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**DO NOT COPY, TRACE, STEAL, CLAIM AS YOUR OWN, UPLOAD ELSEWHERE ELSE WITHOUT PERMISSION**I shouldn't be drawing this 9_9
Anyway, many fans and I have been wondering about the possible LIs (Love Interests) for female Shepard in Mass Effect 2.
Jacob's videogame is Mass Effect Galaxy or something like that.
Mordin is said to be like Clint Eastwood.
It is rumored that Garrus is a potential squad mate. Same goes for Legion.
I hate asari aliens, I hate paladins. I hatex2 asari paladins.
In my imagination the Normandy A.I. talks like GLaDOS from Portal.
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Yes, I did nuke Kaidan. Sorry, but I could not let one of the best scripted characters of the game die.
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Oh hai, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato.
Chorus
Why did you try and come over here?
Chorus
You're not hungry are you? What's that in your hand? Knowing you it's a deep fat fryer! He he he he. That's right, a potato called you fat, it wasn't anything personal, just, you know, you did kill me.
Po- Ta- To (x4)
Chorus
Clap, Clap Clap Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing,ο»Ώ so we have that.
-CharLimit-
Chorus: POTATO-TATO-TATO-TATO-TATO-TATΒΒO-TATO- POTATO-TATO-TATO-TATO.
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my reaction to legion when i found he was "following me" i was like, I never knew some geth had stalker programs in them
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Lol. I wanted to rip my hair out whenever I met jack too. And I laughed at the Legion part. I know this is a stupidly late comment but eh. What the hell.
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GARRUS!
and lol on the altair thane
and grunt....
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That last panel gave me an idea: "Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"
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I LUV'd Miranda's panel- I LOL'd so hard! Yet ironically, I HATE her! Why? She said it herself. P.S. she doesn't look like her here! Funny!
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altair *cross it out* thane....
HAHA..i loved tht part.
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Wow. WOW...I can't believe you properly guessed the frog skin thing. That in itself deserves a 
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Yeah, that was a lucky guess! And I wrote it just for fun, I didn't thought his skin really caused hallucinations.
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I killed Kaiden. Not only was he not useful (to me) in combat, but I disliked his character.
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He was useful to me as tech specialist / biotic, but I still disliked him
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Heh, I was a vanguard and I kept Tali for Tech.
I'm wondering if Alistair from dragonage is the same way... (I'd hope not)
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Well, Alistair *does* whine from time to time, but he's 100 times better than Kaidan
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Oh good, thanks for the comfort in that; dragon age just finished downloading! ahah
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Funny, according to 99% of the fanfiction Garrus and Shepard were madly in wuv from the instant they laid eyes on each other. Makes it odd playing Mass Effect 1 and seeing a general lack of chemistry between them.
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the Mordin panel makes me crack up every time
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Well, Kaidan and Gann are both LIs for female characters, but besides that they have nothing in common
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Dunno why but whenever i see Garrus' window i get the "What is love! baby dont hurt me...dont hurt me....no more" song in my head
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Considering that your femshep was the one that nuked Kaiden this whole thing reaches a new level of hilarity in the final panel.
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Legion: ...and I have a vibrator function...
This is just great! Mordin has to be my favorite. Awesome job!
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I LOL'd 
Anyway,
this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist.
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I did find Kaidan annoying too, that's why I let him die on Virmire
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Hey,
I'm terribly sorry if I've asked your permission before to showcase this piece in the #masseffectclub 's gallery, and am now asking again. Due to a terrible mix-up some of the deviations in our club gallery disappeared and now I'm going through stuff to restore the lost deviations - only there are so many I don't know which ones were originally refused by the artists and which ones just disappeared.
Without further ado, it would be an honor to showcase this in the club.
Best and sorry for bothering you!
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No problem at all 
I'd also like to join the club, I've just submitted a request.
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Request granted, definitely - welcome to the club! 
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haha the best was Samara "Im an Asari Paladin!"
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Oh my God this made me laugh so hard! Especially Grunt and EDI. For that I magically make Kaidan alive again for you! (but Ash has to be dead now. Sorry 
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Oh noes!!! Now I have to kill Kaidan again ~_^
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I am begging you to please make a Garrus valentine saying "Love is everywhere!"
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This is great! I love the Portal reference with EDI! X) Jack cracked me up in this, too. She's totally nuts! But real fun to take on missions! Although I DO miss the elevator conversations with Wrex...
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Wow, this is pretty much win. I love Jack, even thought she's pretty terrifying. Have you played the second game yet? It was pretty boss. And anyways, this picture is...
Well, I already said I liked it. That art is really cool, too, so, I dig this.
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Also, love is everywhere just like enemies. That's probably one of my favorite quotes from him, because he screamed it once every four seconds in battle.
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Jacob's got his own game huh?
Wonder how he's gonna do that from beyond the grave?
What? It wasn't my fault!
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Yes, Mass Effect Galaxy or something like that, for I-Phone I think. Uhm, you can clearly see from what I've written that I don't know much about that XD
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The only thing I'd change is that I think Garrus should do a Fonzie double thumbs up and say "The scars are for the Ladies."
And Mordin should be saying some long winded explanation about sexual reproduction.
Otherwise, everything else cracked me up. You were pretty accurate for before the game's release.
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the cake is a lie! Oh I love the portal reference.
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Mordin is more like sane Dr Rorschach
with a nice singing voice
Legion is a true bro
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