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EthicallyChallenged β The Flying Spaghetti Monster
Published: 2009-10-08 16:02:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 15314; Favourites: 313; Downloads: 570
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As an artist and a Pastafarian, I deemed it necessary to heed the calling of his noodliness and commence work to bring His glory to the two dimensional surface.And I have used the principles of composition, of values, of line, and chromas, and I have painted pixels in his image. Blessed be the FSM for giving us the rules of composition!
And I arranged the masses of light and dark, and behold, they pleased His noodly Eye. Blessed be the FSM for creating contrasts in value!
And I cooked spaghetti for visual reference, and rendered His holy form, guided by His Noodly Appendage. And I have consumed the spaghetti, and rejuvenated by this holy communion, I placed the highlights upon his noodles. Blessed be the FSM for creating light and shadow, so that we could see our pasta!
And I placed colours and pirate regalia upon the army of His deciples, and behold, I spent many a day putting details in their midst. Praised be the FSM for showing us the way, for to err is human, but to Arr is Pirate.
R'amen brothers and sisters, may the image of His Noodliness please thy eye.
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Arrrrr! Thankee, matey!
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This looks great!
Specially the rainbowlike reflection on the sword is great, it give it a great feeling of real metall!
But i muss a bit scars, maybe it is just me, but i mean pirates should have many scars!
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Thank you! The reflection is supposed to be the parrot, I'm glad it seems metallic to you 
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No, i wouldn't call that look magical - but normaly metall reflect colorus (as far as i know)
Ramen
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Yarr, matey, I be in with all our Pastafarian brothers and sisters. Arr.
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D'ARRR, bless your Sauce, matey!
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An' blessed be yer meatballs, arr.
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You have been touched by His Noodly Appendage to be able to produce such a master piece. Better than Mona Lisa I say.
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Thank you! May the FSM bless your sauce!
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Very good, but I do believe the fat guy is actually Buddha, who has been blessed by our Noodley Creator with facial hair, and has taken to wearing the eyepatch because he thinks it looks cool.
And so it does.
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R'amen brother! You may be right...
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Blessed be those who spread the word of the noodle through art!
You're awesome.
rAmen.
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Blessed be thy sauce for those kind words!
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our creator has bigger balls
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On an entirely unrelated note, did you know that the upside-down cross is the Pope's symbol?
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I knew that! I am the fucking pope, jesus christ, and god himself after all
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Just making sure, mate. I've seen too many unintentionally hilarious Satanists, and have too little faith in humanity's fact-checking ability, to stop myself from checking on things like this.
Incidentally, since you are those three, mind sending me a bag of Doritos?
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I'd fave this twice if I could.
Random internet browsing brings you amazing places
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Thanks a lot! I wish I had time for strolling through cyberspace... Glad you like the pic!
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Arr matey! May his noodly appendages touch you always. RAmen
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R'Amen, my brother in FSMhood.
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May the sauce be with you, brother!
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His Noodliness would be pleased with your depiction of him. :]
R'Amen.
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Arrr! Glad you like it! May the sauce be with you.
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Looks great! A bunch of plan cool pirates. Arrr!
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Darrrr! Thank yee!
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ha, dobry pomysΕ ze spagetti potworem 
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mi siΔ ciekawe detale, ΕwiatΕa i bliki, szczegΓ³lnie na twarzy czarnego, podoba mi siΔ odbicie twarzy w noΕΌu tego goΕcia co go w ustach trzyma
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To nie mΓ³j pomysΕ!
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My his noodley appendage bless you and your work.
Your work is a beautiful, beautiful thing.
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Very very very good.
Your best work so far.
Great skin tones.
Congratulations bro.
I think I know one of the guys there. hehe
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Man, its pretty cool to see your progress. Specially after seeing what we were doing last year at Lavender Hill. hehe
I wish I could see some stuff from the other guys as well.
Anyway, lets be fucking powerhouses man!!!! No more "so so" stuff!
Lets study hard to do fucking great stuff! Aye?!
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REPENT PAGAN SCUM!
THESE BLASPHEMOUS ACTS WILL EARN YOU ETERNAL SUFFERING IN GEHENNA!
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Hmmm... You sure you like Rob Zombie's music, kid?
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Yes, it's wholesome and pure. Why?
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LOL now convince the churches to play it.
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As a matter of fact, our local community already plays godlike metal and our reverend is a divine rap artist, using inspiring Psalms.
His stage name is β MC ChildInside β .
Know him?
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If I ever feel an urge to go to church, I wanna go to yours.
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Erm... may he bless you with his noodley appendage...?
This religeon's a joke, right?
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Keep your blasphemy to yourself and visit the Church's website
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