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GreenLinzerd β€” Sspiike!!

Published: 2013-04-18 16:41:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 15485; Favourites: 193; Downloads: 45
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Description Ah... remember that time when Twilacus were about to... er... never mind .

Anyways, Spike went round to Rarity's, hoping that he might perhaps get a cushion to lie on, when...

Rarity had been thinking about LURVE and issues she had had with it. Namely, all the handsome stallions she had fancied either turned out to be chauvinist pigs (i.e. Prince Blueblood) or oblivious and ergo uninterested (i.e. Fancypants). She dwelled on this for a while, and then realised that she would have to compromise on appearance if she was going to get the male of her dreams... then she remembered who followed her around and did WHATEVER she asked him to. Rarity was shocked with herself for considering romancing with a dragon... but over the next half hour, she started to come to a sudden realisation (yes, another one - she was on a roll tonight): "Oh noooo!! My true love is a reptile, aaaaaaargh..."
So there she was, drowning her sorrows, when who should come to the door but... Spike. Oh. Bad timing. (Or, depending on your point of view, exceptionally good.)

Oh! I can draw Spike now. And Rarity's tail.

The Morning After

20 Months Later

20 Years Later



I never knew love could be like this...
I never knew love could BE -
Like thiiis...




EDIT: OMC OMC OMC!!!!!!!!!!! It just hit 3000 views! Just now!!!!!! Thank you everypony!!
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Comments: 100

GryphonStar5678 [2016-03-19 14:35:13 +0000 UTC]

oh Spike how many times has Twilight told you not to go to the boutique while Rarity is drunk.

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aaaaceace [2014-06-05 00:30:42 +0000 UTC]

Oh God no. This is so many levels of wrong. I can't believe you are actually hinting that Rarity would have sex with Spike. He is like eight years old.Β 

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2wingo In reply to aaaaceace [2015-03-28 22:17:55 +0000 UTC]

Actually, he's probably closer to 13.Β  Twilight was probably between 5 and 8 when he first hatched, and the Mane 6 are all in their early 20's in the show.

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GreenLinzerd In reply to aaaaceace [2014-06-06 12:43:44 +0000 UTC]

Evidently you didn't bother checking the next one.

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Zanvox [2014-05-29 07:03:30 +0000 UTC]

Rarity... ΒΏWhat are you doing?

I'm gonna make you my man

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GreenLinzerd In reply to Zanvox [2014-06-06 12:59:18 +0000 UTC]

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Balychen [2014-02-23 17:23:01 +0000 UTC]

Why I can't look at: months later? And good pic really

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GreenLinzerd In reply to Balychen [2014-03-05 20:22:06 +0000 UTC]

The "20" had gotten stuck on the URL. Try it now.

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Balychen In reply to GreenLinzerd [2014-03-05 20:27:16 +0000 UTC]

Ok thanks!!!

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dragonmite63 [2014-01-21 23:31:41 +0000 UTC]

DRUNKΒ Β  she hang out with berry punch to much

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Mega-Gojira [2014-01-16 18:00:28 +0000 UTC]

Talk about generosity!

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GreenLinzerd In reply to Mega-Gojira [2014-01-16 21:56:29 +0000 UTC]

Okay!

Generosity (also called largess or largesse) is the habit of giving without expecting anything in return. It can involve offering time, assets or talents to aid someone in need. Often equated with charity as a virtue, generosity is widely accepted in society as a desirable trait.

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Mega-Gojira In reply to GreenLinzerd [2014-01-16 21:59:31 +0000 UTC]

..................... Sorry.Β 

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GreenLinzerd In reply to Mega-Gojira [2014-01-17 14:01:55 +0000 UTC]

What for?

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Mega-Gojira In reply to GreenLinzerd [2014-01-17 14:24:58 +0000 UTC]

I thought you gave me a full definition of the term because I used it in a wrong way (which I kind of did, considering Rarity isn't in the best state of mind).Β 

Anyway, your work here is Amazing and I like the story. Great Job!Β Β 

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GreenLinzerd In reply to Mega-Gojira [2014-01-17 16:09:09 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! Btw I was just joking.

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gumballkitty [2014-01-04 07:21:11 +0000 UTC]

Goodnight everybody! Β 

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GreenLinzerd In reply to gumballkitty [2014-01-04 21:22:06 +0000 UTC]

Um

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gumballkitty In reply to GreenLinzerd [2014-01-07 23:44:02 +0000 UTC]

Β Its used in a cartoon called Animaniacs, when ever something RΒ rated orΒ not kid friendly happens!

They do a kiss to theΒ audience to call the censors.Β 

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GreenLinzerd In reply to gumballkitty [2014-01-08 17:50:27 +0000 UTC]

Oh...

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DarthWill3 [2013-10-20 02:44:30 +0000 UTC]

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RockManNutty [2013-10-03 20:16:14 +0000 UTC]

Go home Rarity, you're drunk.

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GreenLinzerd In reply to RockManNutty [2013-10-10 12:25:57 +0000 UTC]

But she IS home.

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MightyMorphinPower4 [2013-08-20 11:54:39 +0000 UTC]

Lol funny one

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Fandomforever [2013-08-19 08:01:41 +0000 UTC]

Perfect song!!!!!! Clarity by Zedd.

Β 

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GreenLinzerd In reply to Fandomforever [2013-08-19 18:40:40 +0000 UTC]

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sodormatchmaker [2013-08-03 01:35:49 +0000 UTC]

Aww

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Epicfinn [2013-08-01 12:39:13 +0000 UTC]

rarity you is to drunk no more wine for you

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MrKeybladeMaster1992 [2013-08-01 02:43:36 +0000 UTC]

Oh great. She's drunk.

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Montiessor [2013-08-01 02:40:46 +0000 UTC]

How cute! I always love Spirity love! They are the perfect couple (hope in the show they become). But really nice drawing I like it.

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GreenLinzerd In reply to Montiessor [2013-08-01 14:34:57 +0000 UTC]

How could anyone see Dragon Quest and not believe?

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Montiessor In reply to GreenLinzerd [2013-08-01 15:43:45 +0000 UTC]

True! Yet you never see them dating or kissing.

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GreenLinzerd In reply to Montiessor [2013-08-03 20:30:13 +0000 UTC]

BOOOOO!!!

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Montiessor In reply to GreenLinzerd [2013-08-04 00:31:27 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I know, it sucks, but hopefully will get more of them in this new season.

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GreenLinzerd In reply to Montiessor [2013-08-04 18:09:09 +0000 UTC]



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Montiessor In reply to GreenLinzerd [2013-08-04 20:25:03 +0000 UTC]

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ringsandamiss007 [2013-06-12 17:45:50 +0000 UTC]

She didn't puke on him did she?

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GreenLinzerd In reply to ringsandamiss007 [2013-06-12 20:47:26 +0000 UTC]

No...

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ringsandamiss007 In reply to GreenLinzerd [2013-06-12 23:09:00 +0000 UTC]

Good cause the last thing he wanted is Rarity's 'essence'.

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Raaio In reply to ringsandamiss007 [2013-06-17 06:15:02 +0000 UTC]

she did FALL on me though

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1MotorHead1 [2013-06-07 05:47:01 +0000 UTC]

not again

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GreenLinzerd In reply to 1MotorHead1 [2013-06-07 16:02:56 +0000 UTC]

Eh?

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MisterKaos [2013-06-06 00:56:07 +0000 UTC]

Hey...uh...Rarity. Do ya mind if I spend the night over here? Twilight is...uh...busy!
Oh Spikey Wikey, darling! You came for me!
Umm...Rarity...have you been drinking?
Oh Spike! Make love to me!
Wait...what?!
NOW DAMMIT!
Oh shit!


AAAAAH!!!
NNNNNNG!
OH!!!!
NNNNNNYAH!

...a few minutes later....
*MMPH* *NNG* *OOF*
Oh...Spike....
Oh...Rarity!
...12 hours later....

Hey Rarity, have you seen...



SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE!!!!!

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Mega-Gojira In reply to MisterKaos [2014-01-17 16:28:47 +0000 UTC]

I wish I could Fave this Epic Awesome comment!

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MisterKaos In reply to Mega-Gojira [2014-01-18 06:00:00 +0000 UTC]

Now you can!

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Dimondberry In reply to MisterKaos [2013-11-25 00:54:43 +0000 UTC]

XDDD




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MisterKaos In reply to Dimondberry [2013-11-25 07:57:33 +0000 UTC]

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Dimondberry In reply to MisterKaos [2013-11-25 00:51:44 +0000 UTC]

IM DIEING OF LAUGHTER

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gonzo22 In reply to MisterKaos [2013-09-24 20:55:47 +0000 UTC]

LOL seriously Deviantart make a feature that allows other users to fave other people comments. cause i seriously want to fave yours

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MisterKaos In reply to gonzo22 [2013-09-25 00:34:47 +0000 UTC]

You can find this one and others in Epic Icon Narratives .

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