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Published: 2016-07-25 14:59:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 4457; Favourites: 98; Downloads: 6
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UNLIKE ANYTHING YOU'VE EVER SEEN BEFORE...THRILLING!
DYNAMIC!
BLOOD CURTLING HORRORS FROM THE DAWN OF TIME!
Starring WILLIAM BRYANT, GIL PERKINS, GREGG MARTELL, HILLARY BROOKE, SHIRLEY PATTERSON, and SID MELTON!
Six daring explorers, set out on an expedition into the sweltering, black heart of AFRICA... determined to learn the forbidden secrets of antiquity! Join them as they set foot for the first time in an ancient land TOO FRIGHTENING... TOO VAST IN SCOPE to even imagine! Brave the perils of a forgotten realm as they unravel the very mysteries of creation... and learn the terrible truth behind the "EXTINCTION" of the dinosaurs!
Witness TRUE COURAGE as modern man pits his ingenuity against the overwhelming BRUTE FORCE of a bygone era!
Fall for the sultry charms of two BEAUITUFL MAIDENS, flung out of time and forced to compete for the heart of the same man!
Gaze in wonder at the mysterious SEA OF BONES, and the bubbling, churning lake of lava that rests in its center!
Then quake in fear as the primordial creatures that call this land home emerge from their burrows and spill FRESH BLOOD...
The terrifying MUSSASAURUS, a swift, ruthless predator with a six foot tongue and a never-ending hunger for flesh...
The colossal, twenty ton STYXOSAURUS, a wandering mountain of muscle and scale so big the silver screen can BARELY CONTAIN IT... and it's spine-tingling MORTAL ENEMY, the flying man-eater, GENYODECTES!
Hordes of living nightmares rise from the Earth... like the creeping, crawling ORODROMEUS, swarming in droves to multiply and devour without end!
Then bear witness to the most fearsome of them all, their grotesque master, the sixty-foot SPINOPHOROSAURUS: UNDEAD QUEEN OF THE TRIASSIC! A blood-sucking behemoth, able to defy the very forces of life and death! So GARGANTUAN that bullets cannot stop her! So MESMERIZING that even the TYRANT KING bows before her! A heart-stopping, ceaseless horror that could threaten the very fate of the WORLD, and life as we know it!
See it all, and MORE, in...
VAMPIRE DINOSAUR HOLOCAUST!
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Artwork © Chris Eye, 2016.
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so instead of dying out, the dinosaurs became the first vampires?
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I'm not the only one who read the descriprion in 50's trailer narrator voice,right?
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Damn, I would love to make this movie, in stop motion/live action.
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I totally want to see the other slurpasaurs in this now.
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Fuck you DH, you made me read it all in the Godzilla King of the Monsters announcer voice! And announce it too! It was super awkward because I was in a library! :V
(also, that title is witty as fuck, way to reference three different movie conventions in one xD)
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That trailer dialogue was perfect !! Β Β
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Sounds like the kind of movie I'd wach as a kid 
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