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davemetlesits β Arrival at Pandora
Published: 2010-02-25 18:29:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 5971; Favourites: 124; Downloads: 276
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Kirk had green chicks. Now he's going blue!BTW, imagine the scenario with the Polaris...
JimΓ©nez: We're entering the Pandora system, Captain.
Metlesits: Thank you, Mr. JimΓ©nez. Ensign, do a sensor sweep on the habitable moon orbiting that gas giant.
Ainsworth: The moon is inhabited by a sentient, pre-industrial bipedal species.
Metlesits: Do they pose a threat to the United Earth or her colonies?
Ainsworth: I don't think so, Captain...
Metlesits: Just in case, prepare a sunbomb
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Where the corporates failed, the Enterprise wins. Fatality, flawless victory!
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Well, even Kirk wonΒ΄t be able to handle those girls. He probably should stick with green.
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Those girls at least had some nice curves, not these stick figure smurf girls
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Kirk has the blues. Get it... the blues?
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if they're preindustrial, they're definitely not a threat to the Federation and they'd leave the planet alone cause of the Prime Directive
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Ah, how often the PD was ignored by Kirk
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Great . . . it's my new desktop background.
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Thank you! I'm glad you like it!
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I'm glad to see that I was not the only one sitting there wondering how Starfleet would deal with the natives, but I kept imagining a Connie in orbit confiscating every shipment of ore they attempted to send off world and finally orbitally bombarding the Col. and his forces.
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The Polaris would simply bombard the whole planet with a sunbomb (big MoFo hydrogen bomb), like we did it with the Kzinti
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I never thought Id see Enterprise boldly going to my seccond favorite si-fi world... Makes me wish I was a blueshirt under Kirk even more. Although, for a place and ship as wonderous as those, I'd settle for red.
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Being a redshirt is never a safe job, especially on a Starship named Enterprise
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Its still a posting on the Enterprise, though! Who needs safty when you've got Dramatic Kirk?
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I'll stick to the Polaris
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I love it!
And, I thought Avatar was a great movie. So the plot was a familiar one--big deal. The original Star Wars had the same plot as Super Mario Brothers--rescue the Princess. It's the characters, the style, the great dialogue, and the clever use of multiple undertones that make a movie great.
Just wait until Lt. Uhura gets to working on translating Na'vi, only to discover that a certain one of them has an uncanny familiarity about her.
Spock: Fascinating. It's life, Jim, but not as we know it.
Kirk: You say that to all the hot young planets.
Spock: Indeed. But, in this case... there is a tree at the heart of a flux vortex. We must get samples...
And, let's not forget... Blast it, Jim! I'm not going down there! Every living thing down there that crawls flies or squats in the mud wants to kill you and eat your eyes for Jujubes!
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And what if the Klingons go there first?
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New cities, homes in the country... your woman at your side, children playing at your feet, and overhead, fluttering in the breeze, the flag of the Resources Development Administration! Charming.
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We come in peace...shoot to kill shoot to kill.
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That's the First Fleet way
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*Beam down and red shirts are instantly killed by local wildlife and/or nerual toxin arrows and impalment*
Kirk: I guess its safe to say this place is hostile..
Spock: Indeed captain...
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*the Polaris arrives two days later*
Nussbaum: Now what, Skip?
Metlesits: Remember what I said about that sunbomb...
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-snicker-
Spock: "Facinating"
Kirk: "What is it, Mr. Spock"
S: "It would seem that the entire planet is one large organism."
K: "Really? Feel sorry for any poor fool who tries to colonize that..."
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*Chekov laughs because he misinterprets it as "the entire planet is one large orgasm"...*
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Thats beautiful, everything bout this is excellent. Lighting and the angle of the big E.
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Thank you very much!
I wanted the Enterprise in a "classic" angle like they did it in TOS.
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personally thought the movie was just a dances with wolves clone given the scifi make over thats so popular these days. I agree with Dave on this one - Sunbomb locked, cocked and ready to rock!
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Um... Dances with Wolves? ... How? I don't see a single thing in the new movie that bears even the slightest resemblance to Dances with Wolves.
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Badly worded, old plot new effects, same difference.
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