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Published: 2005-11-06 17:51:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 234929; Favourites: 8962; Downloads: 14475
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The goofing off continues.I've wanted to do this for a long time. The only thing that stopped me was the idea of offending people.
But then, it just hit me. People do serious political artwork against the US, and I'll take flak about goofing off with this? Hell no.
So, this is for all of us grammar natzees out there.
Those of us who want to point out every grammatical mistake when we see one. Those of us who want to slap the crap out of whoever makes a grammatical HORROR (not error). Those of us who loathe enormous paragraphs with no formatting whatsoever. Just one huge line of text, without commas! Those of us with dictionary.com in our bookmarks. Those of us who are cool enough to laugh it up when we make a mistake ourselves.The grammatical mistakes at the bottom are intentional to go with the 5th point.
Oh yea, 15 mins in Photoshop. Definitely not my best poster, but It'll do. It'll do.
EDIT: Turns out that I actually misspelled a word in the poster by accident! Not so much of a natzee!
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yes, did you know that what you're looking at right now isn't yellow in any way?
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no, seriously, if you look at your monitor you actually see only Red Green and Blue lights, being reaaaaly close to each other. and as we all know, yellow is made of red and green.
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I wasn't challenging your claim, hehe! I'm a graphic designer by trade, so I better know the RGB system
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indeed, i could've guessed that.
goddamit.
anyways, i gotta go i have a girlfriend to "have fun" with
if you know what i mean
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I hope you don't see much yellow there, either!
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i find it ironic how it says my grammer is gooder when it should be my grammar is better haha
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It doesn't matter if grammar is good or bad because I don't care about grammar.
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Wait, so the level of importance of an issue is directly related how many damns YOU give? Someone had a big helping of arrogance this morning.
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I'm not arrogant just because grammar matters or not.
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You said "It doesn't matter because I don't care" therefore you think so highly of yourself that you can decide what matters or not.
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So I was on ask.fm. The question of the day was "What is your one major weekness?"[sic], so I answered:
Being a Grammar Nazi.
It's spelled weAkness.
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My style is like this:
John said "Are you serious?!" Edward replied "Yeah, I'm fucking serious. If we don't stop the problem, shit's gonna go down real fast." John looked in concern and replied "That's not good. We better fix it fast!"
I limit paragraphs with dialogue to 3-6 stacks of words. Paragraphs with no dialogue can be even shorter or longer. Other than that "mistake" some may say I make, everything else is correct. Misspellings are at 0%, all other grammar rules apply, and words are used correctly.
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Could I be considered a Grammar Nazi if I go through books fixing mistakes?
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No, that's the Grammar Inquisition.
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Mwahaha! No book shall escape my judgement!
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I was thinking that this is oily Russian meme.
Spellcheck is good, but sometimes it fixes meerkat to mere cat. And it can't find a type in the first sentence, "oily" instead of "only".
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Jokes on you, it's spelled Nazi not Natzee
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lmao arehnt wii ahl ? :3
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"LMAO aren't we all? :3"
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Mein grammar ist gΓΌder. All my laughter... I regularly start talking to my books as I point out grammatical errors and typos. And I shout at commercials, posters, billboards and the like when they get it wrong as well.
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Typo's what? Apostrophe indicates possessive.
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It's kind of ironic actually.
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What is the code for that very small lettertype?
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< s u p > and then < / s u p > (without spaces) which creates awesome effects like that: zzzzz
and then there is that: < s u b > and then < / s u b > (without spaces) which creates awesome effects like that: zzzzz
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Heil Spellcheck!
Haha, I'm certainly not someone who goes and corrects everybody's grammar relentlessly... outloud. I do it mostly in my head XD
Love this poster! Great job
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if people are trying to get rid of grammer on the internet, you people got a LONG way to go. :/
and i will NEVER use propr grammer anyways ^^
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that's creepy, but for the better good i guess
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I'm really not sure whether to fave this or not... I guess you could say I'm a "Grammar Nazi" by definition and I really like the design of this, but then... I'm German, so this appellation bothers me a little... but still then... Germans probably are the ones that make the most Nazi jokes, after Americans, I guess...
Argh.
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I'm actually more Grammer Secret Police myself.
HEIL SPELLCHECK!
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First of all, I apply to the first three bullet points. What kind of Grammar Nazi needs a Dictionary? The last one, it goes on and off. And secondly it's spelled Nazi
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Actually, I just carry around a pocket dictionary, it's more convenient.
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So do I, but in the form of an app on my phone
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Well I have the real one. And, strangely enough, everyone I know is mesmerized by how much stuff I have in my pockets.
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