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radiantsong [2021-02-27 05:53:17 +0000 UTC]
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AnataraKentara [2016-07-08 15:15:28 +0000 UTC]
Reminds me of the 'Smiling Knight', which Ser Barristan Selmy fought in ASOIAF's backstory.
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zaffreen [2016-06-21 20:00:07 +0000 UTC]
You are a peasant in a small village controlled by an evil baron and you just finish your dinner with your lovely wife until someone knock on your door.
"Knock, knock".
You go to see who is knocking your door in the middle of the night and you are shocked when you see a big evil shadowy figure standing in front of you and he pushed you until you fell to the floor.
you can feel the force from that heavy push and you feel helpless and unable to stand. the big evil figure start to appear from the shadow and started to ask.
"Am I handsome?",
It took you a second to answer the question.
you answered.
"No (he stab you with his pike)" or "Yes
He come closer to you and put a big evil smile,
"How about now" he ask.
"No" or "Yes"
He bite your neck off. He hold your head and pull your mouth down until your cheek is torn apart and it appear like his.
The evil figure gone with the mist and the incident left your wife traumatized and unable to speak for the rest of her unhappy life.
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JKL-FFF [2016-06-15 19:10:04 +0000 UTC]
Behold, the fearsome highwayman known only as "The Jester".
A knight errant all in black, with the bat for his sigil, has made it his mission to bring this brigand baron of banditry to justice.
The knight is known only to the grateful peasantry as "DIE FLEDERMAUS" (because they're German)!
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Drew-the-Red [2016-06-15 19:03:37 +0000 UTC]
Tfw you're at the coronation of Edward the IV but you know it was you who shagged the queen while King Henry the VI was off fighting the french
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kdpxva [2016-06-15 18:50:31 +0000 UTC]
I like how the head is colored and the rest is "blank". What a corrupt knight... I like this a lot.
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Scholarly-Cimmerian [2016-06-15 18:47:22 +0000 UTC]
If he says "Why so serious?" or "Let's put a smile on that face" then we're REALLY screwed...
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280077s In reply to Nighteba [2016-06-15 18:53:51 +0000 UTC]
He's starting to make trouble in my neighborhood...
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Nighteba In reply to 280077s [2016-06-15 22:51:43 +0000 UTC]
Wow, so you got in a littl fight & your mom got scared?
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280077s In reply to Nighteba [2016-06-16 14:00:04 +0000 UTC]
She said I'm livin' with my Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air xDDDDDD
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280077s In reply to Nighteba [2016-06-16 19:14:42 +0000 UTC]
Yo holmes, smell ya later!!! xD
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Ritualist In reply to kdpxva [2016-06-15 20:43:32 +0000 UTC]
Only plebs wouldn't understand it.
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EthicallyChallenged In reply to Ritualist [2016-06-15 15:24:05 +0000 UTC]
Hahaha you cracked me up
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Orestix [2016-06-15 14:41:34 +0000 UTC]
L'homme qui rit de Victor Hugo? Or just, Jack Nicholson as Joker ?
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EthicallyChallenged In reply to Orestix [2016-06-15 15:25:48 +0000 UTC]
Just some dude who popped up in my imagination last night, minutes before I fell asleep.
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