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i replayed sequence 8 so that i could get the Desmond skin (and make him ride unicorns! ) and the part where Cesare is being a brat and saying "WHERE IS THE APPLE!? IT'S MINE NOT YOURS!" i started to think 'what do the guards think when they hear them screaming about that?'Friggin' fruit lovers!
Assassin's Creed Brotherhood (c) Ubosoft
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Over by the pavillion at the St. Peter's Basillica's courtyard? Coming right up!
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Lucrezia: You...never loved me?Β Β
Cesare: Where is the Apple? Tell me!Β
Lucrezia spits at her brother, Cesare slaps her hard and starts to strangle her.
Cesare: Tell me!!! Β
Lucrezia cries and sobs.
Cesare: Am I hurting you?
Give me the Apple!
It is mine, not yours.
Where is the Apple?
Cesare: Smart decision, little sister.
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Ezio: All right, Cesare, I'm coming through that window.
Ezio gives last rites to the late Rodrigo Borgia.
Ezio: Requiescat in pace.
Lucrezia: I know... I know where that bastard is going. San Pietro (Saint Peter's)... The pavilion in the courtyard.
Ezio: Thank you.
Ezio left the Pope's quarters to find the artifact, and tried to exit the Castel through the front gates, though he ran into Cesare on his way out.
Cesare: Assassino! (Assassin!)
Ezio: Cazzo. (Fuck.)
Cesare: I will come for you later.
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omgsh I remember how many times that repeats when I fell off of the castle too many times haha : )
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You fell so many times just to hear Lucrezia crying and Cesare assaulting her? Wow.
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um no i was bad at the game but ok
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The Borgias gave up all ideals on the Templars and focused only towards power, thus leading to the Dark Ages of the Templars.Β
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I love the way you drew Lucrezia, she looks like she's chewing something.
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Lol i crapped myelf from to much laughter then fell on the floor and died XD i got better though
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lol
oh good i was about to ask!
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I was thinking the exact same thing! I bet they were thinking "Try an orange!!"
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Damnit!!! My excitement over this made me spill my soda all over me. True story *curses*
It's still good.. still good. Got some left.. precious soda..
This baby's going straight to the favs!
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lol sorry about the soda! everything is going to be a sticky mess! :V
and thanks!!!
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I wanted to finish that mission so fast because I was so annoyed by Lucrecia crying T_T
And yes..When I think about it now it sounds so silly xD
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i know, her crying was very annoying because it was repetetive.... and it didn't help when you kept getting caught by guards... and the stones theat they threw at you so thet you fell a very painful death. lol C:
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Regarding people throwing rocks... I have a story about that from AC I T_T
I was just walking around, being a happy AltaΓ―r when a beggar woman walks up to me. I simply ignored her (ANNOYING!) plea for money. The woman kept following me (I kept ignoring her) and so I tried climbing on a wall. Beggar woman gets mad (whut O.o), throws rocks at me, I fall down, beggar woman(when she noticed I fell on the ground) screams "Assassin!" and runs to the guards, guards chase me T_T.
So not giving money away for free is...a crime..? T_T
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LOL that must've been so frustrating. i hate the beggar people so much... every time they beg, i GRAB EM AND TOSS EM.
but seriously, that's a pretty epic story. i hate when that happens...... >: C ( i swear the crazies and beggars are on the same side as the baddies and are trying to expose Altair and his assassin friends.)
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Indeed. EVERYONE hates the shovers >:C
(they don't even give an explanation "why" they annoy us. Hidden templars indeed...)
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lol hahah C:
There's so much fruit in the game!!!
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Oh my god, hahaha. You just made my day xD
Damn apple lovers
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haha! glad i did : )
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Cesare has so much raeg.
The facial expressions in this are hilarious.
And I often think this too. 'I want the apple! Give it to me.' Augh, I had to spend an hour listening to it when I was scaling the walls completely lost.
The Desmond skin, lucky. I keep screwing up and getting 50% sync.
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yeah, at the part where you're not supposed to kill anyone, i friggin booked the shit to where i was supposed to be, pushing any one out of the way, completely careless lol. and then there's the part where you can't get hurt...... D : <
let's just say i had a couple tries of utter terror (everytime a guard got close my sister and i would yell "RUN EZIOOOOO!!!! RUUUUUUNNN!!!!!")
scary business!
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Same. xD I had so many guards following me, my dad and brother was shouting insanely and pointing out hide spots without knowing they would find me. xD And for some reason I cannot get through the castile without be detected. I was doing so well until you have to climb through that hole in the ceiling and the gun guy saw me. D: And I haven't even tried the last part. ;w;
And that entire sequence is horrifying and difficult once you are trying for full sync. Dx
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well, when you can't kill anyone, it doesn't matter if you're detected. That part with the little guy at the top of the hole after Cesare closes the door on you, just book it. you do a leap of faith off the castle anyways, so you lose detection. then, run along the wall and jump right into the vatican city like a crazy person! i was surprised that i actually pulled it off the first try.
the only memory you have to do the no detection is why you spy on the crazy borgia's (before cesare say the "mine not yours" part)
but yeah it's totally horrifying, especially if the memory you chose is an extra long one, and you screw up near the end D : (totally did that in the new DLC... last mission.... >:V )
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No no no, I mean getting into the castille. I finished the not killing anyone. xDD Yeah, I just booked it to the Vatican and ran around trying to find a hiding spot until I got rid of them all.
Augh, the DLC pack. I downloaded it finally but then the PS3 I was playing on got the Yellow Light of Doom and shut down with my Brotherhood disc inside. We have a second PS3 but my disc was stuck in the other one. D: And then my family went out of state so I haven't had the chance to finish it. ;w;
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That's just terribly inconvenient. Holy crap, if that happen to me..... i just don't know!
im so jealous of PS3 sometimes because they have the home thingy where you can make your avatar or whatever chat with people! and they're coming out with a 'Sassin's creed download that has the abstergo room and their hideout. D:
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xD Well, we are getting a new one in the next week, so everything should be alright.
I keep meaning to do that, haven't tried it though. I don't use the Internet on the PS3 much. And really? I didn't read about that at all. 8D
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I was thinking the same thing XD
"what would the guards think if they heard t?"XD
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yes! crazy Borgia family! so obsessed with their fruit!
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have you ever wondered is theres a banana of eden? or a grape or something xD would be awkward seeing des/ezio/alty walking around with a banana shaped glowing artifact that kills people. XD
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lol!
actually, it was never stated that the fruit of temptation was an apple, so it can pretty much be any other fruit! ('cept 'sassins creed wanted the apple because it was the most known)
but you know, i would like it to be the banana of eden. yeah, that would cause some uproar from the borgia gurads!
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imagine the bananas ultimate power 
ces: you are my sister, nothing more!
lucretia:
ces: WHERE IS THE BANANA?
lucretia: in my ass
ces: *regrets saying that earlier*
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LOL!!!! hahah!
the plz's make it even more epic!
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