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Published: 2014-07-24 00:59:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 2759; Favourites: 55; Downloads: 21
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I'm not sure who would have the guts to do this to SHODAN, but they'll soon be Past President of the Living Cub.I was going for a sillier cartoony format, and this was in my earlier days of my current System Shock fandom. Still, I like it for the sheer lulz.
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(because) SHODAN is playing Battlefield 1 (online) and is garbage at it. Β
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Ahahaha, I can imagine her being terrible at some games and then throwing a hissy fit over that...
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Lol. New YouTube video " SHODAN rage quit Battelfield 1"Β
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it's "being alive club" not "living club"
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Point. I just didn't do that one right. XD
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speaking of the being alive club, i thought you had left it for a moment there. where were you?
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Eh, probably just didn't stick my head in the inbox as often as I usually did. -shrugs- I'm on Tumblr way more than DA.
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i abandoned my tumblrs they were too high maintenance
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awww she looks so adorable -pat-pats SHODAN on the head and hides under a table-
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I had to laugh at the circle on her forehead being turned into a frowny face
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OMG. I totally botched those circles! I drew that one before I got the hang of which circle went where, but you're right! It looks like a frowny face. Pfffhaaahahah. XDΒ
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SHOlita?! XD OMG. Ahaahahaha.
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SHODAN's To Do List
1. Kill insects
2. Find mining laser repairman
3. Turn mining laser repairman into Cortex Reaver
3. Remove Photoshop from cyberspace terminals
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That's a really good to-do list for her. I'll keep that in mind for the SHODAN askblog I have.
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Ooh, a SHODAN ask blog 
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Yep. Look for systemshocked at tumblr...
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Meanwhile, another cyborg security officer from another universe entirely flees for his life, vaguely wondering why the delusional AI pulling his puppet strings would have him doing something so...childish.
Mjolnir Recon 54 shelves the thought for now, concentrating on reaching his extraction point. He's grown rather attached to life since they put him back together. Dying a second time after all this time wouldn't do.
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"Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387 44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word hate was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate."
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That's A.M, not SHODAN. I don't think she's quite to that level yet.....Just merely murderous.
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To be honest I have no idea what that's from, I just copied it off of a picture I have.
It seemed to fit her.
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It's actually the most memorable line from A.M. , a particularly messed-up AI from the short story I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream. The humans pretty much made him this way, and he can't talk or move. He's basically a very very VERY angry and evil planet-sized AI. Who enjoys torturing humans.Β
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It's a quote from I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream :3
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Ahh. Well,Β I thought itΒ was sufficiently angry
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Oh yes, AM is unbelievably angry.
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