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Published: 2013-10-05 21:16:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 23632; Favourites: 276; Downloads: 147
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I got some suggestions after my last comics.had a wonderful idea and wanted to see a close up of a very sexy butt
(we all know which butt 
)So here is a Comic about the... let's call it: The fantasy-armor-problem.
Many fantasy gals have a very sexy armor... put zero protection
I know this is made for the big-eyes-effect but this seems so weird and senseless
Most mess: In ME1 you were able to give your crew armor and aboard they wear her casual look. This was much better and more realistic.
A shame that this is not an option in ME2
So, here you have sex, beautyness... and no fear of heat, damage, bullets and pain
Shepard by PrincessFelia
Samara by Goha
Jack by o0Crofty0o
Miranda Lawson by o0Crofty0o
Helmet by Goha
Tech armor by Goha
Cabin by Annashepard
SSV Normandy SR1 by the-joeblack
Program by XNALara
Mass Effect and its assets belong to Electronic Arts and BioWare
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Comments: 228
EXACTLY my thoughts. It also felt off when I tried to design my Shepard to fit realistically to the setting; simple bun, no makeup, chosen for her badassery and not for having a flawless, perfectly non-unique face. Worked quite well in ME1. Theeeen in ME2, Miranda appears, worn into an outfit that I would NEVER bring to the battle field. (Miranda, u no care of ur ankles? Miranda, u use a megatonne of hair spray?) Boom goes my immersion.
The same trio can also parade also in a quarantined quarian ship with no fear about dandruff and hair and germs getting everywhere...
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You are so right, and thank you for the kind and right words
You know what annyos me too?
The male shep is a muscle man.... and a fem-shep (a female soldier) seems to have not a single muscle in her body
How the hell can she fight and hold up guns
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Troo enough. Though FemShep's frame was never a huge issue for me (minus the weird gradual bust size increase over the games...), even if more fit would have been better (at least like "I clearly see that she has biceps even if she isn't flexing them at the moment" fit). What I have been more bothered about was that the default FemShep has makeup. You have mercs and husks and krogans running at you, and you are worried about your makeup?
I think that what further hinders the creators' will to create versatile bodies is having to use a limited number of base models, easily causing that almost alla ladies have model proportions. If they had an easy way to allow large-scale character customization without endangering rigging and animations, it might pressure the creators to give everyone reasonable frames. ("Must save in production costs, that's why we have ready models and we only change the textures-" "SAY WHAT?")
This gives me hope: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKizv8β¦
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Thanks for the link
I think you are right... to less models.. but this doesn't make me feel better
Yeah, I saw this make up thing on Shep... she is a warrior, not a model.
Worst example is Ashley.
I loved her in ME1 and 2... but in three... I hated what Bioware did to her.
Long hear, bigger boobs no armor... WTF!?
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Game industry is too prone to think that sex sells. Maybe, to a fraction of potential buyers, but by what creative cost?
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I agree with you about the armor.Β They should have had more and better protection when ashore.Β Still, what would ME be without fan service?Β I might even enjoy more of it.
But very funny.
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Sometimes fan service is a good thing, as you can see in the Citadel DLC.
But sometimes is gongs so much the wrong way, as you can see in the Omgea DLC.
And thank you again, my friend
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Mass Effect Asspull tech rule #1: All protection is in the shields... even when they're fully drained.
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Well... then I read the code and the books in a false way
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At least she didn't walk in on the Reds and Blues.
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Simmons: Ma'am, all presentΒ and accounted for.
Caboose: (facing the wrong way) Is he here yet?Β I do not see him.
Meta: (Growls)
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This is why i always take Garrus and Tali, both are always in their armor. #dextroforce
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This is a great thinking
... Mostly I take grunt with me
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The sci-fi version of the chainmail bikini.
At least Shep has real armour.
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Fanatsy armor in space... sexy but... useless
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this is why they always die and you have to kill almost everyone yourself... x)
good job man
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SO true... all the medi-gel for your crew
Only Shepard can save the day
Hihi. Thank you so much
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its a little annoying playing on veteran/hardcore and basically playing alone x)
you still play?
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Sometimes
If I find the time
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Well, these girls are biotics, so they generally always have a barrier. But other than that, totally understand where you are coming from.
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Yeah
I know why Bioware did it: Sex sells... and I have to admitt... I like it
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So true. I can get Grunt and Garrus - they've a whole load of armor on them plus krogans are all-around tough and turians have adapted to radiation. But the ladies? Damn, where is the helmet on/off option when crazy clothing shows its teeth?
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Sooooo damn right
Glad that I am not the only one who tink that
Yeah, Grunt and garrus are armored like the hell... they know that you can die in battle
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Grunt: "I! Am! Krogaaaan!"
Miranda: "And I! Am! Meltiiiing!"
(cue a vividly facepalming Shepard)
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Shepard und ihre RΓΌstung
Damit kann sie ja nicht mit Samara, Miri und Jack mithalten...
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Auf keinen Fall
jedenfalls nicht was Ausseen angeht
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Tehee, witzig wie immer. Und so viel Wahrheit drin.
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Ich danke dir
Freut mich, dass es dir gefΓ€llt
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brilliant idea
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....So what we do? Give the other more suit... or Shep a sexy armor?
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This is so kind of you
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This annoyed me at first too, but then I thought about it, they're all supposed to be super powerful biotics, they use their mind so they can wear sexy suits to appease geeky males behind a controller.
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Yeah, I thought that too... till I remember, that most other asari wear heavy armors... so this is again only for sexy main chas
...but I have to admitt... I love sexyness
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Good point, didn't think of that. I can imagine Samara not having to as she is supposed to be a super powerful biotic, but that doesn't really account for Liara who is just a geeky scientist with biotic power like any other run of the mill blue girl ... hmmmm. --- well I got Thane to dribble over so I am all good.
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Yeah, I think Samara is strong enough to make it... that means (for me) she is maybe a bit stronger than other justicars.
Cuase in the MP of ME3 justicars wear armors
...or they have not such great boobs
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Hehe! This comic is so GREAT!
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