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Description Im pretty sure you have heard/Seen this norwegian girl who claims shes a cat video by now, if not then let me tell you shortly.

Norwegian girl claims to be a real cat, that got cat genes at birth, claims to see better in the dark and hear better even hunting mice in the night, communicate by meowing, crawling like a human I mean cat, and she doesnt like water and dogs which is obviously the most stereotypical version you can get of a cat.  

Being a cat owner myself there is also tons of other things a cat wouldnt do that shes doing in this video but thats my point of view xD

BEFORE YOU GET THE WRONG IDEA I dont care if she believes shes a cat, thats completely fine, shes not hurting anyone  and she can believe she is anything she wants

BUT

Dont use science to explain what you are when you dont know the basics of it. GENES cant suddenly make you into something else. What you feel like and what you are can be two completely different things, but your genes is not something you can wish to be something its not xD AM I THE ONLY ONE who is bothered by that??? A lot of people freak out at people who believe they are something else than a human, but that doesnt bother me, but  You cant make up your own definiton of something that is defined because you feel like it, it just makes you look really friggin dumb .  And btw cat people, a meow isnt just a meow there are so many different types of meows and what they mean.

Same with the damn crawl, cats dont crawl on their knees. if your magically got cat genes, you would atleast walk like a cat how they walk. Your just doing the basic human crawl, not a cat crawl.

As a cat owner and owner of many past cats she did not convince me a all. Be a cat! be a sofa, but dont justify it with science you dont understand.

A horse would be a cat before a human would since they share a closer ancestor. Not that their ancestor looked anything like a horse or a cat. But you get the gist 

*flips tables*
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GeekGilmu In reply to ??? [2016-01-28 20:37:29 +0000 UTC]

This just looks like one of those weird "kin" people. I saw a video of a wolf girl not too long ago.

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ForbiddenStalker In reply to ??? [2016-01-28 20:37:12 +0000 UTC]

//cries
There are so many ways to bunk the myth that she has cat genes
Like sure it's ok to identify as something I agree but o hmy god.
"Meow meow meow" is not cat language for "come on let's go". I am dead. 
Can I flip tables with you??

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pczelda In reply to ForbiddenStalker [2016-01-29 00:16:35 +0000 UTC]

Well, who can really say one way or the other, what is cat language for "come on let's go". However I do agree with you, that made me chuckle. Did you notice she had to think for a moment to "translate" the phrase?!? Some human-cat since birth she is.

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Vuurstern In reply to pczelda [2016-01-29 08:27:51 +0000 UTC]

Cats mostly meow at humans anyway, not so much at other cats (unless they are kittens). They would mostly use body language to communicate, not sounds

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ForbiddenStalker In reply to pczelda [2016-01-29 06:56:43 +0000 UTC]

The pause was not at all convincing. Plus, have you EVER heard a single cat say "meow" so quickly 3 times in a row? Nope! So clearly, it can't be "cat language ", it's only an imitation

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pczelda In reply to ForbiddenStalker [2016-01-31 02:47:38 +0000 UTC]

I hadn't thought of that, but yes it's so true.

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Fyurama In reply to ??? [2016-01-28 20:36:39 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I think she´s an Otherkin ~ But I rellay like it that you point out so many facts I don´t have a prob with otherkins, or with her, I must admit, that I find this really interesing.
And I love your analysis  

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griffsnuff In reply to Fyurama [2016-01-28 20:37:28 +0000 UTC]

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Gary3-6-9 In reply to ??? [2016-01-28 20:36:21 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for making the point about the right legs and hands positions! It always seemed weird to me, that people were crawling like that, claiming to imitate animals, be it a cat or a horse. 

But about genetics.... I mean, you can mix in some genes, come on, it's fun! Mutants and stuff, don't take away the hope!XD

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griffsnuff In reply to Gary3-6-9 [2016-01-28 20:39:37 +0000 UTC]

Yesss same goes with horses, yoi would have to run on your pointy finger xD would hurt but that is how a hoof is.

Yesss xmen all the way!

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Gary3-6-9 In reply to griffsnuff [2016-01-28 20:42:28 +0000 UTC]

Yep! Well, if you never cut your nails, and use them to support the weigh, maybe they would form a solid platform, in a few years? Dozens of years... Generations.....?

Oh yiss!  

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Surrial In reply to ??? [2016-01-28 20:35:57 +0000 UTC]

Haha yeah I saw that girl and totaly agree with you But it's funny to think about how she thinks and argues. I guess I have to study again to get her knowledge of gene swapping
But hey! She seems pretty happy with her life as a...cat...thing...

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griffsnuff In reply to Surrial [2016-01-28 20:38:46 +0000 UTC]

I would totally swap my life with my cat if I could.

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Surrial In reply to griffsnuff [2016-01-28 20:44:02 +0000 UTC]

100% agreed! ^^

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Inghelene In reply to ??? [2016-01-28 20:34:25 +0000 UTC]

" if your magically got cat genes, you would atleast walk like a car"

Somehow, this made me laugh hysterically.

But really. :U
Never heard of her, and kinda glad I had not tillt his point either..?

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CrossDevice In reply to Inghelene [2016-01-29 01:57:41 +0000 UTC]

Oh gosh I wish I saw that typo XD.

So uuh, Ing, got a lot o' cat people around there? : D 

*shot

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Inghelene In reply to CrossDevice [2016-01-29 05:48:46 +0000 UTC]

sob

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CrossDevice In reply to Inghelene [2016-01-29 12:01:58 +0000 UTC]

Still confused to why this was a news report

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Inghelene In reply to CrossDevice [2016-01-29 15:08:20 +0000 UTC]

... Norway is a small country. There isn't much to report.

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CrossDevice In reply to Inghelene [2016-01-30 00:45:21 +0000 UTC]

Ah, makes sense I guess.

I guess its sort of a good thing if there isnt much to report

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Inghelene In reply to CrossDevice [2016-02-01 12:11:27 +0000 UTC]

... With the exception the news then love to find some poor confused fellow to publickly shame? .___.
(Points to case abowe.)

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CrossDevice In reply to Inghelene [2016-02-01 22:42:51 +0000 UTC]

XD True

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griffsnuff In reply to Inghelene [2016-01-28 20:37:54 +0000 UTC]

HHAHA yeah I saw the typo to late and had to edit xDD

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Inghelene In reply to griffsnuff [2016-01-28 20:39:22 +0000 UTC]

No! Keep it! It was glorious! xD

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TheFailedDream In reply to ??? [2016-01-28 20:33:11 +0000 UTC]

Well put

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Meilima In reply to ??? [2016-01-28 20:32:13 +0000 UTC]

Lol I bet that girl wouldn't be bragging about her 'genes' if it was pig genes

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griffsnuff In reply to Meilima [2016-01-28 20:32:59 +0000 UTC]

No one is ever a pig or a slug, its always a cat, lion, wolf,  or something cool or cute. I wonder why.

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seleina-scorpio In reply to griffsnuff [2016-01-29 01:46:20 +0000 UTC]

guess i'm weird then if i could pick i would be a lammergeier((bearded vulture))

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Sketchanie In reply to griffsnuff [2016-01-29 01:15:00 +0000 UTC]

Umm, ex-CUSE me? I am a Pyro-fox-tiger hybrid from the planet Wontonia!

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griffsnuff In reply to Sketchanie [2016-01-29 01:21:26 +0000 UTC]

D8< why not pyro slug elephant?

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Sketchanie In reply to griffsnuff [2016-01-29 02:54:28 +0000 UTC]

Because The pyrofox-tiger-wolf god says they dunt exist!!! 

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Rocketai In reply to griffsnuff [2016-01-28 21:10:42 +0000 UTC]

These people don't understand the struggle of what it is to identify as a lamprey. They have it so easy!

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griffsnuff In reply to Rocketai [2016-01-28 21:13:06 +0000 UTC]

Yeah its actually not fair how they keep calling you scary or ugly, you just have a very simple efficent design thats all

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Rocketai In reply to griffsnuff [2016-01-28 21:21:48 +0000 UTC]

I know right?! I feel so stressed when I see images of my brothers and sisters and people keep commenting how they should burn them all! How would you like me burning your family?! Then when I try to latch some fish with my teeth, people run away and even call the cops. Insensitive jerks!

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griffsnuff In reply to Rocketai [2016-01-28 21:38:51 +0000 UTC]

Dx yeah grrrr

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Nightskiies In reply to griffsnuff [2016-01-28 20:43:29 +0000 UTC]

Hah how strange.

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griffsnuff In reply to Nightskiies [2016-01-28 20:45:51 +0000 UTC]

I know! And same goes for all not known animals out there, no one is EVER those, because they dont know about them, it makes people a bit suspicious at how it can be something they cant help instead of something they choose themselves because they love said animal/creature.

>> besides so many awesome animals out there :C like the flippin velvet worm they are so badass yet so cute. farm4.staticflickr.com/3808/94… EEEEEE I would own this over any bunny anyday

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pczelda In reply to griffsnuff [2016-01-29 00:55:21 +0000 UTC]

Interesting animal, never heard of it, but I looked it up, looks like it has poisonous saliva: weirdimals.wordpress.com/2009/… Not sure what they could do to a human.

Btw, very interesting read and analysis, and that video made me laugh. Her story is just as plausible as someone claiming human beings evolved from rocks.

Oh a couple other things I noticed: Her answer of what she can hear that a normal human wouldn't. Isn't it true that the things we all hear are things that are important/interesting to us? I could train myself to hear suitcases being rolled in public and keys jangling etc if I wanted, I just choose not to. Plus if she was really a cat, wouldn't that dog have tried to lunge at her? It didn't even seem to notice her at all, which to me doesn't support her claim ether.

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griffsnuff In reply to pczelda [2016-01-29 01:24:23 +0000 UTC]

yes they are so awesome and how old their kind is is friggin amazing.

xD and yepp

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Nightskiies In reply to griffsnuff [2016-01-28 20:52:19 +0000 UTC]

What about birds? They're at least known, yet I don't even see people acting like birds all around. 
But to be honest those scales on the velvet worm are a bit weird (to me, I've never liked that kind of stuff)
but I see what you mean! It's mostly just cats and wolves and maybe dogs... :/

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griffsnuff In reply to Nightskiies [2016-01-28 20:57:55 +0000 UTC]

Yepp! and its not only animals, its also fictional things or even other peoples characters without their permisison. Like from games or movies.


but as soon as you want to be like a screwdriver they loose their minds and say your making fun of them. xD

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Nightskiies In reply to griffsnuff [2016-01-28 21:28:44 +0000 UTC]

Yup!

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Meilima In reply to griffsnuff [2016-01-28 20:35:34 +0000 UTC]

True true.

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Fyurama In reply to Meilima [2016-01-28 20:44:27 +0000 UTC]

i would be a playtpus 

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Meilima In reply to Fyurama [2016-01-28 20:51:04 +0000 UTC]

better than neko gurl 11/10

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Maniaphobiia In reply to ??? [2016-01-28 20:29:34 +0000 UTC]

douche doctor tm

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Shadowwolf14 In reply to ??? [2016-01-28 20:27:50 +0000 UTC]

Wait seriously?? This I GOTTA see. O_O

I swear I was a cat in a past life considering how I fricken' meow and purr a lot to my kitties and my friends/family ((that or I'm just a typical cat owner )) but I don't claim that I am one now.

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Fyurama In reply to Shadowwolf14 [2016-01-28 20:36:47 +0000 UTC]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWeBun…

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griffsnuff In reply to Shadowwolf14 [2016-01-28 20:29:06 +0000 UTC]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pnkUi…

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Shadowwolf14 In reply to griffsnuff [2016-01-28 20:38:59 +0000 UTC]

Ehm... Wow.
I know those meows in the beginning would piss my kitty off lol.
And that hiss was... odd. She just seems to be a cat fanatic to me... Or just someone who wants attention.
Ah well, to each their own.

Thank you for sharing the video with me griffsnuff ! And I do agree with your logic about the walking positions, it's spot on. She's just crawling around, a real cat walks pretty much, in comparison to us, with their tip-toes! My question is, where's her 'proof' of this odd gene... >.>

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