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Ddriana β€” C+H: Live to troll another day

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Description Zevran, you little liar you <3 I'd have been annoyed had I not played a lockpicking rogue myself the first time around. As I always do, because, well... loot.

I had to play through a large section of the game to get those screencaps, because apparently no one out there felt that it was a good idea to put up Zevran's original sheet where people like me could find it. Oh well.

It seems we've managed to make these past two weeks elf weeks XD


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Comments: 160

Sencilia-Harp [2011-07-29 14:43:04 +0000 UTC]

so true...i was so pissed when i first noticed he couldnt

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Ddriana In reply to Sencilia-Harp [2011-07-29 15:56:04 +0000 UTC]

Good thing he's funny or I'd have been much more annoyed XD

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Sencilia-Harp In reply to Ddriana [2011-07-30 11:44:02 +0000 UTC]

and hot

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NIELSPETERDEJONG In reply to ??? [2011-07-29 12:59:20 +0000 UTC]

lol. Yeah, I had the exact same thoughts when he did this XD

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Ladyofpayne In reply to ??? [2011-07-29 07:52:41 +0000 UTC]

Oh! You play gay-gnome too!

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Ddriana In reply to Ladyofpayne [2011-07-29 12:06:11 +0000 UTC]

Gay-gnome? Haha, that's a first I've heard it called that XD
Actually, snotty dwarven noble is just one of the standard Wardens we decided to use. I played city elf and male human warden though, and a bit of Dalish and mage. Because Origins is something you replay

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Ladyofpayne In reply to Ddriana [2011-07-29 12:45:16 +0000 UTC]

First? I am pleased.

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XxSilverStarsxX In reply to ??? [2011-07-29 05:30:06 +0000 UTC]

So freaking true!!!!

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Fluidfyre In reply to ??? [2011-07-29 03:47:50 +0000 UTC]

LOL I totally relate to this. Everytime he's like "no, no, no."

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Ddriana In reply to Fluidfyre [2011-07-29 12:06:31 +0000 UTC]

Sneaky, that's what he is XD

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Risk45 In reply to ??? [2011-07-29 01:41:38 +0000 UTC]

Zevran and Oghren are the best grandiose trolls of the game. Both can be magic liars, and both are still hilarious about it.

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Ddriana In reply to Risk45 [2011-07-29 12:07:07 +0000 UTC]

Haha yes, but Zevran has way more charisma than Oghren. Granted, Oghren is a beast in battle, while Zevran tends to die on me, so it evens out I guess XD

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Risk45 In reply to Ddriana [2011-07-29 12:37:30 +0000 UTC]

Oghren himself is isn't very close to charisma part with Zevran, but drunk Oghren always seems to ask for the best stuff. [link]

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Ddriana In reply to Risk45 [2011-07-29 14:02:53 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, unfortunately I find him between funny and disgusting so... yeah XD

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Risk45 In reply to Ddriana [2011-07-29 15:37:10 +0000 UTC]

Oghren wouldn't be Oghren if he wasn't.

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Zara-Arletis In reply to ??? [2011-07-28 20:12:48 +0000 UTC]

I thought the same thing the first time I let him live. The best part is, there's no dialogue to call him on his BS . . . and I wasn't a rogue that playthru so . . . yeah. Good times ^_^

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Ddriana In reply to Zara-Arletis [2011-07-28 21:15:08 +0000 UTC]

At least you had Leliana? ... and there's always the mute button? XD

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Zara-Arletis In reply to Ddriana [2011-07-28 21:30:00 +0000 UTC]

Can't stand Leliana! All the giggling . . . No, I did the next bit with no lockpick skills until I leveled Zev a few times. Determination ^_^

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Ddriana In reply to Zara-Arletis [2011-07-28 21:36:03 +0000 UTC]

Haha, that IS determination. I had to put up with her until Zevran was ready, because... I can't leave loot behind. I just can't.

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Zara-Arletis In reply to Ddriana [2011-07-28 23:10:36 +0000 UTC]

LOL! I understand . . . it hurts to watch that locked chest as you run away, but not as much as it does to hear Lockpick nattering away in the background ^_^

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Ddriana In reply to Zara-Arletis [2011-07-29 00:12:04 +0000 UTC]

Worse than that - not having enough space to bring all the loot with you, and the unexplainable lack of "drop item" in DA. Nono, we must destroy what we don't want. Otherwise the world would be littered with junk for some other poor adventurer to fill their backpack with...

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Zara-Arletis In reply to Ddriana [2011-07-29 00:35:57 +0000 UTC]

yeah, not like loot piles in Oblivion. Better than item capacity in the first Witcher tho.

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Ddriana In reply to Zara-Arletis [2011-07-29 11:57:20 +0000 UTC]

Haven't played Oblivion yet (but it's standing right in front of me, glaring at me whenever I start playing Team Fortress instead XD) but the Witcher. Ye gods. The frustration! That and the long loading times... Augh! I never finished it D:

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Zara-Arletis In reply to Ddriana [2011-07-29 13:08:47 +0000 UTC]

Oblivion was fun . . . I haven't tried Team Fortress yet but I've heard it's good. I managed to finish Witcher, but there were some really frustrating points. I just needed to know what happened at the end. Still haven't decided if I'll try Witcher 2.

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Ddriana In reply to Zara-Arletis [2011-07-29 14:04:48 +0000 UTC]

Team Fortress is fun, though I'm really bad at it XD I am tempted to buy Witcher 2, mainly because they say they've removed the bad stuff and improved, and the whole world was very promising, but... yeah, I feel that I should probably finish Witcher 1 first. Which... uh... doesn't sound very fun at all. Suppose I'll get some reading done waiting for every new scene to load though. Again -.-

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Zara-Arletis In reply to Ddriana [2011-07-29 14:33:55 +0000 UTC]

I'm probably going to wait for Witcher 2 on the 360 - it's supposed to be out this fall. Hopefully they really did fix it . . . if not I guess there's always trade in. I don't think you need to have done the first one; no plot hook transfers or anything that i know of, but I could be wrong. Hopefully you've got a good book to keep you company while it's . . . loading . . .

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Ddriana In reply to Zara-Arletis [2011-07-29 15:52:21 +0000 UTC]

I see... well, still. It feels wrong to start on nr 2 when I own nr 1 XD But yes. A good book... or ten... -.-

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holodeck-shepard In reply to ??? [2011-07-28 19:46:36 +0000 UTC]

Zevran should have had that trollface in DA

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Ddriana In reply to holodeck-shepard [2011-07-28 21:13:53 +0000 UTC]

Maybe he does it when he's stealthing?

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holodeck-shepard In reply to Ddriana [2011-07-29 16:00:27 +0000 UTC]

OMG that would be awesome!

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Onjivan In reply to ??? [2011-07-28 18:12:34 +0000 UTC]

XD Brilliant!!!

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Mifuyne [2011-07-28 17:49:46 +0000 UTC]

LOL, nice adaptation of the trollface

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Ddriana In reply to Mifuyne [2011-07-28 17:54:04 +0000 UTC]

Thank you, I thought it was rather suiting XD

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kitiaramajere [2011-07-28 17:12:01 +0000 UTC]

HAHA!!

Such a sneaky rogue....

As bad as coming up on Anders flaming down darkspawn and then oops, he has no fireball skill? wtf?

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Ddriana In reply to kitiaramajere [2011-07-28 17:34:10 +0000 UTC]

Yeah... but in Zevran's case it can come down to plain simple lying to save his own arse. Anders... I don't know what they were thinking there.

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kitiaramajere In reply to Ddriana [2011-07-28 17:37:01 +0000 UTC]

Zevran does know how to use that tongue... ahem, I mean, smooth talker... yeah, that's what I meant!

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Ddriana In reply to kitiaramajere [2011-07-28 17:49:43 +0000 UTC]

XD

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o0BeautifulSilence0o In reply to ??? [2011-07-28 15:55:53 +0000 UTC]

Omg when I played I was so mad because there's like chests everywhere you go, so when I brought him along I was hopeing he would open it for me.Only then to find out he can't!

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Ddriana In reply to o0BeautifulSilence0o [2011-07-28 16:12:51 +0000 UTC]

I know what you mean. I usually play rogue the first time I play a game because I can't stand leaving loot behind. Thanks to that, I already knew that Zevran was hopeless with locks when I went through the game as a warrior (and I made him learn, because damnit, I'm not going to drag Leliana around if I can help it).

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o0BeautifulSilence0o In reply to Ddriana [2011-07-28 16:18:45 +0000 UTC]

lol ya and Leliana always has to put her two cents in

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Shaleene1 [2011-07-28 15:55:21 +0000 UTC]

I know, right?! I was like.. dude really? YOU LIED! But your cute and amusing so its ok.

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Ddriana In reply to Shaleene1 [2011-07-28 16:11:24 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, Zevran 1, Warden 0 XD

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SoniaCarreras [2011-07-28 15:55:13 +0000 UTC]

Best of all is when you have a rogue, and try to pick a lock, and you fail... and both Leliana and Zevran tell you "Let me do this for you"... even if their skill is lower. I found it hilarious!!!!

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Ddriana In reply to SoniaCarreras [2011-07-28 16:09:42 +0000 UTC]

It's even better if you never bother giving Zevran any points in picking locks to begin with. Sure, Zevran, yeah, you go ahead and poke the big chest. See if it magically opens for you XD

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SoniaCarreras In reply to Ddriana [2011-07-28 17:02:38 +0000 UTC]

Exactly!

[link]

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Ddriana In reply to SoniaCarreras [2011-07-28 17:28:00 +0000 UTC]

Haha, very suiting XD

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Korithetramp In reply to ??? [2011-07-28 14:57:07 +0000 UTC]

lmao. Thats what i said too.. I went hey! he cant pick locks... oh thats so crappy

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Ddriana In reply to Korithetramp [2011-07-28 16:11:02 +0000 UTC]

It is frustrating that you practically have to choose between having a non-irritating lockpicker who dies frequently, or an assassin who can fight but wouldn't be able to open a lock if he so had the key. Leliana is not an option. Ever XD

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Korithetramp In reply to Ddriana [2011-07-28 16:51:30 +0000 UTC]

So, you become the sexy rogue who can pick locks and fight! Though when i'm my mage or warrior, i deal with her until i get Zevran and i make the hell sure he can open those locks... Cause Lelianna is cute and all... but sexy assassin trumps all cards

Lelianna tried to get with my Warden and i had the... oh. oh... ohhhhhh... no. Zevran, Alistair come here buddy!

I got with both of them, I'm such a slut ^.^

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Ddriana In reply to Korithetramp [2011-07-28 17:32:58 +0000 UTC]

Haha, I'm afraid I must confess I tend to play a total ho with a 'gotta catch them all' mentality which is why female Hawke in these comics tend to be one too XD It didn't exactly help that Alistair, Leliana, Morrigan and Zevran all had an achievement for bedding them, and then another for all four of them. Tshhh... good thing my cunning was so high - managed to get approval from Leliana by lying about cheating on her XD

Meanwhile, in ME2, everyone is ignored in favor of Garrus. Even on the second playthrough XD

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