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Sam: *Sees Five Fists flying towards him and Ephraim. Get's punched through the door*
Me: Now I see why you say he's annoying.
*Over an Hour Later*
Me: This is actually better than any porn video. I've seen.
: Hah! Pay up Asuna. Yang blacked out first!
: Damn... *Pays Ruby* I thought Yang's semblance would make her last longer than Konoe. Can't believe you acted betted AGAINST your sister.
: I can't believe you're actually betting on who lasts the longest? *Whispers to Alucard* 50 bucks on Palutena.
: You're on pretty boy.
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Me: Gah, how hard did you guys punch to send me AND Ephraim several miles away? *Notices they're still watching* Jesus Christ, they've been on for that long?
: I'm back from my business meeti- ...$20,000,000 on Nine.
: So... round two? I chose Nine and $100 this time.
: You're on! I bet the same amount on Palutena!
: Man, they've been on for a LONG time now. Is it like the 17 time Geo came?
: Strange, I counted 24.
(Let's finish this tomorrow, this is too priceless to leave unfinished.)
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Me: *Laughing* You're both wrong, 32.
: You guys are taking this WAY too seriously.
Me: *Looks at Lucina* . . . . . . . . . .
: *Sighs* You know what fuck it. $200 on the Goddess!
(A/N: Sure, I'm laughing but getting tired at the same time.)
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: Huh, and I thought that doujinshi of me after the events of The Spectacles of Eros was erotic.
: Ooh, that was a good one!
: Looks like Lady Palutena is winning!
: Hm, I actually say that Nine is winning.
: C'mon Lady Palutena! Pass out so I can get that sweet prize money!
: Uh, Asuna, why is there a puddle at your feet?
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: *Blushes* It's nothing!!!
: Really? Cause it looks like you're getting off on-
: I SAID... It's Nothing...
: Alright geez...
Me: Wait... What's Geo doing?
*Everyone looked back to scene and saw Geo take a brief pause. Surprisingly he looked a bit spent. Taking a deep breath and exhaling. Geo snapped his fingers and soon Palutena, Konoe, and Yang (Who just woke up again) Found themselves surrounded by a group of Geos everywhere. The Girls looked at each other wide eyed, before Palutena brought out a small bag*
: Senzu Bean?
Konoe & : *Takes a bean* Senzu Bean.
*The girls took said bean and was instantly revitalized. That was there only warning before the group of Geos was all on top of them*
Everyone: *Shocked*
Me: I think. . . we just went into overtime. . .
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: Since when did Geo learn Naruto's shtick?
: I'm wondering where Palutena got a senzu bean.
: Simple. She's a goddess. That's like being rich, but better.
: Well, Yang never showed me something like THIS.
: Shh, quiet down kiddies i'm trying to watch the show.
: *Nods to show agreement with Alucard*
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Sam: I'm expecting this end not the way everyone thought. But at the same time, not surprising in the least.
Me: Same. . . and if it's going to go like how I think it will... Yo lemme get in on this pot!!!
*2 Hours Later*
: *Fanning himself with his hands* Phoo, that was intense. *Smiles* That was a nice round girls. We gotta do this again.
*There on the bed sat Geo, highly satisfied. Surrounding him was Palutena, Yang, and Konoe. . .All completely unconscious at the same time*
*DING* *DING* *DING*
KO: PALUTENA, KONOE, YANG
WINNER: GEO
Everyone: *Shocked*
Me: Someone pick up that phone, cause I FUCKING CALL IT!!!
Sam: . . .Again, not surprising in the least
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: I guess you could say, 'Astral Finish'?
: That was one of the most intense things I have ever seen.
: You know, i'm glad Geo gave Kaibacorp back. Seeing this makes me worry what would have happened.
: That's .... quite the mess you left there Asuna. You might wanna clean that up.
: Sh-shut up!
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Me: Yeah, no kidding. *Lifts his foot up from the puddle* This is kind of a hazard.
*At that moment Geo teleported back to the group. Barefooted while wearing a pair of jean shorts*
: *Spent* Hey guys, I'm- YIPE!!! *Slips and falls on his back with an audible splash due to Asuna's. . ."puddle"*
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: Great, look at what you did, you made Geo slip? Are you happy?
: Well, it's his fault for teleporting onto it! The baka!
: A-alucard! Don't drink that!
: But it tastes damn close to blood.
: Let me get rid of it. *Turns hand onto seither claw and proceeds to evaporate the puddle with dark energy*
: Wait, did you leave Yang back there? Unconscious?
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: Don't worry Rubes they're fine. She's just gonna be. . . Out cold for a little while.
Me: You're trying not to sound smug are you. You little prick?
: *Shrugs with a playful smile*
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: Jeez, you've become a smug c**t now, have you?
: Heh! Now I see why Yang started dating you!
: Now THAT was a katana! Several if them!
: And I thought Robin was good when it came to shipping.
: This is, undoubtedly, one of the most proudest moments of my life.
: ...you know, i'm curious why you're not questioning how we saw all of that.
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: Cause I'm not really surprised. I knew for a fact Alucard was gonna spy on us. He always spies on people whenever they're having sex.
Everyone: He does WHAT?!
: I'd deny such claims. . . but then that would make me a liar.
: You...You perverted Vampiric-
: Oh don't even you hypocritical brat. How many times have I caught you outside Ragna and Ruby's window whenever they're doing the deed?
: Wait, Asuna does what?
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: Wait she does WHAT?!
: Wow, just WOW Asuna.
: And I thought Vaike and Anna had peeping problems.
: *Giggling and wearing a shit-eating grin*
: I absolutely hate you Alucard.
: Now I have to make sure Kirito ties you up before we do it.
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: Or at the very least. Find a different place on where we do it.
Me: *Falls on the ground laughing*
: Anyways... *Stretches and cracks his back* *Sighs* I came here, because my adoptive little sister is coming to visit.
: Your sister?
: Yeah, she found out about the little escapades I've been making to here. And threw a fit, demanding I bring her here to meet all of you. Especially Ragna and Alucard.
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: Wait, why me and Alucard?
: It ain't obvious Ragna? We're members of the Red Coat Badasses!
: Huh, little sibling eh?
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Me: Wait... by little sister. Do you mean...?
: Bunny-Chan.
Me: Oh. . . Ohohohohohoho
Sam: What's so funny?
Me: If it's Bunny coming for a visit. You guys are in for quite a time. Bun is possibly the most hyper girl. You'll ever meet.
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Me: Dude, i've met Ruby, Nora, Makoto and tons of other hyper girls. I think I can handle it.
: Oh, damn. I have a second meeting with SOL technologies in an hour. Tell me how much pain you all felt when i'm back everyone.
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: Well, I better go get her then. *Leaves via teleportation*
: . . .I got a bad feeling in my gut right now.
: What makes you say that?
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: Everytime I have a bad feeling, I usually get stabbed through the chest.
: So... you get bad feelings every two days?
: I don't think it will be too bad. I mean, younger siblings can't be that bad, right?
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???: It's you! RAGNAAAAAAA
*Everyone jumped as a Blonde, red & black blur tackled and slammed straight into Ragna's chest/gut*
: Ugh, you see?!
: At...least it wasn't a blade this time around.
: *Jumps out of a portal frantically* Did anyone see a blonde little- *Sees Ragna on the ground* ...Nevermind.
: I'm assuming this is Bunny?
: Yeeeah, though Ragna might mistake her appearance for...
: RABBIT?! What the hell you think you're doing?!
*On top of Ragna was none other than Rachel Alucard. . .Or at least the girl LOOKED like her. This Rachel, who was bearing a huge playful grin, had her long blonde hair flowing down, with a bow tied at the back. She was wearing a simple sleeveless black casual dress, going down to her knees. A red sash that tied into a large bow in the back with two ribbon going down. She was completely barefooted, and had studded wristbands and shackles on her ankles.*
???: *Confused* Rabbit. *Pouts* I'm not rabbit. I'm a cute little bunny *Taps Ragna's nose* BUN-NY!
: *Sigh* Guys, meet Raye. Otherwise known as Bunny-chan.
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: Why does she look like the Rabbit so much?
Me: Why does she have shackles?
: Why did she charge into Ragna like that?
: This is adorable!
: Oh you are just a TREAT.
: ...get OFF him.
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: Okay, to answer your question as to why she looks like your Rachel. Like I said with me being from another timeline. She's the alternate Rachel Alucard. Who I just name "Raye". As for Charging Ragna *Sees Raye hug Ragna deeply. You could practically see hearts appearing above her head* She's a deep Ragna and Alucard Fangirl.
Sam: And the shackles?
*Suddenly Raye started floating with Ragna in his arms*
: Hey, hey, what the hell?!
: *Snaps fingers and light chains shoot out from the shackles and stabs into the ground* She doesn't have full control of her flight ability. That's to keep her from flying everywhere.
: *Notices Raye standing next to him now with Starry Eyes* Sup Kid?
Raye: *Summons a huge gun almost over half her height. Imagine it in Red and Black: pre13.deviantart.net/ecc0/th/p… * Sign my Crimson fucker Railgun Please?
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: *Stabs his hand with his finger* Anything for a fan! *Proceeds to sign using his finger and blood*
: Um, could you put me down?
: Yes, PUT HIM DOWN.
: Don't. You two look adorable!
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Raye: *Starry Eyed, She lets go of Ragna and clutches her newly signed Railgun happily*
*Just then there was a bright flash of light before it died down, revealing Raye as a hot blonde woman: i.redd.it/5hdy0x2c6cxy.png *
& & : WHAT THE HELL?!
Raye: *Drops her gun and arms spread out* *Mature Sexy Voice* My body is Ready. Take me now.
: Excuse me?!
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: Wait, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! I'm not gonna-, wait, if she's your younger sister, and i'm technically your older brother, wouldn't that be-?
: Disgusti-?
: NOPE! We're NOT bringing him back!
: A-and besides, he's already taken!
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Raye: Who said I wanted to sleep with Ragna? *Hugs and rest hand on Alucard's chest* I meant this guy.
: Again, EXCUSE ME?!
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: Oh thank god.
: That's right! Only I can have his "Bloodscythe"!
: i'd usually start fucking the red right out of those eyes, but i'll need your brothers consent first.
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Raye: *Pouts* Geo Please-
: LIKE HELL!!! *Smacks Raye upside the head with a fan. . .that appeared out of nowhere* I told you before. I'm not letting you use your adult form. Just so you can screw Alucard. Damn your Vampiric Raging Hormones.
Raye: Hmph, meanie... *Lets go of Alucard and transforms back* Leave it to you to be no fun.
: Don't you sass me. You're 100 years too early to do that.
Me: Anyone finding this to be kind of entertaining?
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: Aw, come on! i'll be gentle!
Me: I haven't been this entertained since I saw the final duel in Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V.
: I don't know if I should feel glad or insulted she didn't want me.
: INSULTED. : Uh huh, wait isn't that Yuzu's fan?
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: Stay out of this Alucard. You're definition of gentle would end with multiple claw marks and bite wounds.
: Like I said gentle.
: And as for you *Turns to Raye* No.
Raye: *Puppy dog eyes* Please?
: No.
Raye: Please?!!!
: NO!
(Raye): *Transforms to Yang using her voice Voice* Pretty Please?
: What the-?!
Raye: *Transforms back to normal* PLEASE?!PLEASE?!PLEASE?!PLEASE?!PLEEEEAASE?!?!?!?!
: *Telepathically to Geo* Geo, you may as well concede.
: Palutena, you're awake now?
: Yeah we woke up a while ago. But back to matters; Raye's tantrum is never going to end if you keep this up. You may as well let her have what she wants.
: . . . *Groans* FIIIINE!!! *Raye gasps excitedly* 30 Minutes. That's all you-
*Raye already ran inside a bedroom with Alucard being dragged behind her*
: . . .*Deadpans*...get.
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: Yeaah, this one, i'm not going to watch.
: I know what to do then, Ragna~
: You know what? Why the hell not?
*Ruby and Ragna leave*
: Asuna no.
: Asuna yes!
Me: I'm not gonna try and stop her.
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: Asuna... *Hogties the girl* Be all tied up.
: HEY!!! Lemme go, I'm missing prime action here!
Me: We just watched a near 4-hour fuck fest between Geo and his harem.
: . . .Correction. I'm missing SECONDARY Prime action here.
*30 Minutes Later. The four of them comes back*
: Happy now?
Raye: *Large Dopey Open-Mouth Grin* That Was. The Best. 30 Minutes of my LIFE!!!
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: *Still on the ground* Huh, i'm surprised there's no blood.
: Told you all i'd be gentle. Where's Raggy and Rubes?
: THEY WENT TO HAVE SEEEX! IN BEEED! WITH PROTEEECTIOOON!
Me: Jack?! What are you doing here?!
: KAIBA CALLED! HE SAID THAT HE WAS GOING TO BE OCCUPIED FOR THE WHOOOOLE WEEK, SO HE CALLED ME TO TAKE OVER FOR HIM!
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: Why in the living fuck are you screaming?
: BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT?!
Konoe: *Appears with Yang and Palutena* *Lifts Jack up by his neck holding up a flame lit hand* Keep screaming and I'll sodomized with this fire dildo.
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: THIS IS HOW I NORMALLY SPEAK! You'd rather I speak in an extremely racist Australian accent?
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Me: Not going to lie, I kinda liked it. That and it was kinda hilarious at time.
*Soon Ragna and Ruby appeared*
: Where were you two?
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: Uhhh, nothing?
: I believe that this is a necessary time to scream. *Ahem* YANG! RAGNA WAS GIVING RUBY THE SEX! IN BED WITH PROTECTION! There i'm done.
: ...shutupshutupshutup!
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: He WHAT?! *Charges after Ragna*
: Eat a huge Atlas! *Braces himself for pain until...*
: Hey, AH! What the-?!
*Yang was suddenly on the ground. Her arms pinned painfully behind her back. Raye (In her child form) sitting on top of her glaring down at her*
Raye: *Angry* You're not hurting Ragna on my watch!
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: I guess this means I can do it with Ragna whenever I want!
: Well, I never thought i'd see the day where Yang can't beat me up. And now, *holds up Jack by the collar* WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!?
: *Looks at Konoe and she nods* BECAUSE IT WAS FUNNY! AND I LIKE TO SCREAM! I HAVEN'T EVEN SAID MY FAVOURITE LINE! CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!
: ...I think my ears are bleeding.
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: *Struggling* Get. OFF!!!
Raye: NO!
: *Sigh* Raye, get off my girlfriend please?
Raye: *Blinks* Eh? But I thought *Points to Palutena and Konoe*
: Yes, all three of them are my girlfriends. Now if you please?
Raye: *Nods and gets up from Yang who rubs her sore arms*
: *Mumbling* You got lucky this time Bloodedge.
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: *Can't hear thanks to Jack* What?
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Konoe: Here Ragna *Walks up and heals his busted ears* Better?
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: Hah, thanks Nine. Anyway, what was that Yang?
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: Nothing you need to worry about...
: Well on another note. Jack how are things in New Domino city?
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: I need you to be more specific. Are you referring to the New Domino City from 5Ds or the New Domino City from Arc-V?
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Me: 5Ds. *Thinking* Considering I haven't seen Arc-V nor give a shit about it. Tbh.
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: Alright, first of all, you SHOULD give a damn about Arc-V mate. It's like a crossover between GX, 5Ds and ZEXAL. It brought back me, Crow, Alexis, Aster and Kite for gods sake mate! And second of all, New Domino City is doing great! We've been rebuilding the economy ever since the villains destroyed most of it. And Yugo and the others from the Synchro dimension have been supporting us as well! So overall, we're doing fine. YOU SHOULD TOTALLY WATCH ARC-V! IT HAS MEMES EVERWHERE! *Ahem* I-ignore that.
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Me: Alright Jeez.
: *Suddenly starts laughing*
Raye: Big Brother why are you laughing?
: Sorry Raye. I just remembered a moment in Arc-V. Where Jack nearly got fucked up by his own D-Wheel... *Burst out laughing and falls to the ground*
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: That only happened ONE time in Arc-V, and it was NOT funny. Battling the Supreme King Dragon God Zarc was harder than I thought.
: Will someone PLEASE untie me?
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