HOME | DD

Description
Applejack: Urgh... maybe I could use a little help getting peeled up...

Applejack took off her hat and brushed her long, blonde hair aside in the breeze. She had been working real hard today at the farm, gathering fruits and vegetables all day. She sat down for a bit to take a quick breather when Twilight Sparkle came running through the hills, yelling in panic.
"Applejack! Applejack! Y-you've got to do something! There's a stampede of crazy animals coming through! They could cause a lot of damage!"
Applejack pushed her hat down on her head and smirked. With a twinkle in her eye, she got up from her seat and responded bravely.
"Don't worry, I'll handle this! I can tame these animals with ease!"
Her friend cocked her head in confusion.
"Shouldn't you get your family to help you out?" she asked.
"I can handle this on my own!" Applejack responded as she grabbed her lasso and valianty ran off towards the oncoming herd of animals.
Applejack was confident in her skills and wanted to prove that she could handle something like this on her own. She wasn't going to bother anyone else to help her. She pressed onwards, and eventually saw the huge herd of animals stampeding her way. She ran alongside them and began shouting.
"Hey animals! Calm down! Stop! Hey!"
But to her dismay, they kept running. She decided to try and wrangle them all up using her lasso, but that plan was quickly foiled when the rope immediately snapped after catching a raging bull. Flustered, Applejack made one last stand to stop the stampede. With a little too much courage and determination, she jumped right in front of the herd, made a blocking gesture with her arms, firmly planted her feet in the ground, and shouted at the top of her lungs.
"STOOOOOOOP!"
Of course, this plan worked just as well as one would imagine. The animals, unamused by her gestures, continued to stampede right over the cute farm girl. She was immediately trampled flat by the first animal that ran into her. It squashed her down to a quarter inch in thickness. Following this were of course, many other animals stomping down on her squashed body. Applejack felt every hoof and every paw press into her body, smearing it deeper into the ground. The countless sounds of her body squishing and squashing were drowned out by the rumbling of the many animals that continually tenderized her body. Eventually, the chaos resided. What was left behind was nothing more than blonde smear splattered wide across the ground. Applejack had been flattened extremely thin. Her head was smushed out like a pancake, her chest and body squashed and spread out heavily, and her arms and legs had become nothing more than long, floppy ribbons. She sat there firmly pressed into the ground for a good while, completely helpless and immobile in her flattened state.
Perhaps she should have asked for help after all?

===

I'll admit, the pun for this one is a litle on the weak side, but I couldn't think of anything better XD
And at this point, I'm sure you know who's up next

Using another shorter story until ConnTron's is finished once again.

Description
Applejack: Urgh... maybe I could use a little help getting peeled up...

Applejack took off her hat and brushed her long, blonde hair aside in the breeze. She had been working real hard today at the farm, gathering fruits and vegetables all day. She sat down for a bit to take a quick breather when Twilight Sparkle came running through the hills, yelling in panic.
"Applejack! Applejack! Y-you've got to do something! There's a stampede of crazy animals coming through! They could cause a lot of damage!"
Applejack pushed her hat down on her head and smirked. With a twinkle in her eye, she got up from her seat and responded bravely.
"Don't worry, I'll handle this! I can tame these animals with ease!"
Her friend cocked her head in confusion.
"Shouldn't you get your family to help you out?" she asked.
"I can handle this on my own!" Applejack responded as she grabbed her lasso and valianty ran off towards the oncoming herd of animals.
Applejack was confident in her skills and wanted to prove that she could handle something like this on her own. She wasn't going to bother anyone else to help her. She pressed onwards, and eventually saw the huge herd of animals stampeding her way. She ran alongside them and began shouting.
"Hey animals! Calm down! Stop! Hey!"
But to her dismay, they kept running. She decided to try and wrangle them all up using her lasso, but that plan was quickly foiled when the rope immediately snapped after catching a raging bull. Flustered, Applejack made one last stand to stop the stampede. With a little too much courage and determination, she jumped right in front of the herd, made a blocking gesture with her arms, firmly planted her feet in the ground, and shouted at the top of her lungs.
"STOOOOOOOP!"
Of course, this plan worked just as well as one would imagine. The animals, unamused by her gestures, continued to stampede right over the cute farm girl. She was immediately trampled flat by the first animal that ran into her. It squashed her down to a quarter inch in thickness. Following this were of course, many other animals stomping down on her squashed body. Applejack felt every hoof and every paw press into her body, smearing it deeper into the ground. The countless sounds of her body squishing and squashing were drowned out by the rumbling of the many animals that continually tenderized her body. Eventually, the chaos resided. What was left behind was nothing more than blonde smear splattered wide across the ground. Applejack had been flattened extremely thin. Her head was smushed out like a pancake, her chest and body squashed and spread out heavily, and her arms and legs had become nothing more than long, floppy ribbons. She sat there firmly pressed into the ground for a good while, completely helpless and immobile in her flattened state.
Perhaps she should have asked for help after all?

===

I'll admit, the pun for this one is a litle on the weak side, but I couldn't think of anything better XD
And at this point, I'm sure you know who's up next

Using another shorter story until ConnTron's is finished once again.