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Zevran, you little liar you <3 I'd have been annoyed had I not played a lockpicking rogue myself the first time around. As I always do, because, well... loot.I had to play through a large section of the game to get those screencaps, because apparently no one out there felt that it was a good idea to put up Zevran's original sheet where people like me could find it. Oh well.
It seems we've managed to make these past two weeks elf weeks XD
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I havent done Lelianna or Morrigan yet cause im not used to playing as a guy. They move different...
And Kaidan who? I wanted to bed Garrus since i first saw him. I went... omg youre so sexy!!1
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Leliana swings both ways so she's available even if you play female. Morrigan is stubbornly heterosexual though, like Alistair. I played a male human noble the second time around though, so it didn't really matter XD
Turian anatomy - I want to study it XD But I was all "right, second playthrough, this time, Thane, we're going to- oh, hi Garrus 
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Awww!!! Curses!!! I wish Morrigan was a bi options.
Turian anatomy is awesome. I could have so much fun studying Turian anatomy. I would push Garrus to the ground and say sit... I love it. Thane it was the voice and then he went Siha... and i turn into big puddle.
But Garrus's face and voice and his attitude... and i could go on forever with him...mmmm.
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I find it kind of funny though. The Fereldans are heterosexual, it's the foreigners who are bisexual XD
I dunno, I think it's the fact that I genuinely respect Garrus since ME1 that makes it impossible to ho around like I usually do in games. That and I get genuinely upset whenever I pause and look at his scared face - how dare they hurt him? D< ... and that was when I realized I was, perhaps, a bit too involved XD
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Its horrible. I like my options to be open. If i want to get into Alistairs pants and be a guy. I wanna do it >.<
I cried when i saw that his face was scared! It was horrible. Garrus had this soft spot in my heart and when i saw him get blown up... I went omg, no. I thought he was going to die. I couldn't believe it. And still, even though i havent played in a long time, my eyes tear up at the thought of it.
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Yeah... but at the same time, I liked that they had a firm sexuality rather than, say, being Hawke-sexual. But what I really want is a manly male companion who is homosexual and you won't know unless you as a male player try to hit on him.
Oh I know what you mean. That recruitment mission... I took it more seriously than anything I've played in years. When he got shot I was all "but he's almost at full health?! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME BIOWARE" XD I like that about ME though - you can win and fail. Unlike DA2, where you only can fail in different ways -.- (dear Bethany and Carver, stop dying/running of with the Wardens/Circle/Templars no matter what I do. It's incredibly frustrating)
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OH that would be so cool. I wish that would happen, but apparently "Straight Gay" isn't an option because of some PRUDES IN THIS WORLD! And its annoying. I want to see man on man action and i cant!!! I only romanced Anders because of the fierce omg face rape that had me going 
That recruitment mission. I stared for five seconds at Garrus when it happened before i blew that dropship to hell... No one!!! EVER... screws with my Garrus. No. I cant wait for ME3. I romanced Kaidan in the ME1 and I want to see some... Drama... Cause i dont care, if i have to choose between the two of them. Garrus is chose. Bye Kaidan.
Though i went pure Rengade with my mom. I told her that if i had the choice to pick between Garrus and saving Earth.. I'm saving Garrus.
*waves* Bye Conrad!!!
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Haha I romanced Kaidan too in ME1, with the whole "well, nothing much else to do around here, so I shall reluctantly agree to your overly eager leg humping I suppose" but he's not even an option next to Garrus XD
Yeah... I play earthborn, meaning that I'm an orphan, and renegade, meaning I... well, don't care about the collateral damage. But damnit, no one touches my crew D< ... goodbye Earth! Good luck! I have a turian to save! XD
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Yea, i romanced Kaidan cause i went... could be fun. Then Liara became my buddy cause i wanted to see the whole Love making with the mind and stripper human pole dance. And i didnt get that... I went WTF... Kaidan, you're my guy from now on. Then... Garrus's LI option came up in ME2. I went THANK YOU MAKER!
My Renegade is Shayne. She is a Spacer Born, Went to Torfan.
Her sister, the Paragade. Spacer born. Aukuze.
They both romanced Garrus ^.^
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Haha, he's hard to resist XD
Though I feel bad for Thane. He's a great character, and I would definitely romance him if Garrus wasn't there, being all loyal and dependable and awesome and with his alien anatomy that I have spent a game and a half trying to work out. Jacob, uh. Whatever. Cerberus crew die. They are obviously spies D<
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Jacob will die... somehow... someway.
I romanced Thane when i saved the collector base. Yea, not using that one. lol Thanes an awesome character. I can just image what its like when he has the flashbacks when you have sex with him... *wiggles eyebrows*
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Haha, that would be... very awkward. Almost as awkward as his flashbacks about having sex with you in front of the rest of the crew. Especially if you started hallucinating in the middle of it XD
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exactly... it would be very awkward... "Thane, meet my mom... and Dad..."
" Hands touching. Lips touching. Tongues thrusting."
.... uuhhhhh... Yea
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Haha, suppose it's better for everyone if Shepard is an orphan XD
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Glad i'm not the only one who can't stand leliana :3
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She's probably the character who annoys me the most since... well, Imoen from Baldur's Gate. Who was also a chirpy rogue with practically the same hair to boot XD
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Yeah, i mean, she got her own mini campaign designed to tell her back story and she still has no real depth XD before i read the books i probably would've thought logaine just as annoying but now his personality is actually well reasoned XD lol, baldur's gate is going back a fair bit, eh?
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Haha, Loghain won me over from the very moment I saw him. Then he opened his mouth and I swooned XD I have a thing for villains, and Loghain's design screams villain. Doesn't help that he was the most polite, encouraging and supporting of all the humans you ran into as a city elf up to that point either. If only he hadn't tried to sell my father into slavery -.-
Baldur's Gate is... old, yes, but oh how I love it
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Saaaaaame~ <3 I've only played a little of baldur's gate myself but my dad used to be in love with it lol.
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Haha, now I feel even older XD
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ohhhh, you're probably not as old as you feel, my dad had his first kid at 18 so, he's not really that old as far as dads go :3
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Haha, well, I know that people who are only a few years younger than me haven't heard of the game, so it's not so bad. I just demand that they play it anyway... they never do D< A life without Viconia, I'm not sure if it's worth it...
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crazy, well, there are people only a few years younger than me who are naive about a lot of stuff too... too tired to think of any examples at the moment but you get the point :3 some people just aren't exposed to enough of awesome things early on :3
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I feel it is everyone's duty to expose themselves to the glory that is Boo XD
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lol, when i played mass effect 2 and got the space hamster my dad asked if its name was Boo XD
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Haha, it better be XD I loved that ickle space hamster... and thankfully, unlike the fish it never died on me. You'd think EDI would feed them on a regular schedule if all it takes is pushing a button -.-'
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lol yeah, first play through i didn't know you had to feed them so i came back like weeks later and every fish was gone >.< apparently if you start to romance kelly (i think that's her name) the one that tells you when you have a message...? their will come a time when she'll wait for you in your room and you can either have sec with her or have her feed your fish XD and then she'll continually feed your fish for you lol.
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But I don't want to romance Kelly D: She annoys me and is obviously a spy for Cerberus D: Can't she just feed my fish without any flirting? Or, I dunno, can't Garrus take a break from his calibrations and feed my fish? XD
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Lol, yeah i never romanced kelly either, she didn't come off as spy-ish to me but she did seem a little TOO nice O.o I usually go for garrus or thane...
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Haha, I'm just paranoid. Kelly, Jacob, Miranda... on my second playthrough I am arranging their "accidental" deaths. Kelly IS handpicked by Cerberus and a psychologist so she is technically evaluating you too not just the crew, and she's got access to your mail - whether you want it or not. She's in an excellent place to act the spy if she wanted to.
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huh... guess i never thought of it like that, i don't think i've actually gotten around to finishing the game itself, i went through the omega gate thing right? and i hadn't gotten a lot of upgrades on the ship so some people died. including garrus and thane who are usually the two i take on missions. so i was like, fuck that and started a new game and haven't gotten around to finishing it. :/
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Haha, well. I only lost Jacob the first time, and that was a perfectly acceptable loss. I'm still disappointed that Miranda made it through though XD
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Lol yeah, i couldn't care less about jacob or miranda, and i actually fucked it up when her and jack fought and sided with her instead of jack D: booooo.
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Hah, well, I don't like them in addition to their Cerberus connections... I'm too suspicious XD
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ah you know what it might be, I didn't play mass effect 1, so i had no preconceptions about cerberus :/ we got me2 free in the mail for pre-ordering dragon age 2 lol XD
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Ah, I got ME2 during the 2-for-1 thing too, but I bought ME1 as well (for 50 kr, which is like... 4 dollars) because I wanted to play it properly. I COMPLETELY missed the Cerberus thing XD I spent most of my time frustrated and annoyed, it wasn't until the very end that I started to enjoy it. ME2 is WAY better.
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lol, well good to know, i was confused when that happened though cause like, ME2 wasn't brand new or anything but you'd think they'd give us the older game for free and hope we buy the more expensive sequel you know?
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Haha, yes, but it was a good idea to make part 2 free. People like me end up buying the first to play it before they play the free game. Otherwise people would have tried ME1 and then decided if they wanted part 2 or not (I would not have bought it, considering what a pain ME1 was...)
Now I just think that ME3 should come soon. I have a galaxy to save here! XD
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lol,i guess that makes more sense when you put it that way, wanting to give you their better game as opposed to the game that starts the story :3 I don't know if i'll get ME3, i liked ME2 a lot but my dad didn't really play much of it and with money tight these days we usually buy games that more than one person's gonna play. like we both love dragon age and we get all the expansions and stuff so when the next one comes out we'll probably get that one, but i don't know if he'll ever get around to finishing me2... so are you primarily a PC gamer or console?
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I play on PC only, as I don't even have a working tv XD Well, it works, but I can't figure out how to get the box working, which means no channels to watch. Since I barely ever watch tv in the first place this is not a great loss, and hey, more space to use when I'm drawing XD
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lol, i'm PC too, do you have steam or do you buy hard copies? all the tv i watch (except rizzoli & isles cause i watch with my mom) is on the computer, netflix, hulu, youtube, torrents. computers are just a way better investment :3
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Agreed on the computer > tv XD
I recently got steam, but mainly I've got hard copies. I kind of prefer them, really. It's when my internet is down that I really want to install a new game and play after all
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yeah, that makes sense, we've got steam here which is especially nice for multiplayer games like tf2 and l4d cause you can see all your friends and invite them to games right from the client
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You have to spend a lot of skills on him to get him to the lockpicking that Leli is :<; Zevvie is so much more fun to have in your party too! T_T
I like your troll face Zevvie 
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Thank you
Ugh, I know what you mean. Since the rogue abilities are mainly melee Zevran needs them, while Leliana does not, leaving her with spare points to put in lockpicking. Unfortunately, she annoys me a great deal, and Zevran amuses me a great deal. This always ends with a weak lockpicking Zevran getting dragged along everywhere, dying first in ever battle XD
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lol XD
PC rogue makes it all awesome though 
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Yeah but it makes for awkward final battles if you're bad at leveling a rogue in Origins like I am XD Main character dies 15 seconds in - I do not kid you - and yet somehow gets up to make the final blow when Oghren has pretty much single handedly beaten the beast by hacking away at its toes. Felt like I cheated him of his hero status...
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