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Published: 2011-05-12 09:26:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 33047; Favourites: 403; Downloads: 139
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And we're back from SPX!I love Bioware for including romances so you can get to know your companion better. They just aren't very good at picking the characters that I want for those romances...
And really, in Dragon Age 2 you should have been able to romance someone who wasn't in your party, as you can't even talk to the companions whenever you want to anyway (DA: O system back, please! D: )
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Ooooh FLUSTERED Cullen cx
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Haven't played DA2 yet, but this is still pretty hilarious.
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Haha, well, when you do play DA2, try not to weep out of frustration when you meet all the lovely non-romancable characters
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Eh, I already do with DA
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Haha, yes, Bioware are such teases XD
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maker this is awesome!
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NO matter how much i look at your pic the more me & my warden live in my head feel pity for Hawke , she is now , i mean look at the warden, every romance is such a sweat dropping works, gift, flatting , do their specific Q, But it worth every single penny , and all romances is memorable, heart melting moment, i love how frustrating AListair try to give my Lilian a rose or awkard Leliana try to woo my Katerina into bed fail miserable
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Oh, and Morrigan and Zevran's romances were beautiful 
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feelin' horny. thats a classic
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can agree with the love interests being uninteresting in the sequel.
I like my love intrest un emo and unhorish thank you verry much.
and it still pained me to not having that quanari mage in a party. it's life belonged to me damn it
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The love interests were not only that - they were insane too. Emo/raging ex slave, obsessive/manipulative terrorist mage, dropped on the head/demons are our friends blood mage, diseased/selfish old party girl pirate.... these are not people who I'd ever want to get into a relationship with. And I was saddened at the lack of a romance with Loghain!
Oh, yes, the Sareebas... I wanted to bring him along too. Granted, more than that, I wanted to side with the Arishok and join the Qun. Screw this templar vs mage business, these people seem calm and logical D:
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Yes, i have exactly same thought about them, only one cool in party i want to romance is a unromanable Varic, (Cry). I have to chose Ander just for the old time sake , i miss the cheerful mage Ander-with a cat. Why , why you take the cat from Ander Bioware
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Varric, yes. And I kind of liked Aveline. They were nice and sane people. And obviously non-romance options. I ended up with Fenris, because at the very least I have some sympathy with his raging hatred... even if I side with the mages in the end XD
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I missed that too... . DAO talktables and companion dialogues were more fun
Sometimes I do wonder about Hawkes flirting lines xD
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Yeah, but at least the Arishok was always willing to talk to Hawke, even when the companions refused? XD
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That is one way to look at it xD
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If Hawke isn't corny or silly when hitting on someone, something is seriously wrong in Kirkwall 
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I agree! the DAO talking system much MUCH more <3
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Yeah, DAO left you feeling like you really knew the characters. DA2... I don't believe I really knew my companions, even though I'd supposedly been running around with them for a period of up to 7 years :/
At least the Arishok was always willing to talk to me?
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lol that very true! some of the disappointing things, I think was how they would repeat them selves all the time. like at the wounded cost Merriel would always say.
"you think we could go swimming after this."
FFFFF
We should make a petition
tho, the only think I didn't like about the old talking system was when you tried to go into a door or something you would accidently talk to one of your team mates.
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I wish we COULD go swimming XD
Well, I rather accidentally talk to one of my team mates when I don't mean to, than only being able to do so when they feel like it :/
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that would be fun XD I see Varric standing on a rock scared to jump in XD
I know what you mean XD lol some times it was fun lol
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Haha yes. Then again, he can jump like 3 meters into the air. With leg strength like that, he has nothing to fear (and if all else fails, his glorious chest hair will surely carry him to safety).
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yes! Because each hair has a floaty device XD
when I ever get up and tipped I will have to add the swimming seen in my fan fick
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OMG~ this explains a lot, actually - like why all the flirt lines in the game are so damn awkward
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I always credited it to the constant use of 'trololol' options XD
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Hahaha, oh poor Hawke. Even Varric doesn't get your flirting. XD
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Oh Varric... you're my bro, but damnit, we could have been so much more... T_T
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Poor Hawke
I vote for making Cullen a romance option!
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Here's hoping for one in DA3! XD
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oh dear me i love you!! moar cullen!! cullen and bethany
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Hoho, thank you. Never fear! There will always be more Cullen! XD I found Bethany a bit boring though, so she won't be popping up as frequently.
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but she's suuuch a sweetie
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But being a sweetie isn't funny :/ On the other hand, I am working on a comic with her in it as we speak so... XD
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Ahhh, poor Hawke, she can't get what she want, and the things want she is too easy to get her
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Aye, the harsh truths of Dragon Age... Something tells me that they won't bring back Loghain for a romance in DA3 either, tsk tsk...
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Who know, maybe DA3 will happen in Orlais, maybe... just maybe we will have Loghain
Pray the Maker that will become true
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He'd probably have a cameo if that was the case, but a full on romance? No... 99% certainty of that not happening, no matter how much I want it T_T
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Oh this is so funny. Finding Isabella must really have been a "finally!"-moment for your Hawke.
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Ho Hawke is always happy to find someone as easy as her self! XD
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