell [2011-10-24 21:01:18 +0000 UTC]
just keep up da work man
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TtfnJohn [2011-08-15 03:43:31 +0000 UTC]
Lovely render!
About the only thing missing is how to get ahold of her. The green hair and wings might be a bit off putting at first though I'm sure I could get used to it. Not sure my cats could, though they've never complained about my sharing my bed with an older woman, particularly one that looks like this. Partiuclarly one who can strike a pose as if she is trying for Penthouse's pet of the year though her boobs look real and that would disqualify her.
Again, a lovely render and great modelling!.
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darthhell In reply to dagoth-jeff [2011-08-01 14:46:20 +0000 UTC]
Thank you, yeah this is one of my favorties
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darthhell In reply to EICHH-EMMM [2011-05-03 14:32:06 +0000 UTC]
I will take that as a compliment
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darthhell In reply to Gryphon2001 [2011-04-05 15:09:48 +0000 UTC]
Yes, I don't think you can reach her by phone. Probably some kind of ritual.
Actually conclusive studies of the effects of wormwood show the hallucinogenic effects have been somewhat exaggerated, and it's the alcohol in the absinthe itself that does get you drunk it just has a different sensation to it. Personally however I wouldn't know, I can't stand the taste, after 1 sip I asked for rum
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darthhell In reply to Gryphon2001 [2011-04-06 16:02:26 +0000 UTC]
Thank you
How did it taste in shot form? It was given to me with the sugar and water and was just way too sweet, it reminded me of eating 'Good and Plenty's' which I hate. yeah the whole singles add just sort of came to me as I was posting it so I looked up on some sites to see what kinds of things the ladies put and how they phrase things. I couldn't believe how many adds started with "I'm new to this whole online thing....", like it's some kind or requirement or something
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darthhell In reply to Gryphon2001 [2011-04-07 15:16:49 +0000 UTC]
Hmm, I would probably have preferred that flavor to the sickly sweet stuff I tried. And as far as I know the stuff you can get here is the same except for the wormwood, that part is missing and that's the part they claim to have to hallucinogenic properties, it is also claimed that it is poisonous and I think that's why actual Absinthe is illegal. But that claim is interesting since it's also shown to be very useful for medical purposes. So who knows, in all reality it was probably some political decision made way back when, sort of like the wood pulp and hemp paper war that W.R. Hearst helped to influence. What probably happened was some cough medicine company had an inferior product and the only way to sell it was to buy off some lobbyist somewhere to pad the pocket of some politician and pass a bill declaring wormwood illegal. Of course that's just a wild guess on my part I've never looked into the reasons to see why, but I've also heard that 'Lucid' that is legally sold in the US does contain wormwood, I actually have a bottle of that stuff, but since I didn't like it the first time I tried it I've never even opened the bottle But now I'm tempted to try it without the sugar just to see if I like it any better.
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darthhell In reply to Gryphon2001 [2011-04-08 17:27:12 +0000 UTC]
Yeah prohibition is a good example of what happens when you prohibit any substance, it creates far more problems than it ever solves. But I think they already know that, like you said, they need to promote themselves as the solution. Since the logical solution would be to legalize these things and tax them, the reality must be they are making more money and increasing their power off of them being illegal.
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