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Yeah, Ragna gets the short end of the sanity stick, even here.
: I'm surrounded by a bloodthirsty and insane vampire, a rich asshole with a dragon fetish, a yandere from a bad VR anime, a little girl with a scythe, and a time travelling cross-dresser with no social skills. What did I do to deserve this?
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: You know, if I were petty. I'd take exception to that.
: And it's because I'm rich, that I'm allowed to have my "Dragon Fetish".
: Hey fuck you Ragna. SAO wasn't that bad-
Everyone: It was...
: Y'all can go suck the fattest of dicks right now.
: Fuck you Ragna, I'd rather have no social skills. Than be someone who rides his anger and testosterones like a local whore. Seriously, do you ever have an off switch to your anger and yelling?!
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: Do you have an off switch to a backstory worse than Guts'?
Me: Jesus, I never expected you to curse Lucina, I guess Sully or Vaike must have taught you. Asuna, the reason SAO was bad was because of your husband/boyfriend who's blander than Corrin. I actually understand your problem Kaiba (You're past self had a crap life). Alucard... i'm not gonna say anything because I don't want to spend a day with blood spilling everywhere. ...wait, where's Ruby?
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Me: I'm gonna have to stop you right there Ragna. I don't think anyone has had it worse than Guts. If I'm wrong, then tell me. And while I can't really refute that about Corrin. At least with him; the only reason he's like that is because he was pretty much locked away in a castle. Pretty much his whole life. Then he suddenly get's thrusted into a war. So you can at least excuse that personality. Kirito doesn't really have an excuse. He's just a boring Gary-Stu MC.
Everyone: *Nodding* Yeah, that's true.
: I swear I hate all of you sometimes.
Me: As for where Ruby is. . . . *Snaps Fingers revealing an image*
: This. Is. AWESOME!!!
*Ruby and Yang were flying around in a giant mechanized version of Black Ace. Surrounded by multiple explosions going off at the same time. Who was actually Geo somehow transformed. img15.deviantart.net/e3a9/i/20… *
: Girls, this is last time I'm letting you do this with me.
: Aw Why?
*Geo deadpanned as he pointed his robotic hand to the army of Fighter Robots (Gloucesters) Surrounding him*
: I don't know, maybe because YOU GIRLS PICKED A FIGHT WITH THE PRINCESS OF BRITANNIA?!
: . . . .Not Apologizing. She needs to lighten up.
: *Sigh* I swear, if I didn't love you Yang.
*End Scene*
Me: Yeah, so they might be a while.
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: ...you do know that was Sam speaking, not me, right?
Me: Did it REALLY take you that long to respond? Also, to put more emphases on the thing of Corrin or Guts having tragic backstories, read this, straight from TvTropes (which has more info than the BlazBlue wiki itself, surprisingly);
- Just when you thought Ragna couldn't be more of a tragic character, piecing together several critical plot details of the Central Fiction story mode reveals that he has had absolutely no control over his own life and destiny, and the cruel wheel of fate forced him into becoming the bitter, hateful, vengeful anti-hero we were introduced to in CT. He is the titular "Central Fiction". That is to say, he's the hero of the story Rachel told him in CP. The girl who wants to be saved is Amaterasu herself, the Origin, a godlike being powered by a forsaken child who desires only to see the person who matters to her the most again, but in her hysteria due to not getting her wish continued to make the timeline and suffering of everybody else repeat for eternity. To her, only Ragna mattered, and the rest of the cast have suffered because of her wish. The monster and villain of the story? Susanoo, AKA Yuuki Terumi. Ragna and Susanoo were destined to be enemies from the very beginning. Because of Susanoo's hate and spitefulness towards Amaterasu, he actively went out of his way to target the person she wanted to save her. At long last, the reason Susanoo really has a bone to pick with Ragna is finally revealed: because he's the one that his sister has designated to kill him, he devoted himself to making Ragna suffer. It's immensely satisfying to see his ultimate plan to kill Amaterasu and become the new, evil god of the world go horribly awry due to the very monster he shaped, but Susanoo's legacy still lingers like a curse from beyond the grave. His actions turned an innocent boy who only wanted to live in peace with his family and protect them into a sad wreck of a man writhing with bitterness and hate, who is eventually forced to suffer struggle and eventually die, for the sake of the world, sacrificing his own chances at happiness so that the world of the people he's come to know and even love, which has eased his pained heart and soul, can live on without fate fucking them over.
Me: Yeah, Guts has a shitty life, but Ragna's takes the cake. But Corrin might be worse, being locked away and becoming a Kirito.
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Me: . . . Jesus, talk about life giving you the middle finger before you even had a chance to live. And Sorry for responding late; was sleeping off my F-ed up body. Is not feeling well at the moment. But that ain't really stopping me. But regardless, Susanoo is ROYALLY petty to do all this shit to Ragna. I guess this is where the saying "Ragna did nothing wrong" derives from. But that's why I side with Ragna above all else.
: . . .Wow, it's even more messed up rereading why my life is like this. Man the creator of BlazBlue really went all out on my ass.
Me: *Pats him on the back* Yeah. . . And also, let us pray for the poor soul that is Corrin. For he never asked for the life that he got. All he just wanted was peace.
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Me: Now I see why you took a while. And yeah, poor Corrin. He's in Fire Emblem Fates, lost his father, was a poor recreation of Robin and ended up becoming a Kirito.
: Wait, from that flashback, didn't you say that Ruby and Yang...
: Picked a fight with Britannia?!
*Meanwhile*
: FOR BRITANNIA! *Fires several rockets from his nightmare*
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Me: You guys JUST realized what I said?!
*With Geo and the others*
: *Throws up a Barrier to block all the missiles* Hold the fuck up!!! *Send a private chat to Lelouch* Lelouch is that you?! The fuck are you doing?!
& : *Controlling Geo beating up other Knightmare frames while Geo was on the line with Lelouch*
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: The fuck am I doing? Protecting my country! I'm the one that should be asking; the fuck are you doing?! Why'd you pick a fight with one of the most well-armed countries in the world?! And WHY did you try shooting the building Nunnaly and Euphemia were in?!
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: *Glares at Ruby*
: Oops... *Laughs sheepishly*
: As for beating up armed forces from Britannia. I'm sorry for my dumbass girlfriend.
: Heh. Eyy
: Wait... Did you say, "Protecting your country"? I thought you hated Britannia?
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: *Looks around* I'm hiding with the enemy until my return for season 3. Anyway, give the call to Yang. I need to ask her something
: Hello?
: WHAT! IN THE FUCK! MADE YOU THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO PICK A FIGHT WITH BRITANNIA?!
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: Hey it's not my fault. Your sister picked a fight with us.
: You expect me to believe-
: Actually...
*Le Flashback*
: Halt you in the unidentified Flying Knightmare. State your purpose.
: *Thinking* Oh Crud. Look we want no problems. We're just flying over your nation on a test flight. Nothing more, we're just leaving.
: You're flying over Britannia. In a obviously threatening Knightmare Frame. Of course there's going to be a problem.
: Don't you call my boyfriend a threat Lady! We just told you we were flying over with no issues whatsoever.
: Oh My, what a young voice. I didn't know you had a mouthy brat in there.
: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BRAT YOU OLD HAG?!
: *Twitching* Did...this child. Call me an old. . .hag?
: Uh oh.
: All units, focus on the Black Knightmare Frame. I want them alive. . . or dead.
*Flashback End*
: And that's what happened.
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: ...you could have said WHICH sister. I thought you meant Nunnaly or Euphemia. Wait, that flashback only showed you two, what about Ruby?
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*Le Flashback Again*
: *Snoring soundly until...*
*BOOM*
: AH!!! I'M UP! I'M UP!!! *Accidentally hit's Geo's missiles button firing random missiles*
: Uh oh. . . Hope that doesn't hit anything.
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: *Laughs at flashback* I'd recommend you get your ass out quick. Suzaku's coming...and he's not under supervision.
: TIME TO GET WRECKED MOTHER FUCKERS!! *Drives his nightmare smash into Geo*
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: Yang. . . Give me free reign of my body.
: Okay? *Sets everything to Autopilot: Geo*
: COME GET SOME KURURUGI!!!
*30 Minutes Laters*
: WHOA SHIT!!! *Falls in his broken Lancelot*
: Bored Now...
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: All right. Geo, I think it's best if you get out quick before they decide to nuke the place. Tell Uncle Alucard and the others I said hi.
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: Got it. *Creates a portal and leaves. Just in time as a stray missile flies past where he just was*
: DAMN!!!
*Back with the others*
*Yang, Geo, and Ruby all popped back into Sam's place*
: Yo everybody.
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Me: Hey guys.
: What gave you the BRILLIANT idea to fight Britannia?
: Yes, please, tell us your BRILLIANT idea!
: I bet it's the most BRILLIANT keikaku you have ever made!
: ... why are they putting emphases on 'brilliant'?
: ...Ragna really wasn't joking with the social skill thing, was he?
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: Okay first off, we didn't WANT to fight Britannia. THEY wanted to fight US.
: And to answer your question about WHY we did what we did.
& & : Just felt like going for a walk.
: *Grins like a proud father*
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: Oh! That reminds me. You went to Britannia, right? Did you see my nephew by any chance?
: You have a nephew?
: *shows them all the family tree*
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: And suddenly everything makes sense somehow.
: Oh yeah, Lelouch says hi. *Sees Alucard's Family Tree* Geez and I thought my family tree was crazy.
: Yours?
: As BlackAce, Yang & Ruby know. I'm not really from this timeline. So if my Family Tree clashes, then you know that's the reason. *Shows the family tree*
Geo's Family Tree:
PARENTS: Mother: Hope Stelar; Father: Sol Badguy
SIBLINGS: (Eldest Brother) Ragna the Bloodedge, (Eldest Sister) Milly Ashford, C.C, Kallen Kozuki, (Youngest Sister) Shirley Fenette
RELATIVES: Mom's Side
GRANDPARENTS: Tsunade Senju (Naruto), Dio Brando (Jojo Bizarre Adventures)
GREAT-GRANDPARENTS: Goku (DBZ), Usagi (Sailor Moon)
RELATIVES: Dad's Side
GRANDPARENTS: Alucard, Seras Victoria
GREAT-GRANDPARENTS: Jeanne, Bayonetta
: Obviously there's still more to cover. But for the most part. This is basically how it is with my family.
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: Jeez, and I thought Ragna and Jin Kazama had weird families.
: HEY!!
: I mean, she's not wrong, considering that you and Terumi are technically related...
: STOP! REMINDING ME!
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: Yay! For fucked up Families!!!
: You need some serious help.
: Ragna. . . I have two Vampiric Grandfathers, Aliens for my ancestors, A couple of Witches, YOU as a brother.
: HEY!!!
: And an Older Sister who was SO obsessed with me. Me and My parents had to split her up into four girls. Otherwise she would've nuked the entire world. Because of her thirst for me. WHAT makes you think I was ever sane?
: Eh, he's got a point there.
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Me: Well, the number of f**ked up families are riculous. I mean, look a the Nohr royal family. It's exactly like the Britannian empire. And then in the case of Ragna, well, here's a list of everybody that he's related to technically: Jin, Noel/Mu, Rachel, Nu, Lambda, Izanami, Celica, Nine/Konoe, Jubei, Kokonoe, Hakumen, Naoto Kurogane, Tsubaki, Yuuki Terumi/Susanoo, and that's JUST of playable characters!
: W-wow...
: Now I get why Jin watches the "Kill your family show..."
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: *Deadpans to Ragna* Least your sister doesn't try and rape you in your sleep.
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Everyone but Ragna:
: HAH! GOTCHA THIS TIME! *Hell's Fangs Ephraim out of the room*
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: Okaaay?
: He really hates that Ephraim doesn't he?
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: He's so annoying. Do you have ANY idea how many times he says that word and brings up his twin sister?
: Why would he keep bringing up...oh god.
: Oh no...now I feel sick.
: *Sigh* What is wrong with Lord Ephraim?
: Um, what are they talking about?
: Eh heh, Ruby, you don't want to know.
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: *Checks Time* Oh Yang, come on let's get going. It's almost time.
: Sweet, I was worried we'd run late.
: Running late for what?
& : We're doing lunch with My/Geo's Ex-Wives.
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: Ex-Wives?
Me: So...you're on good terms right?
: And I though Kirito had problems with women.
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: I was always on good terms with them. It's just. . . *Scratches Head* The only reason I divorced them. Was because I couldn't handle to the two of them being at each other's throat every two seconds.
: How bad we talking?
: From the stories he's told me. Every time they argued, a city tended to get destroyed.
: Sounds like Asuna when she's moody.
& & Me: That's true as hell.
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: Wait, similar to the rumour whenever Kaiba smiles a puppy dies?
: ...
: NO! *Smacks Kaiba across the face* I can't risk Zwei dying!
: But isn't Zwei full grown?
Me: I dunno. Either way, that slap Ruby gave Kaiba was priceless.
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Me: *Post the slap on the internet* Aaannd, we already have 200,000 views.
: A-Anyways... Who exactly ARE your Ex-Wives?
: Why do you care?
: Boredom really, plus I wanna know. Who you got together with before you ended up with Yang.
: Yeah, not gonna lie, I'm interested as well.
*Geo shrugged before pulling up their pictures. The first was a woman with long green hair: orig12.deviantart.net/5c83/f/2… *
*And the second woman. . .Well. . .See for yourself: s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/o… *
: Seeing how beautiful they were for the first time. I'm proud to say it's an honor share the same dick these ladies once fucked with.
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: Wait, how did you get it on with the wife of Master Jubei and my technical adoptive aunt?
: i'm more impressed with the fact that he got it on with Lady Palutena.
:...
: Well they sure are big...
: ...and I thought my past self had good taste in women. : *Claps due to impressive Ex-Wives*
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: *Blushes* Come on Guys. It's not THAT big of a deal.
Everyone: Bull. Shit!!!
: You fucked a Goddess and a Hot ass Witch! I'd say this is more than deserving of praise.
Me: Also, bear in mind Ragna. Alternate Timeline. The Konoe you know, is different from Geo's Konoe.
: I guess that's true.
: And you say, you're on good terms with them.
: Yeah, surprisingly.
: That, and they still want to jump his bones.
: Wait...what?
: Come on Geo, you'd have to be pretty slow to not realize they still want you. And to be honest, I don't really mind.
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: I have a suggestion, have you ever heard of the term "foursome" Geo?
: Ragna, why are you covering my ears this time?
: ...*mouthes*(you don't want to know)
: And there you have it. I mean, Asuna did it with Kirito, Lizbeth and Sinon-
: WHAT?! I DID NOT!
: And i'm sure Kaiba has it in his dreams with all three copies of the Blue-Eyes White Dragons.
: ...i can neither confirm or deny that.
: So...what do you think of my suggestion?
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: *Blushes* Uhh....
: I'm cool with that. *Holds up Scroll which was on speaker* Girls?
: I'm in!!!
Konoe: Name a time and a place, and I'm there!
: And there you have it folks. A boy is about to get laid to three beauties at the same time. I've never been more proud.
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Me: Congrats Geo, your gonna get 3 pairs of tits in your face.
: You now remind of someone similar called Issei Hyodou.
: Oh you mean that pervert?
: You mean the miraculously successful 'harem king'?
: Oh right him. I met him that one time the Hellsing Organization met that Occult Research Club or something. He was a worthy opponent.
: i remember him! He was nice.
: Yeahhhh. Anyways, good luck on your uh, foursome Geo?
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: *Beings dragged by an excited Yang* Thanks. . . *The two of them disappears*
Me: *Sniffles*
: Are you crying?
Me: Because I'm so proud of him. He's come a long way from being a quiet introverted boy.
: Uh huh. . .
Sam: So aside from Geo going to get laid. What's on the agenda now?
: Well, I guess I can ask Kaiba what this is all about. *Shows newsfeed on scroll*
*SETO KAIBA AND YUGI MOTO: WASHED UP HAS-BEEN DUELISTS?*
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: You DO realise that article is kind of old now right? Yugi got the title back because by some miracle he recovered the Exodia cards.
: Wait, when the hell did that happen?
: Uuh, i'm guessing like what, 3:00 AM? Yugi was out on a late night stroll and found them on the beach. He then re-challenged him and won back the title.
: Uh huh.
: Besides, I don't know if i'll continue duelling professionally. Kaibacorp's joining up with the Leo Corporation to further Duel Monsters effect in the gaming industry.
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Me: Huh, well that's good to now. *Whispers to Sam* Geo threw the match didn't he?
Sam: *Nods*
: What's the Leo Corporation?
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Me: (Yeah, he did throw the match, but he met up with Kaiba earlier saying that he didn't want the title in the first place)
: The Leo Corporation is the main gaming company in Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V. It was founded by Leo Akaba, and is currently run by his son Reiji Akaba, a fellow Yu-Gi-Oh! rival. They're also the creators of ARC (Augmented Reality Combat) System, which gave the Duel Monsters solid form without magic.
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Me: Ah I see. And I'm guessing the partnership is going well between the two companies?
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: Yeah, I actually act as a dueling instructor for Reiji, and they're working on making Pendulum Blue-Eyes monsters as well.
: (Because she doesn't know about Duel Monsters that well) Hm, I wonder how Geo's doing now?
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: *Looking at something* Yeah, that's right you dirty slut. Work that shaft.
: Alucard. . .What are you looking at?
: The miracle of birth. The fuck you think I'm looking at. Geo pounding the shit out of some sexy women.
Everyone: Huh?
: Gotta say, kid keeps impressing me. Did not expect him to be so. . . "Well-Equipped".
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: First of all; none of that in front of Ruby. Second of all; HOW IN ALL OF GOD DAMNED FUCKING IKARUGA ARE YOU WATCHING THEM?!
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: Okay, FIRST off Mr. Noble. You already did the nasty with Ruby so don't even bother with that holier than thou shtick. Second off, I see ALL with my familiars. How do you THINK I'm watching them?
: Oh...
& : . . . . . .Can we watch?
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: You guys are all messed up. Anyway, I have a business meeting with SOL Technologies. Don't do anything stupid, alright?
: *Watching* Huh, now I get why my master fell for her.
: Huh, this reminds me of my first time.
: First time for sex or a foursome?
: ... *Enabler Genes Surfacing*
Me: You're all
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