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Published: 2010-06-14 01:02:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 8725; Favourites: 101; Downloads: 190
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Description I was talking on the phone with my BF, and he throws me the line, "Your mother was an Ork and you father smelt of Eldarberries!" based of the insult used by the French soldiers from Monty Pythons Holy Grail. I thought this was absolutely hilarious and absolute genius! Then I told him he should take a pic of one of his marines standing on his bastion and to send it to me. Then I would make a poster with the line. Ahh, I love my BF. <333
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Comments: 37

Stargazzer811 [2018-02-07 05:38:54 +0000 UTC]

You should, he's a keeper for that joke.

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Crowe-le-retour [2017-01-20 17:25:30 +0000 UTC]

Captain Gabriel Angelos:Son of tau!Your mother like big co** of kroots!^^

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TerribilisScriptor [2016-04-20 15:23:02 +0000 UTC]

okay i admit i had to laugh.

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shinalajaden [2013-08-30 23:02:12 +0000 UTC]

...... da fuk OI YA BLOODY GIT GET EM BOYZ *points to the marine sending the orcs at the base into a waaargh*

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foley1310 [2012-02-21 03:50:25 +0000 UTC]

no one can touch me while im insulting u

nice

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juceuk [2012-01-28 10:04:06 +0000 UTC]

LOLZ

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Olaurk [2012-01-26 06:48:03 +0000 UTC]

pures of wins!

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BlackIce1050 [2011-10-24 08:12:11 +0000 UTC]

WIN.

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ColonelYeo [2011-06-30 02:25:59 +0000 UTC]

Haha! Cute.

Now we just have to watch out for giant Tyranid bunnies.

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Demyx-gurl-Xia In reply to ColonelYeo [2011-06-30 06:28:51 +0000 UTC]

xDDD yep! With its razor sharp pointy teeth.

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randomeye713 [2011-04-23 21:17:45 +0000 UTC]


That's cute but if only there was some way of conveying the frenchy-ness then it would be even more hilarious

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MrBeautifulCompany [2011-03-07 01:37:53 +0000 UTC]

Love it

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toht981 [2011-02-25 17:52:46 +0000 UTC]

I might have thought an Imperial Guardsman painted blue would match the Frenchie just fine, and maybe stick a few Space Marines below the castle walls as Arthur and his knights.

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Demyx-gurl-Xia In reply to toht981 [2011-02-25 22:53:47 +0000 UTC]

xDDD that'd be great.

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Coillscath [2011-02-24 08:43:43 +0000 UTC]

AH AM FROM MARS! WHAH DO YOU THEENK AH AM TALKING WITH ZEES OUTRAGEOUS ACCENT?

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Zeredek [2011-02-24 08:13:48 +0000 UTC]

So instead of animals they drop Dreadnoughts and Servoskulls?

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Demyx-gurl-Xia In reply to Zeredek [2011-02-24 13:17:09 +0000 UTC]

indeed. ;3

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zman988 [2011-02-24 06:16:59 +0000 UTC]

Great job! lol I like the puns! Monty Python FTW

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Kane-of-Nod [2011-02-24 01:25:07 +0000 UTC]

very nice!

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Layllowggann [2011-02-23 23:53:30 +0000 UTC]

Just love it,
soooo awesome! xD

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orcbruto [2011-02-23 17:26:01 +0000 UTC]

MWHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAH
This insult makes anyone suicide, even the orks

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JAGO-DAKARI [2011-02-23 06:20:53 +0000 UTC]

What a strange person.

bring out the knights who say 'NI!'

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DanBoldy [2011-02-23 03:20:57 +0000 UTC]

I fart in your general direction!

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dawnofwar1987 [2011-02-23 00:44:12 +0000 UTC]

I can imagine that space marine captain telling Sergeant Tarkus that...LOL.

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barcod [2011-02-22 23:54:27 +0000 UTC]

now go away or i shall taunt you A second time

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Lukas-the-Trickster [2011-02-22 23:44:23 +0000 UTC]

I fart in your general direction!

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LukasEnricBS In reply to Lukas-the-Trickster [2011-02-23 06:50:39 +0000 UTC]

DAMMIT I wanted to say that

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Lukas-the-Trickster In reply to LukasEnricBS [2011-02-23 07:30:57 +0000 UTC]

haha i had to get in there first

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Bhiggo [2011-02-22 23:24:15 +0000 UTC]

Yeah!? Well...

You're an Ultramarine!

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Demyx-gurl-Xia In reply to Bhiggo [2011-02-23 02:57:42 +0000 UTC]

oh no you didnt!

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Bhiggo In reply to Demyx-gurl-Xia [2011-02-23 04:05:02 +0000 UTC]

Yes I did!

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KionoWinterfox [2011-02-22 23:13:55 +0000 UTC]

I wonder why the mighty Marine is hiding....

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MadMarsden [2011-02-22 23:07:40 +0000 UTC]

lol

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GolgothisTitanicus [2011-02-22 23:05:08 +0000 UTC]

hey hey hey, just because its true does not make it fair to make fun of me lol XD

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gdpr-1688292 [2011-02-22 23:01:18 +0000 UTC]

i can swear i saw this somewhere before...

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theeinqusition [2011-02-22 16:11:11 +0000 UTC]

LOL!!!

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SpearofSicarius [2010-06-14 02:40:26 +0000 UTC]

love you too kiten ^3^ i love this picture

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