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**DO NOT COPY, TRACE, STEAL, CLAIM AS YOUR OWN, UPLOAD ELSEWHERE ELSE WITHOUT PERMISSION**I shouldn't be drawing this 9_9
Anyway, many fans and I have been wondering about the possible LIs (Love Interests) for female Shepard in Mass Effect 2.
Jacob's videogame is Mass Effect Galaxy or something like that.
Mordin is said to be like Clint Eastwood.
It is rumored that Garrus is a potential squad mate. Same goes for Legion.
I hate asari aliens, I hate paladins. I hatex2 asari paladins.
In my imagination the Normandy A.I. talks like GLaDOS from Portal.
[SPOILER]
Yes, I did nuke Kaidan. Sorry, but I could not let one of the best scripted characters of the game die.
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Comments: 101
Ekkena [2010-02-01 06:38:36 +0000 UTC]
Hahaha! This was hilarious. I loved the last panel. I was so pissed when I discovered I had to choose between Ashley and Kaidan. I sent Ashley with the samarians (I think I spelt that right) so I figured while Kaidan was arming the bomb I could save Ashley. I got Garrus and Wrex all geared and was like, "yeah! We're gonna kick some Geth ass and save Ash!" Get halfway to her position just for the game to be like, "haha bitch! I'm gonna make you choose between your friend and your love interest. Take that and suck it!" >.< I saved Kaidan, partly for the sake of the romance subplot. Sorry, Ash.
To be honest, Kaidan is one of the best romance options I've seen for females in RPGs. Usually the female romance option sucks. Typically they end up being the whiny paladin-y type. I was sad to let Ash die though. I didn't like her much in the beginning but after having talked to her, she turned out to be a cool character.
I would seriously die laughing if Wrex turned out to actually be an option in the second game. Garrus might be interesting. Tali was one of the characters that I was left wanting to know more about. I felt she was a little underdeveloped.
Anyways, I've wasted enough of your time with my ramblings. Awesome comic! ^.^
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Epantiras In reply to Ekkena [2010-02-01 10:20:26 +0000 UTC]
Well, [ME2 spoiler] Tali is a confirmed squad mate in ME2, her character should be more developed this time [/spoiler]
Wow our opinions about Kaidan are exact opposites
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Ekkena In reply to Epantiras [2010-02-01 22:26:41 +0000 UTC]
That's awesome. I think Tali is cool.
Well, I don't have much to compare Kaidan to. Compared to Casavir and Anomen, Kaidan is extremely interesting and multifaceted. Haha! I found that in most RPGs, the female love interests always suck. Except for NWN 2. Both the male and female love interests sucked in that one. Hell, romancing the gnome bard (I forgot his name >.< ) would have been better then Casavir. I don't remember Casavir ever getting to the point of his bitching. Hahaha!
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LordBloodySoul [2010-01-31 15:57:09 +0000 UTC]
Hahahahaha! We girls get kicked again in games
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NIELSPETERDEJONG [2010-01-30 19:33:11 +0000 UTC]
Best scrypted characters is Ashley? In what way do you mean?
Nothing against Ash, just curious i let Ashley live as well because of her bad-assity
Though *spoiler* I'll probably go for Tali this time
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Epantiras In reply to NIELSPETERDEJONG [2010-01-30 20:12:42 +0000 UTC]
I mean her conversations are some of the most interesting. The flow of Ashley's conversations is very natural, is almost like seeing two real people talking: her and Shepard start talking about something and then end up somewhere else. One of them starts from Ashley receiving messages from family: then you start talking about a misadventure of one of her sisters, then about her father, poetry and then God.
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teneery [2010-01-26 21:42:50 +0000 UTC]
[link] - spoiler.
Well, maybe it's still asari, but not a paladin at least
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RQL [2010-01-26 14:24:41 +0000 UTC]
Many Lulz were had when reading this ! Glad i came across this
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littlegoblet [2010-01-26 11:09:35 +0000 UTC]
I don't know much about mass effect but it was humourous seeing all the different facial expressions with the different races and characters.
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Zousha [2010-01-24 21:40:21 +0000 UTC]
It's probably been mentioned before, but Garrus IS definitely back and joining your team. I haven't heard any rumors confirming or denying a romance with him...though I don't think that'll stop the legions of Garrus/Shepard shippers out there.
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Revanette [2010-01-23 21:49:06 +0000 UTC]
Thane, Tali and Garrus are all confirmed now; not sure how much you want to be spoiled, but two Tali romance scenes are here:
[link]
[link]
But what takes the cake (no lie this time, no matter what GlaDOS says ) is human-turian sex advice from Mordin Solus. Careful, not entirely work-safe due to epic lulz:
[link]
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Epantiras In reply to Revanette [2010-01-23 22:00:33 +0000 UTC]
Oh noes XD anything but Garrus! But I bet Garrus fangirls are going to squee all over the place now. Thanx for the links!
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Revanette In reply to Epantiras [2010-01-23 22:10:03 +0000 UTC]
The squeeing has already begun - this was posted just a few hours ago. But no news on a Legion romance, sadly
Mordin Solus is officially awesome - he sings Gilbert and Sullivan... in SPACE! [link]
But you're entirely welcome - I love Garrus' disco pose in the picture. Now I picture him in bellbottoms and with an afro, for some reason, lol.
There's still speculation that Joker might be a romance, since there's that Kelly Chambers chick for guys, but I'm not holding my breath. Fanservice ahoy!
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Epantiras In reply to Revanette [2010-01-23 22:22:54 +0000 UTC]
Yep, I thought the same about Kelly Chambers / Joker, but some Bioware dude said each gender got 3 LIs, so I guess he's not romanceable. Unless the whole K Chambers thing is a bluff - and the 3rd romanceable female is Tali. Hey, if girls get Garrus, I suppose males can get Tali.
Well, I hope Thane will be an interesting character, he's been written by the same guy who wrote Ashley's dialogues (and she's one of my favourite ME1 characters, together with Wrex).
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Revanette In reply to Epantiras [2010-01-23 22:31:56 +0000 UTC]
So far, he does look interesting. Is it just me, though, or does Bioware have a thing for making assassins fem!PC love interests? First Zevran, now Thane... of course, they seem completely different, as far as the previews go. I just don't see myself as romancing Jacob. For some reason, nope. But Joker would be great, even if Seth Green said somewhere that his only romance is the Normandy's flight controls or something like that.
I like most ME1 characters, except for Liara. The fanservice is just so obvious and she doesn't have any real purpose beyond exposition that could easily have been handled differently. I just hope Samara doesn't turn out to be an asari Casavir, that would be irritating as hell.
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Ekkena In reply to Revanette [2010-02-01 06:42:38 +0000 UTC]
I just have to jump in and say that Casavir was the WORST female love interest EVER! Even worse then Anomen from Baldur's Gate 2 in my opinion. I was just thinking that a Joker romance would be interesting. He was one of the characters I wish I could have had more interactions with.
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Epantiras In reply to Revanette [2010-01-23 22:40:35 +0000 UTC]
Oh noes! Asari Casavir XD I shiver with fear.
Yes I remember Seth Green saying that Joker's only romance is the Normandy AI... aka EDI - that's why I listed "her" in the FemShep LIs speculation pic ^_^
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Revanette In reply to Epantiras [2010-01-23 22:45:25 +0000 UTC]
Imagine the epic Joker/Shepard/EDI love triangle! Possibly with a companion cube thrown in as the best friend secretly in love with one of them.
I do wonder what Mordin would have to say about sex with Joker, though. Chafing doesn't begin to describe it.
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Epantiras In reply to Revanette [2010-01-23 23:02:35 +0000 UTC]
Awww the companion cube! I still have tears in my eyes!
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Revanette In reply to Epantiras [2010-01-24 17:45:25 +0000 UTC]
Perhaps the Mako could fill that role in the romance.
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Epantiras In reply to Revanette [2010-01-24 18:41:35 +0000 UTC]
[spoiler]there is no Mako, but a similar vehicle available as DLC *sadface* [/spoiler]
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Revanette In reply to Epantiras [2010-01-24 19:20:42 +0000 UTC]
Oh, thank God![spoiler] No more trying to cross those insanely steep alien mountains! Wonder how the side quests will be organized, then.[/spoiler] But Bioware sure likes its DLC nowadays. So, 3 love interests for girls, four for guys (assuming Kelly is actually a LI, not a dramatic camouflage maneuver.) Yep, Thane it is for me - Garrus and his Flux disco music is just a little... awkward.
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Revanette In reply to Revanette [2010-01-24 17:50:03 +0000 UTC]
Garrus lovin' scene is up on youtube! Damn, he does like his disco music
[link]
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Hallowedlady [2010-01-22 19:51:18 +0000 UTC]
Well, we;ve got two decent romamces this far...let's just who else we get, and by that I mean I hoe it isn't Samara, seriously that woman is just too annoying.
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Kyero [2010-01-22 18:06:06 +0000 UTC]
btw i dislike asari's, its like the only reason their there is for lesbians.
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Epantiras In reply to Kyero [2010-01-22 18:58:30 +0000 UTC]
Nah, I think asari are there for men playing as Female Shepard
And btw I hate the asari. And paladins. So Samara is an asari justicar = paladin therefore I 100% hate her already XD
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Kyero [2010-01-22 18:05:25 +0000 UTC]
hahaha at first i thought it was another Asari lesbian fangirl but you totally rocked my mind XD
but don't hate on Tali plz when waering the suit she's fine at any distance
and she's romanceable and gets out of her suit with Male shepard. and no their not ugly.
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Sternguard [2010-01-18 02:29:08 +0000 UTC]
Yeah that is a important point for the new game, all thou from what there saying so far you can't get any of your old love interest to join your mission all thou supposedly you can still interact with them in some manor which is sad.. I want my little Asarai bookworm back.
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Hallowedlady In reply to ??? [2010-01-17 20:53:51 +0000 UTC]
Well we have Thand and Jacob...which is good but I want someone else.
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Jinjer91 [2010-01-12 08:37:01 +0000 UTC]
Thane and Jacob have been confirmed as female LIs
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Epantiras In reply to Jinjer91 [2010-01-12 09:45:53 +0000 UTC]
Yes, everybody saw it coming
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Epantiras In reply to Zeba-chan [2010-01-11 18:55:42 +0000 UTC]
Juhani, a character from Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic rpg (also by Bioware)
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dennistraberg [2010-01-11 07:16:05 +0000 UTC]
Ahahahaaaa...
Subject Zero...
And Normandy's AI.. When did Normandy merge with GLADOS?
Awesome strip..
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Flying-seacow [2010-01-10 17:49:04 +0000 UTC]
This is awsome in so many words I cannot pick one.
Especially Grunt and Legion, I was soo close to choke on my supper.
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Cornuthaum [2010-01-02 15:33:13 +0000 UTC]
No Wrex = Sad panda time he made ME1 memorable. well, Wrex and Garrus, both of which are wearing cloaks of Awesome.
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Watashiwa-Nanashi In reply to Cornuthaum [2010-01-02 22:07:30 +0000 UTC]
Hahahah, Im with you Corn. I used Garrus and Tali through the entire game, but there's something charming about Wrex's attitude.
And hey, if you convince him to not try and shoot you, he shows up again in ME2!
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Cylexus [2010-01-02 01:52:33 +0000 UTC]
Heh, funtimes to be had in the mystic land of Mass Effect.
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LINCARD1000 In reply to ??? [2010-01-01 22:54:59 +0000 UTC]
No, Kaidan noooooooooooooooooooooo! He was so pretty! Useless, but pretty.
And I just love the one you did for Grunt. Pity he is very unlikely to be a LI :-P
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KarenGriff In reply to ??? [2010-01-01 21:29:04 +0000 UTC]
that will happen in me2?? XDD man this is scary XD
i like your funny comics about the bioware games
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Lun-Sei [2010-01-01 18:33:38 +0000 UTC]
Garrus???!! Se c'Γ¨ Garrus come romance option, ho finalmente un motivo valido per giocare a Mass Effect 2!!! Conto su di te per tenermi aggiornata chΓ© con tutti i giochi che escono per PS3 l'anno prossimo non so praticamente nulla di nulla di ME2. So solo che Thane mi sta sulle scatole. XP
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Mutamarrid [2010-01-01 18:27:21 +0000 UTC]
Haha! Nice one. Mordin is definitely a keeper.
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Rzepik In reply to ??? [2010-01-01 18:19:28 +0000 UTC]
Last one FTW XD
Ma'am, you're evil.
XD XD XD
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