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Published: 2004-12-18 21:35:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 1853; Favourites: 24; Downloads: 1309
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Hey all!It's me! Your friendly (except on Mondays, Tuesdays, when I'm drinking or after I've eaten McDonalds) neighborhood cartoonist with a speedy delivery! The package? Nope, not your new porn, but a BRAND NEW "Self Improvement" DEAD DAYS! Yep, part 7 in fact. So... that makes it better than porn. Well, most porn. Haha, pr0n.
Anyway, here it is and check it out! He's made it to the tattoo parlor! Amazing! Seriously, I didn't think he'd make it past the front door of his house, but he showed me. HE SHOWED ALL OF YOU!!! Hell, he's even got a doodle he made himself! Haha, it sounds pretty intense. Hmm, I wonder what'll happen next! HURRY UP AND DRAW THE NEXT PART JOHN! I'm DYYYING TO KNOW! Oh, wait, I could just look at the crudely sketched script! ...what the hell is THAT? I need to learn to draw better. God this description is weird. I think I'll just put it out of it's misery. MAW, GET THE SHOTGUN.
Thanks for reading! Part 8 coming up soon!
-John
*BLAM!*
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i'd like to see the tatoo, boo-yaaaaah!!!
very asskickering indeed, lol
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omg, thats hilarious!! XDD rofl. must.. fave... hahaha
"while battling a dragon"
hahahahaha..
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.....and about six people i know come to mind. hilarious, love it
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you must draw that now. LOL!!!
comedic genius, you is...
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a tiger riding a shark while battling a dragon.
you my friend understand the subtil details of asskickery.
i deman you draw that tatoo!
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"Secreating gobbs of thick, creamy KICKASSERY!"
Quote of the day right there. Boohya.
I have the strong sudden urge to draw a Tiger riding a Shark while fighting a Dragon. Maybe I should get that checked...
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Thought I'd give you the heads up on his finger in panel 3... we can see the bground through it.
YOUR LOSING YOUR TOUCH DAMNIT!!
Very funny comic, best of the series so far ^^
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P.S. Might I add that you have one helluva Avatar.
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Actually, upon CLOSER inspection, I have realised what a dolt I have been ^^
Also, this is your ol' pal Frog's new account. I don't know why I have one, but you know... I got bored.
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don't beat yourself up about it. for the first ten minutes i made the same mistake, until i read through the comments and REALLY looked again.
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I blame those damned masculine arm hairs of his... looks like crease folds in the fingers ^^
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... NO YOU CAN'T! You crazy! 
Seriously, what are you talking about? I even went back to the hi-res version and checked every finger in panel 3, just to find perfection. Dunno what you meeeaaaan.
Although, my style is kinda odd, you misunderstood maybe? No matter! YOU LIKED THE COMIC. that's the important part.
Defending myself,
-John
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dude you just go from strength to strength!
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Looks like that's gonna be gettin' lasered off
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the brilliance of that tattoo goes beyond the power of men. To the understanding of the asskicking!
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HAH. I have seen many funny tatto jokes but yours is so damn funny hahaha. *Ouch my sides*
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remind's me of napoleon dynomite's drawing of a liger (part lion, part tiger)...full with asskicking secretions, i'm sure...
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omg XD that's just like my older brother...he's on the short side, so he gets tattoos to make him feel better. XD he has three of them now
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bwahahahaaha is the pure definition of manliness
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lol... love how he looks so quiet and unsuspecting at the start 
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hehe, brilliant! all the things I'd do to see someone actually get a tattoo like that 
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god you know it's not of the high quality tats... this is going to be rich.
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"...Secreting gobbs of thick, creamy ass kickery!" is one of those lines that even after so much time I still wouldn't expect even the most insecure girlie man to say with a straight face in a comic, OR real life. Seriously man, I don't know what in the hell you're smoking when you came up with that, but you know the rules. Puff, Puff, then Pass...
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Oh my, thik asskikery 
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haha. this one's awesomely awesome.
asskickery is THE best word I've ever heard.
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HeHe that's funny. What are you doing shooting the script, what did it do to you? Itβs not even continues. I want to see proof the there was no plot cruelty committed today, or ells I will sew.
But on the other hand, grate installment!
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Itβs not even Conscious* hehe, I didn't spell-check that right lol.
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i wish i could secrete gobs of thick creamy asskickery.
i guess i will have to get a tiger riding a shark while battling dragon tat aswell... or maybe one of those trendy tribal armbands... i think that would make me badass.
maybe if i got the tiger riding a shark battling the dragon on my bicep, and combined it with a tribal armband, definately.
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A tiger, riding a shark. Kick...ASS 
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the fourth frame has got to be one of the best expressions ive ever seen in a dead days... it rocks to no end... NO END!!! he also said boo-yah.. need i say more on that one? i think not
cant wait for more cant wait for more cant wait for more.... EEEEE!!!!!!
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lol, gobs of asskickery, ROFFLE XD
and battling a dragon, that's great
The Tat. Artist's Expressions are great as well XD
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Oh, yeah you do. You just don't have any idea how frikkin' much! Stay tuned!
-John
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'gobbs of thick creamy asskickery' could sell any product in the entire world.
which is why i'm now stealing it for myself
great comic!
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