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Description The goofing off continues.

I've wanted to do this for a long time. The only thing that stopped me was the idea of offending people.

But then, it just hit me. People do serious political artwork against the US, and I'll take flak about goofing off with this? Hell no.

So, this is for all of us grammar natzees out there.

Those of us who want to point out every grammatical mistake when we see one.
Those of us who want to slap the crap out of whoever makes a grammatical HORROR (not error).
Those of us who loathe enormous paragraphs with no formatting whatsoever. Just one huge line of text, without commas!
Those of us with dictionary.com in our bookmarks.
Those of us who are cool enough to laugh it up when we make a mistake ourselves.


The grammatical mistakes at the bottom are intentional to go with the 5th point.


Oh yea, 15 mins in Photoshop. Definitely not my best poster, but It'll do. It'll do.

EDIT: Turns out that I actually misspelled a word in the poster by accident! Not so much of a natzee!
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Comments: 2748

MinecraftGal In reply to ??? [2012-11-27 00:00:23 +0000 UTC]


*Nazi
SCREW MY GRAMMAR NAZI'NESS

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black3825 In reply to ??? [2012-11-11 10:26:17 +0000 UTC]

"Laugh it up when we make a mistake ourselves."

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Lookoo In reply to ??? [2012-11-04 22:31:23 +0000 UTC]

Instant favorite!

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emilymajor23 In reply to ??? [2012-10-22 21:11:13 +0000 UTC]

Heilarious

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Auzeras In reply to ??? [2012-10-20 20:22:14 +0000 UTC]

This reminds me, i must fix the breaks on my car.

Heil

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Els236 In reply to ??? [2012-10-20 19:37:36 +0000 UTC]

omg I love this XD

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Katttty920 In reply to ??? [2012-10-05 01:37:17 +0000 UTC]


This is awesome! XDD

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JP20Boss [2012-10-02 15:21:40 +0000 UTC]

Hilarious xD

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aaammmsterdddam [2012-08-30 14:08:49 +0000 UTC]

If I wasn't broke I'd buy this as a mousemat print ^^"

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scificat In reply to ??? [2012-08-20 12:37:51 +0000 UTC]

Dictionary.com in bookmarks? How about having its app installed in Chrome next to the address bar!

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BelaRoseWolf In reply to ??? [2012-08-20 05:20:19 +0000 UTC]

AHAHAHAHA!!! This is truly great...

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ameliaparcel In reply to ??? [2012-08-19 03:37:58 +0000 UTC]

but but but but but but but ISN'T IT SPELLED NAZI?!

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dinyctis In reply to ameliaparcel [2012-08-19 05:23:17 +0000 UTC]

No.

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MinnowPsycoKitty In reply to ??? [2012-08-17 04:00:57 +0000 UTC]

Heil Spell-Check! [derp]

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hetaliayo In reply to ??? [2012-08-12 00:52:00 +0000 UTC]

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SlippyMagnus [2012-08-11 02:33:46 +0000 UTC]

Amazing

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Black-Angel-Dan [2012-08-06 20:38:39 +0000 UTC]

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sbarr12 [2012-08-03 20:19:13 +0000 UTC]

......ok?

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DamselStock [2012-08-01 21:15:20 +0000 UTC]

I am often called a "Grammar Nazi" and the "Copyright Gestapo" quite regularly. Ironic, because I am a Jew.

Heil Spell-check!

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skater-con-filmm In reply to ??? [2012-07-19 00:13:14 +0000 UTC]

haha, love it! I hate it when people use the wrong word. XD

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TheVirtualPoet In reply to ??? [2012-07-16 09:11:04 +0000 UTC]

Heil Spellcheck!

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Myah-Sierra [2012-07-14 16:29:05 +0000 UTC]

Love it )

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Oesile [2012-07-14 13:17:38 +0000 UTC]

Literature is art and the basis of civilization. A sentence is more than just a message. It's an endless formula of codes, that have deep roots in our understanding.
It's not just English. It's a world to explore, full of grammatical rules you wouldn't even imagine. In japan, the verb "To be" is not a verb, but more of a particle "desu". Comparing language is the true joy of literature, as every language has a flavor you didn't grasp before, but now can understand.
I myself speak Italian, Dutch and English, yet I never divulge further in this mystery.
I believe that it's something collective. So I will now tell you, that my "grammer" is wrong. It has to be grammar.
I'm not a native English speaker, but I approve of Grammar Natzee.

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JirachitheGreat In reply to ??? [2012-07-08 20:00:54 +0000 UTC]

Your grammar is not...ugh, gooder! IT'S BETTER! And alot is not a real word you monsters! GRAMMAR FOR THE WIN!

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SonikaCain In reply to ??? [2012-06-29 20:56:23 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Tanglenose98 In reply to ??? [2012-06-29 17:54:56 +0000 UTC]

I thought you were making fun of the Grammar Nazi's at first. XD I laughed. Then came your "EDIT: ..." XDDDD I laughed. So. Freaking. HARD!!!

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dtjb1 In reply to ??? [2012-06-23 06:10:40 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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MPgirl911 [2012-06-13 22:45:10 +0000 UTC]

My friends have called me this before...

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edwardcullenisafairy [2012-06-10 11:46:49 +0000 UTC]

Yay!!!

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Drawings-of-an-Owl In reply to ??? [2012-05-20 19:54:22 +0000 UTC]

I iz ttly a gramur nazi. Mai gramur iz so goodest!

Anyway, awesome picture.

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pressf In reply to ??? [2012-05-12 01:16:02 +0000 UTC]

This describes me perfectly.

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ZippyDSMlee In reply to ??? [2012-05-08 13:02:34 +0000 UTC]

Its wonderful *eyes melt into joyous goo*

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nuazka In reply to ??? [2012-05-06 05:29:06 +0000 UTC]

It's supposed to be "better", not "gooder"..

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dinyctis In reply to nuazka [2012-05-06 12:57:39 +0000 UTC]

That's the point.

And punctuation is supposed to be inside the quotes.

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nuazka In reply to dinyctis [2012-05-06 13:07:54 +0000 UTC]

Oh.

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Forcedlactationlover In reply to ??? [2012-05-02 02:54:52 +0000 UTC]

While I could easily be considered a Grammar Nazi, of the five items listed here, by far the most important is the last. If I can't take the joke that I sometimes become, I am worthless for many reasons, the worst of those being hypocrisy. (In my case, as a lousy typist, I'm all-too-well aware of the ease of having an error slip through. I only really get annoyed when someone clearly hasn't taken much time to check. My other virtue is that I truly want to help any foreigner who wishes to use a difficult foreign language [English!] better.)

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Gh0stdance In reply to ??? [2012-05-01 15:23:46 +0000 UTC]

lol dis is funni now i @nnoi @hvery 1 i @m so cul w/ my ub3r l33t tiping know 1 c@n cump@r not even u gueys ok kcyWbai no im not le@ven i ws kiding hahahaha so wat now r u ok is ahvery1 ok cuz im ok r u ok i hav a quston im too stooped two google i wood axe her yea ok u all sux bye
















































































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DragonPowa In reply to ??? [2012-04-29 19:26:31 +0000 UTC]

Is a grammatical horror when people type like "OMG i lyke ttly gna go on a datez wit meh bf!!!!!!!!1!!one!!"?
Because I want to pimp slap every person who types like that.

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NEONGANGSTA In reply to ??? [2012-04-26 12:49:28 +0000 UTC]

hahaha this is hilarious!!!

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Larkwing [2012-04-15 18:08:44 +0000 UTC]

I need this poster. It's pure, concentrated awesome. XD Being a Grammar Natzee is hard work, mhmm.

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Gurt-B-Froe In reply to ??? [2012-04-05 04:43:16 +0000 UTC]

Ha ha! I try my best, but sometimes I just have a real hard time with grammar...

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Gurt-B-Froe In reply to ??? [2012-04-05 04:40:27 +0000 UTC]

Um... I think Natzee is spelled Nazi...

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dinyctis In reply to Gurt-B-Froe [2012-04-05 11:48:51 +0000 UTC]

It is not.

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Gurt-B-Froe In reply to dinyctis [2012-04-05 21:08:35 +0000 UTC]

No? Oh, I get it. We spell it differently over here.

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dinyctis In reply to Gurt-B-Froe [2012-04-06 02:38:35 +0000 UTC]

You're right, but I misspelled it on purpose to get a point across.

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Gurt-B-Froe In reply to dinyctis [2012-04-06 02:40:19 +0000 UTC]

Oh, o.k. I see. Thank you so much!

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RedMoonRogue [2012-03-28 22:58:22 +0000 UTC]

This is just beautiful.

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nabcgb In reply to ??? [2012-03-26 23:51:40 +0000 UTC]

You forgot I'll

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randomizator In reply to ??? [2012-03-16 20:52:55 +0000 UTC]

this is the bestest thing i've ever seen... really cool !!!

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dragonfire1000 In reply to ??? [2012-03-11 05:09:30 +0000 UTC]

Oh my god yes! Just yes!

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